Soundwave Meets the Internet

Warning: The videos, and websites mentioned in this story are NOT mine. The videos are not rated for kids under the age of 14. Watch them at your own risk. I don't own anything!

Nemesis was surprisingly quiet just the way TIC, Soundwave, liked it. His long, sharp digits scrapped lightly against the control panel, searching for more relicts; sadly today seemed to be a bad day to look.

Megatron walked slowly walked in looking as menacing as ever. He gave an angry growl at the screen, before turning his attention towards his Third in Command. "Soundwave, how is your progress on finding the next relic?"

The slender con moved away allowing his leader to get a better look at the screen. Megatron growled eve louder and slammed his fist against the wall. "We need to find those relics before the Autobots do," his head snapped back towards the silent mech. "We need to increase our search; maybe the human search engine they call 'Google' will assist us."

With a respective bow Soundwave was back searching through the web for any type of Cybertronian tech.

Google had a wide variety of different sites. It was hard to believe that such tiny, and annoying, creatures could create such a helpful online device.

Alien technology.

The page pulled up multiple different links; one had an interesting link that was from a website called 'YouTube'. Immediately it caught the con's attention, he had heard of it before, mostly from Starscream who often liked to watch an online character named Foamy the Squirrel. Apparently he was very popular with the teenage and adult viewers on the internet.

Clicking on the link Soundwave spent the next two minutes watching a couple of fleshy mechs play a prank on their friend. He was terrified of aliens, so they used that fear to create a humorous video that received over 5,000 viewers.

'Humans,' Soundwave thought shaking his helm. 'They have strange taste in humor.' He paused the video and decided to look through this website some more. Clicking the search bar, Soundwave typed began to type when something caught his optic. Multiple different links showed up after he typed in only a few key letters. One of them read 'Two Girls One Cup.'

What could that possibly mean? Risking a peak over his shoulder the silent mech clicked the link. Megatron wouldn't mind if he searched this. After all he is supposed to find something that might assist them.

He clicked on the first link, ignoring the warning. Humans are very dramatic in his opinion.

Soft dramatic music played. Soundwave tilted his helm to the side; two human femmes were passionately kissing.

Wait. What was that one femme doing? Wait is that…

Soundwave jerked back in disgusted, his optics doubled in size. What in the name of Primus! These femmes were disgusting and- wait was she?

His tank turned over threatening to purge. Oh dear Primus, this was the most disgusting think he had ever seen!

"No…" He whimpered, just how sick were humans? His screen cracked at the next scene. A high pitch ringing sound echoed into his audio receptors, growing louder and louder as the video played. Soundwave's left servo twitched, before he fell over into forced stasis.

"Soundwave…Soundwave?" The TIC slowly came online at the cocky voice that belonged to the Nemesis's only medic, Knockout. The first thing Soundwave saw was his all-knowing smirk.

"So did you have fun watching 'Two Girls One Cup'?" Soundwave's invisible optics rolled into the back of his head and he fell back down. Knockout stared in shock. "Was it something I said?"

AN: I'm thinking about making this into a multi-chapter story about my favorite con, Soundwave. XD R&R please, I want to know how I did on this.