Yay! Third story! And it's humor again! Aren't you guys glad I'm back to writing humor?

Can be considered a sequel to Someone Nice.

Yu sighed.

Rise's shadow was ...Standing? Swinging? Pole Dancing? in front of him and his friends.

"Ziodyne!"

Blocked.

"Shit." Kanji said.

They have been trying to attack the mirror faced pole dancing stripper forever, but none of their attacks have connected. The real Rise was passed out in a corner, Teddie fretting over her. Stupid analyze.

"Time for a counterattack!" Shadow Rise exclaimed (Rather cheerfully) and did a pelvic thrust to her pole.

"Mabufu!"

Yukiko yelped and fell down (Fuck, there goes the healer), ice creeping up her feet. The other team members aren't looking too good either.

"Feast your eyes!" Another pelvic thrust. Bufula this time.

Yukiko screamed and fell face first, silent.

"Yukiko!" Chie screamed and wasted another revival bead.

Suddenly, Yu had a moment. He had been saving something, something special, Just for a situation like this. It has almost killed him and Yosuke, and it might just kill this shadow. He reached into his pocket...

And pulled out a Ziplock bag containing a gloppy, brown, fuming mixture and held it out to the shadow.

"Here! Have some of this! Guaranteed to increase your bust by two sizes!" Yu added that last part, just to seal the deal.

"Oh! Gimme gimme gimme!" The shadow snatched the bag out of Yu's hand.

"Hey! Is that- Ugh!" Yosuke was knocked unconscious by a blow from Izanagi's sword.

Yukiko and Chie stared at the shadow, their jaws almost touching the ground. Shadow Rise held the concoction up to her... face? And poured it down her... her... mouth?

"What... What is this!?" Shadow Rise screamed and doubled over, coughing.

"That is the power of... Yukiko and Chie's Curry of Doom!" Yu cried. Shadow Rise writhed in pain on the floor, and reduced to its original form.

"We... We did it!" Kanji yelled. Yukiko rushed over to the unconscious form of Yosuke. Chie stomped over to where Yu was standing, raging mad. You can see the little red cross thing popping out of her head.

"I'm offended. I mean, I know our curry was bad but did you really have to use it to beat that Shadow?"

"It... It was necessary. "

"Why didn't you just Agilao Gem it!? Or Armageddon it!? Why use the food Yukiko and I lovingly madefor you?"

"I don't have Armageddon yet... "

"Ugh! You could have just found another way to kill that thing! Or let us all die! The food I made is just too precious for you to use it like a weapon of mass destruction!" Chie's face was red hot with rage.

"Your food is a weapon of mass destruction."

And Yu was instantly Galactic Punted to who knows where.

Chariot Link: DESTROYED

Chie's determination to kill you have increased. She will kill you if you endured a mortal blow. Her follow up attack will now hit you instead. She will make an ally dizzy after they have been knocked down. She will cause status ailments when she lands a critical hit.

Her persona have evolved into BDSM Banana Head Lady. You can never, ever fuse a persona of the Chariot Arcana again. Sucks to be you, cause Chie is awesome.

End.

AN: I have nothing to say... Except review and criticize! It will make me happy.