"Bella and Edward."

"No."

Steve's eyes widened. "What? Why not?"

"Because," Soundwave said simply, folding his arms. "I don't want any of my sparklings to be named after cheap characters from some overrated human movie."

Steve snorted, "They're not cheap."

"Okay, fine. They're free."

"SOUNDWAVE!"

"Well it's true."

Steve glared at his mate. Though, it wasn't really affective. Why was it so bad that he wanted his sparklings to have good names?

"What's wrong with Twilight? It's not that bad."

"Not that bad?" Soundwave asked. "Steve, they're forgettable. Bella is constantly dependent. She never fights for herself and is always putting her life on the line for some walking corpse."

"She's a strong woman!"

"She's a blank slate, Steve," Soudnwave said. "And an annoying one at that. Plus, what's so great about Edward? He's just a cross between Tinkerbelle and Dracula."

Steven through his hands in the air, "Why do I even bother? Okay, fine. How about Sara and Mason."

"Nope."

" Brandy and Mister Whiskers?"

"You're just choosing shows now aren't you?"

Steven looked offended, "What? No! I'm just throwing out suggestions that's all. How about Odette and Derek?"

"More blank characters."

"What are you a critic?"

As the two continued their bickering Starscream was in the corner of the room crying over the new edition to the Cullen family. "Oh, she's going to make Jacob so happy!" He sobbed in a tissue.

AN: I know that this isn't much, but I figured that since Steve and Soundwave were having babies, they should see about naming them. What do you guys think?

I of course don't own anything that's been mentioned in this chapter. :D I do own the future sparklings however XD But why not let you guys name them. Obviously, the genders are a boy and a girl so pick out a name for the sparklings and whoever wins gets to decide what the next chapter should be about. Deal? XD