Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon, SpongeBob, or the song in this story.

"Wow, must've been some camping trip, Lyra," May was currently on her phone talking to her friend Lyra, who was telling her about a camping trip she recently went on. The phone she had happened to be her new FUN Phone that she had gotten in her fan mail not too long ago. Suddenly, she heard screaming from outside. She bolted from her bed and ran outside. Team Aqua was attacking.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't May Maple," May turned around and saw the leader of Team Aqua, Archie.

"Archie…" she growled.

"That's right. And I am back for my revenge," Archie smirked, pulling out a pokeball. May did the same, "Prepare yourself! I shall win!"

"Now wait a minute," May said suddenly, putting her pokeball away, "Life's not about winning, it's about fun!"

Archie raised an eyebrow, "What's that?"

"Fun is when you… fun is… it's like… it's kinda… sorta like a… What is fun?... HERE, let me spell it for you!" Then May began singing…

May: F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anywhere at any time at all

Then Brendan, Wally, Max, Drew, Harley, and Solidad popped out of nowhere and sang.

The six: Here at Petalburg City!

Archie thought of his own definition of fun and came up with this.

Archie: F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for Uranium…BOMBS!

N is for no survivors when you're-

"ARCHIE!" cried May, "Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this…" She then stuck out her arms to make an F shape.

May: F is for friends who do stuff to-

Archie was getting annoyed, "I will not! That is completely idiotic!"

May smirked, "Here, let me help you…" She grabbed Archie's arms and stuck them into various motions for the letters.

May: F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me

TRY IT!

Archie grinned and began jumping about.

Archie: N is for anywhere at any time at all

Brendan, Wally, Max, Drew, Harley, and Solidad all popped out again.

The six: Here at Petalburg City!

"Wait… I don't understand…" said Archie, looking at himself, "I feel all tingly inside… Should we stop?"

May giggled, "No, that's how you're supposed to feel!"

"Well, I like it! Let's do it again!"

"Okay!"

May and Archie: F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukulele

N is for nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking

Here with my best buddy

Both of them then bursted into laughter and walked away, leaving everyone watching them dumbfounded.

Author's notes: I'M ALIVE! Sorry for not updating anything in forever. But I'm back and ready to get some stories done! Please review, don't flame, and give me a suggestion on what song I should do for Sinnoh.