Musical World Chapter 1: It's About You & How You're A Jackass, a maximum ride fanfic

Musical World

Chapter 1: It's All About You & How You're A Jackass, So... Let's Sing About It

Maxine Maximum Ride but prefers Max is in the band Rioters without Cause (RWC) which is made up of Max (lead singer and guitarist), Nudge (back-up singer and bass guitarist), Jason (drummer and rapper) and Ethan (back-up guitarist and male singer) (AN: A lot of Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Icon for Hire, Pink, Florence + The Machine and Taylor Swift songs). Iggy is her best friend/ex-boyfriend and is his own band called Pyromaniac Royal Panda Bears (PRPB) which is made up of Iggy (lead singer and bass guitarist), Gazzy (drummer and rapper), Jack (back-up singer and guitarist) (AN: A lot of The Royal Concept, Two Door Cinema Club, Neon Trees, Forever The Sickest Kids, The Crookes, All Time Low and Dancing Lotus songs). RWC has a revival band called Phantom Imposters (PI pronounced pie) which is made up of Fang (lead singer and back-up guitarist), Dylan who is also Max's ex boyfriend (back-up singer and guitarist), Mason (bass guitarist) and Austin (drummer) (AN: A lot of Simple Plan, Skillet, Sleeping With Sirens, Panic! At The Disco, Fall out Boy, The Cab, Boys Like Girls, Bowling For Soup, Anarbor, The Hives and The Maine songs). Max's twin sister (AN: basically Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Kreayshawn and Selena Gomez) Maya but prefers MaYa because she's evil and weird. Angel who is a professional violinist and cellist. Max was a child genius and got a PhD in Physic at age 16 but didn't want to be a scientist like her Dad, Jeb. Ella is in England attending Oxford. And plenty of other loveable characters and some new ones too. Later FAX!

I do not own Maximum Ride.

Maxine Maximum Ride - 22
Nathan James-Ignite "Iggy" Griffin - 23
Dylan Peter Grinch - 24
Nicholas Fang Vemon- 23
Monique Nudge Francis - 21
Zephyr Gasman "Gazzy" Griffin - 21 (Iggy's little brother)
Charlotte Angel Ride - 18 (Maya & Max's little sister)
Maya Coraline Ride - 22 (Max's identical twin)
Jack Alex Grinch - 25 (Dylan's cool older brother)
Jason Cody Zaire- 23
Ethan Taylor Black- 22
Mason Cole Zaire - 23 (he's Jason twin)
Austin Derek Hunter- 24
Jeb Ride - 45 (Maya & Max's Dad)
Valencia Martinez - 45 (Maya & Max's Mum)
Ella Celeste Ride - 20 (Maya & Max's little sister)
Lissa Rose D'ambra- 26 (One of Fang's clingy one night stands and Maya's best friend. Also a model and singer)
Brigid Faye Starr - 24 (Fang's ex girlfriend & Mason current girlfriend. Model)

Chapter 1

Max's POV

I officially have the worst luck in the world my band RWC is performing on tour of the UK (thank god it's small) with PRPB, PI, MaYa (my evil twin sister). I mean come on PI they might as well change their name to bunch of assholes because that is exactly they are. After Dylan and I broke up he took over with song writing and let's just say that it was horrible break up with hate songs, trips to prison and the hospital and injunctions. But since I have my best friend Iggy with me so I guess it isn't that bad.

Iggy and I used to date but mutually decide that it was better to stay friends... best friends to be exact. But it just so happens I'm hosting and performing, so I right now am making my way to the trying to avoid anyone from PI because we aren't really on speaking terms.

I finally make my way on to the stage and am greeted by the masses of bodies chanting my name. "MAX! MAX! MAX!" (AN: Max's Outfit: maxs_outfit_chapter/set?id=95341562)

"Hey Everybody, Are you ready to ROCK!" I paused waiting for the cheers to die down "Please give an awesome welcome to the Kings of Pyro themselves 'Pyromaniac Royal Panda Bears'!" PRPB ran out onstage. Iggy hugged me but Gazzy and Jack gave me high fives while I made my way off stage.

"Hey London, this first song is our personal anthem called 'World on Fire'" Iggy yelled the crowd reply with a cheer. While I laughed at his wierd sense of humor.

Iggy (Italic)

I see the world has gone mad
I see them talk the talk walk walk the walk but nothing stands out
i see the world has gone mad
I think ill do you like i used to do do it all night

I see the world has gone mad
I say we do it like we used to do fuck the ...
Where is my band, where are my friends
They turn to DJs and just hit it hit it big time instead

Tell yourself this night won't end
Promise land let us escape

I set the world on fire, won't let you go
Now all the pieces come together and I let it all go
I set the world on fire, won't let you go
I come and pick you up and clean you like the worm from above
I set the world on fire, the world on fire

I see the world has gone mad
I say we do it like we used to do do it all night
Where's every ... what's their next move?
I say just fuck them let them know that they ain't doing no good

Get the job, get the job, get the job done.
Do it like we used to do it do it all night
Get the job, get the job, get the job done.
They do it like they used to do they do it all wrong

Tell yourself this night won't end
Reach out and take my hand
I told you twice this has to end
Reach out and take my hand
Tell yourself this night won't end
There is no time to lose

Promised land let us escape
Promised land let us escape

"Ok, Ok, Ok I think it's time for me to take over" says Gazzy while getting up from behind the drum set and switching to Iggy's Bass guitar and vice versa. "This is a new one called 'Kings of Men'" As Iggy attached a mike to the drum set so he could still sing.

Gazzy (Bold), Iggy (Italic)

As above so below, from the bottoms to the tops
From the heavens to the earth, I say my prayers round the clocks
Tradition from my home, Godfather passed the torch
But I lost my way, hey, and it didn't take me much
I got drunk from the bottles, and I got with the models
If you eat with the beast, then there's bound to be trouble
This is bound to resort to, Kneeling down and be humble
I will rest when I'm done, so in this life, i'll run till I'm gone.
I wont take this lying down
But I'm burning here
I wont take this lying down
But I'm burning hereThis is how everything ends
Its no more, no more, no more
For these kings of men,
This is how everything ends
Its no more, no more, no more
For these kings of men.
As above so below, as the old sayings go
That you reap what you sow, so I'm digging me some more
Got my body on the go, so I tick like the clocks
Put my mind in the know, so I'm worth more than a rock
It's the truth right here that's more than a line
Heart on my sleeve, my fur is a Lion
Not relying on food from the ground
To live on I put books in the mind, I put dos' into time, no snoozing in time
It's all I've got, I'm using the time
As above in the skies, not down when it kicks
I'll bid this life goodbye with a kiss.
I wont take this lying down
But I'm burning here
I wont take this lying down
But I'm burning hereThis is how everything ends
Its no more, no more, no more
For these kings of menThis is how everything ends
Its no more, no more, no more
For these kings of men.

"Well, that's enough of us for now but don't fret because my dear friend Max and her band the 'Rioters without Cause' are here to entertain you"

"That's right Iggy, Oh and by the way nice hat Iggy" one of the stage cameras zooms in on the hat with the words 'Fuck you, very much' sewn in to it meanwhile Nudge, Jason, Ethan and I waltz out on stage (AN: Iggy's Outfit: iggy_outfit_chapter/set?id=95433197). The audience erupts into laughter having just notice it. "I may have to borrow it later on for introducing PI and MaYa" I continue there are a few boos but overall laughs. PRPB exit the stage.

"Ok Rioters, this one a new one called 'I Miss the Misery'"

Max (Italic), Nudge (Bold), Both (Bold Italic)

Oh-I miss the misery

I've been a mess since you stayed
I've been a wreck since you changed
Don't let me get in your way
I miss the lies and the pain
The fights that keep us awake.
I'm telling you
I miss the bad things
the way you hate me
I miss the screaming the way that you blame me
I miss the phone calls when it's your fault
I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all
I like the kick in the face
And the things you do to me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you I miss the misery.
I've tried but I just can't take it
I'd rather fight than just fake it
(I like it rough)
You know that I've had enough
I dare you to call my bluff
Can't take too much of a good thing.
I'm telling you
I miss the bad things
the way you hate me
I miss the screaming the way that you blame me
I miss the phone calls when it's your fault
I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all
I like the kick in the face
And the things you do to me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you I miss the misery.
Just know that I'll make you hurt
miss the lies and the pain and what you did to me
When you tell me you'll make it worse
I'd rather fight at home at night than watch the TV
I hate that feeling inside
when you tell me how hard you'll try
When we're at our worst
I miss the misery
Miss the bad things
the way you hate me
I miss the screaming the way that you blame me
I miss the rough sex that leaves me a mess
I miss the feelings the pains in my chest
Miss the phone calls when it's your fault
I miss the late nights, don't miss you at all
I like the kick in the face
And the things you do to me
I love the way that it hurts
I don't miss you I miss the misery.
I don't miss you I miss the misery
Oh-
I don't miss you I miss the misery

"That was fun, Ok this is just as awesome and if you don't then fuck you, you can leave, it's called 'Ankle biters'"

Why do you care what people think
Are you hooked up to their leash
You know, anklebiters
Ate up your personality

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And the anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else

Fall in love with yourself

Because
Someday you're gonna be the only one you've got
Someday you're gonna be the only one you've got
Why do you want to please the world
and leave yourself to drop dead?
Someday you're gonna be the only one you've got

What do you actually expect?
A broken mirror to reflect
You know, anklebiters
Gave you a false perception

And why do I defend your ignorance
And why do I defend the state you're in when you should
Fall in love with yourself
Oh, again

Fall in love with yourself

Anklebiters!
Anklebiters!
Someday you're gonna be alone
Anklebiters!
Anklebiters!

And this when Dylan and the rest of the wankers in his band, decide to saunter on to the stage. "Maxi, to answer your statement I'm already in love with me. Because it's better than being in love a stuck up, ugly bitch like yourself" Dylan snapped while the crowd 'OHHHH' –ed. "Dylan, sweetie I need to shut up because your coming across as stupid, not that you don't always come across stupid, but you need to get your head out of your ass it's not a hat" I replied sweetly then stormed off stage making sure knock into shoulder before he could come up with a reply.

You see in the band there was Fang the resident manwhore whom I hate because he has no respect for anyone (especially females) but himself and frenquently writes songs about one night stands. Just cause he's hot (ignore that) doesn't mean he has to sleep with every girl (over the age of 17) in sight. Then there's Mason whom I hate because he's known as the rebound guy because on the rare occassion Fang says no to a girl they always go to him but now he's dating Fang's model ex girlfriend Brigid who is a bitch. After him there's Austin who is just really stupid and quick tempered. And last and least of all is Dylan and three words that best describe him is Douchebag, Jackass and Asshole.

Fang's POV

Dylan composed himself and officially greeted crowd. " We need no introduction because the hostess is a bitch this first one Fang's gonna sing is called 'La la'"

Fang (Italic), Dylan (Bold), Both (Bold Italic)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oooh [x2]
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oooh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oooh

Come feel my heart
It's beating like a drum and I confess
When you're around
It's like an army's marching through my chest

And there's nothing I can do
I just gravitate towards you
You're pulling on me like the moon
I just wanna get you sideways
I say anything I can to get me more than just a dance
Tell me where to put my hands
You know that you could be my favorite one-night stand

You get me higher

What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Do if I said it tonight?
What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Cause you know I la, la, la, lie

You're like a song
A beautiful symphony to my eyes
So take me on
I wanna sing along all through the night

I'm not like the other boys
Cause with you I've got no choice
You make me wanna lose my voice
I just wanna get you sideways
No, I'm not the type to lie
But I might just start tonight
Let me turn off all the lights
You know that you could be my favourite lullaby

You get me higher

What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Do If I said it tonight?
What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Cause you know I la, la, la, lie

Like a symphony
Like a symphony
Like a symphony tonight
Like a symphony
Like a symphony
Like a symphony tonight
Sounds like a symphony
Like a symphony
Like a symphony tonight
Like a symphony
Like a symphony
Like a symphony tonight

What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Do If I said it tonight?
What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Cause you know I la, la, la, la, la, oooh

What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Do if I said it tonight?
What would you do if I told you that I la, la, la, la, loved you?
Cause you know I la, la, la, lie

Ooooh

"Ok this one is gonna be sung Dylan, dedicated to a special someone it's called 'High Regard'" I said.

Fang (Bold), Dylan (Italic), Both (Bold Italic)

Barter and trade always passive aggressive
In spite of who you say you are
Smother my name under soil & dirt
In the earth widen the distance apart
Fuck an apology, I'm not sorry for anything
I've been holding back my apathy for far too long
You don't deserve what you haven't earned
And your place in my heart has just grown so smallI'd like to think that you're worth my time
But you embody everything that I hate
Take a good hard look at what you see
I've lost all my hope and all my faith
Cause when I barely fuck up you just recoil and weep
What do you want from me? I'm just a kid who got in too deep
My walls are built up high forever bound to be steep
I've got a birds eye view of all the secrets you keepTry to tell me that you knew from the start
That I would come to know that most would never
Enter my heart because I'm colder than the others
It's what sets me apart
You manipulated, tried to shine a light on my dark
But this is my life. You should bounce & never call again
The more strive you'll find it
in the souls of all the other men
You know you're not as smart as you look
I'm gonna take back what you tookI'd like to think that you're worth my time
But you embody everything that I hate
Take a good hard look at what you see
I've lost all my hope & all my faith
Cause when I barely fuck up you just recoil & weep
What do you want from me? I'm just a kid who got in too deep
My walls are built up high forever bound to be steep
I've got a birds eye view of all the secrets you keepYou know you're not as smart as you look
I'm going to take back what you took
And you didn't know shit from the start
And you didn't know shit from the start

Max's POV

I ran out on to the stage while the assholes where still playing and that's when all hell broke lose...