Museum: Afternoon

Two guards entered a room with several dozen artifacts, one of them cut a wire causing the cameras to turn off.

"This mountain of treasure is ours!" One of the guards said. "This is amazing! Hey! Lets get moving already!"

"Shhh! The new guy will hear us." The second guard said.

"It's fine." The first guard said. "I drugged him. He's fast asleep."

(Cut to the break room with the new guy passed out on the couch snoring.)

"Treat it gently!" The first guard said as the two of the moved the vases out of storage.

(Guard) 2: "Its fine."

(Guard) 1: "No, no! We're putting it there!"

2: "Oh, I know what this is, it's that muro machi1 era something vase."

A red coin with a hawk on it started glowing and making a wierd noise.

2: "It's all ours! That includes this and this as well."

The coin began to shake and took a bunch of silver coins to make a hand like object.

1: "Bring it over there. I'll help."

2: "This way."

1: "Make right over there."

The hand began crawling crawl twords an engraving on a stone box that had three slots on it. It turned it slightly to open the box, causing the hand to loose medals. On of the medals hit a sensor setting off an alarm at a building owned by the kougumi foundation.

A man was handing out medals similar to the ones the hand was made out to a group of guys who were wearing motorcycle gear. They used the medals to turn weird vending machines into bikes by inserting the medals.

At the museum, a yellow light caught the attention of the two guards.

1: "What the-?"

The box that was emulating the yellow light shattered into a swarm of medals them formed into four humanoid shapes.

One of the motorcycle riders burst through the wall. He took shots at the creatures, but to no avail.

"This is Gotou from the ride vendor first platoon, the medals have begun to awaken. Your orders please."

(Cut to an office with an Asian man wearing re business formal and a black apron. There was also a girl wearing high heels, a pink skirt and a purple skirt. In the room there was a piano, a record player, and cooking supplies.)

"Eliminate them." The man said.

"Roger that." Gotou said.

(Back at the museum.)

Gotou drove away before the medal creatures formed in to more, well, umm, 'natural' shapes. One had an insect motif2, one based on sea life2, one based on big cats2, and one based on heavy mammals2.

Outside, nine ride vendors were in formation and fired bazookas at the building. One of the, pressed a button, setting off bombs. The buolding was destroyed.

The new guy was still sleeping through all of this.

"Ride vendor first platoon in pursuit now."

As the creatures defeated the ride vendor squad efforlessly, the man in the office was singing along to a song on the record player.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday! Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday dear..."

"Greeed3." The man said.

"Happy birthday to you!"

Back at the museum, a red medal hit the new guy on the head, waking him up.

"What's this?" The black haired teen said. "This can't be my pay, or is it." Mr kougumi is said to be an odd man. Any way, must be my lucky day."

He started to change out of his work clothes.

Right as he put his shirt on the hook, a wall fell over, revealing the scene going on outside and allowing every one to see him in his under wear.

Everyone was staring and the new guy held his hands up.

Opening song:

Male voice: You count the medals one, two, and three, life goes on, anything goes! Coming up OOO!
instrumental
Female voice: Don't bother with dreams, that are unnessessary or fleeting. It's fine to just be completely free.
M: It starts now, the show we're waiting for, count the medals one, two, and three!
F: But you can't ignore fate, in the all you can do is keep moving forward.
M: Mysterious turn of events, give me energy, count the medals one, two, and three!
F: It's okay, tomorrow's always a blank slate, you're the one who decides what your worth is!
OOO: Henshin!
M: OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! Come on!
F: Anything goes fire up that heart!
Find something to fulfill you.
Life goes on! Try to get serious! If you're going to fight, then don't worry about losing!

"You really didn't realize what happened? I mean, look at this." The investigator said.

"Oh, well, I was fast asleep. Was it a gas explosion?"

"We're looking into that." A man with a grey suit said.

"I wonder if there okay?" The new guy said when he saw the two guards being moved into an ambulance.

"Ots not life threatening." The investigator said.

"Thank goodness." He said. "They may look bad, but they're okay if you get to know them."

"You've known them for a long time?"

"Since this morning." The teen said as he walked a way.

"Any way, we may need to ask you some questions later." The man in the grey suit said.

"Um... Jack Darby, was it? What's your address and phone number?" The investigator asked.

"It's 555-1984, and my address is 1971, decade street, jasper, Nevada."

"Thank you, that will be all." The man said.

A hand, one that looked very reptilian, or avian, if you want to get technical that also had a pair of wings on it came out of the rubble.

(Office.)

"Satonaka," mr koujami said. "The art museum that I opened in Nevada, as well as the ride vendor platoon are mostly destroyed, that's how powerful the greeed are."

"Sir, didn't you predict this? You look disappointed." The girl said.

"Of course I am." Mr Kougami said. "It doesn't matter what it is, being born into this world is wonderful. So the resurrection of the greeed may not be all bad."

(Under a bridge.)

"What?" The silver greeed said. His as well as the bodies of the greeed were smoking, but not because of the sun.

"There's something vital missing." The blue one said. "A medal, and its a core medal too!"

"Why?! There's no way a medal would disappear." The green one said.

"I saw Ankh holding them." The yellow one said.

"What?" The green one said.

"Ankh!" The silver one said.

"It can't be!" The blue one said. "But it looked like he could take form."

"That bastard! Even after just awakening, he's still shrewd." The green greeed groaned. (Try saying that three times fast.)

Elsewhere:

"Oh man," Jack said. "I have to find a new job."

Jack took the core medal out of his pocket. "Oh, I forgot about this, well, what ever this is."

A pedestrian bumped into Jack, causing him to drop the medal under the ride vendor in vending machine mode.

"Hey!" Jack said as he to get it out from under the vending machine.

Jack tried lifting it, but to no avail.

"Ah! Excuse me. Under here." Jack said. "Excuse me, can you lend a hand, I can't reach it." A girl saw Jack struggling, but her two friends didn't notice him."

"Excuse me!"

"Hey Hina." One of her friends said.

"Eh." Hina said.

The arm came over and went under the machine at the worst time.

"I can't hold it." Jack said. He dropped the machine on the arm.

"Arrg!" The arm yelled out in pain.

"Hey Hina!" A girl with red hair and a pink dress said.

"Are you okay?" Hina asked Jack after she ran over to him. "I'll help you."

"Oh no..." Jack said.

Hina lifted the machine with little effort.

"Here's your chance. Hurry!"

"Oh... But I'm fine."

"Eh?" Hina looked at Jack.

The arm crawled out from under the machine holding the medal.

Hina screamed when she saw the arm, causing her to drop the machine.

"Hey what is it?" Hina's friend asked.

"I just saw something strange." Hina said, pointing to Jack who was un aware of the floating arm behind his shoulder.

When Jack looked in the direction the arm was, it switched sides.

Hina screamed and ran when the arm wave at her.

"What?" Jack asked.

"I'll be taking this back..." The arm said. "...my core medal."

"Ah!" Jack kicked the arm and made it drop the medal.

"Hey, that hurt! You..."

Jack ran.

"Hey! Wait! Hey!"

In a jewelry store that jack ran by, one of the greeed, the green one was cornering the people in it.

The greeed them focused on a woman who was cowering near a display.

"That greed of yours is perfect." The greeed said as he picked the woman up. He held out a silver medal and inserted it into a coin slot the formed on the back of her head4 .

A grey and black being crawled out of her stomach.5

"Don't freak out." The greeed said. "This was born from your greed."

The creature ate her rings right off her fingers.

"My ring worth a million dollars!" The woman said.

The monster proceeded to eat more of the jewelry until eventually becoming full, which turned the mummy creature into a mantis like creature.

"Find my medal,"The main greeed said. "And bring it to me."

"As you wish."

The creature left an jumped out of a window, landing directly in front of a police car.

"I smell it, a core medal."

"What's that? The investigator asked.

"For now, chase it." The other man said.

"Right."

Plaza:

"What was that?" Jack said as he kept on running.

The arm flew in front of Jack.

"Give it back! It's my body!" The arm said as it grabbed Jack. "Hurry and hand it over! I'll let you live until then."

"W-w-wait a moment. I just happened to find this in the art museum."

"Yeah." The arm said. "I dropped it."

"Oh! So you were there too? What a coincidence."

"Hurry up." The arm said as the monster arrived. "Give me the medal."

"Hand it over." The mantis said.

"An insecticon6?" Jack said.

The mantis generated five energy blades and shot them at Jack, which the arm deflected.

"You!" The mantis said. "Ankh!"

"Don't interfere! This is my core medal!"

"Hand it over."

The arm known as Ankh was attacked by the monster.

"Don't interfere." The monster said to mock Ankh and threw him into a sign advertising a dentist office.

"Hey! It's to one sided." Jack said. "Wait a moment!"

Jack went to stop the monster from finishing off Ankh. The monster threw Jack into a bunch of tables.

The investigator's partner started to take shots at the monster as the two of them arrived.

The monster sliced one of the bullets in half then shot two energy blades at the car, sending it crashing into another car.

"Detective!" Jack said as he ran twards the now unconscious man.

"Detective! Detective!" Jack said as he shook the detectives body to try to awaken him. "Are you okay?"

Jack took the detective's gun and took several shots at the monster.

"I don't know what's going on, but stop it."

"Don't interfere! You have nothing to do with it." The monster said.

"I do." Jack said. "Same with the detective. And him too. We've known each other since this afternoon."

"The monster continued to attack Ankh. Jack then shot the monster several more times.

When Jack ran out of bullets, he try to attack it close up, but the monster threw Jack.

"He's just an idiot." Ankh said. "I can use him, no, this is the only thing I can do right now."

Ankh flew over to Jack who was now being beaten by the monster.

The mantis threw Jack, but Jack was caught by Ankh.

"Ankh! Why are you trying to save the human?" The monster said. "You're not going soft now, are you?7"

"What's your name?" Ankh asked.

"It's Jack Darby."

"Jack, you've impressed me. I'll tell you how we can be saved."

Ankh sub-spaced8 the lock from the stone box.

"Isn't that... the seal..."

Ankh place it on Jack's waist it formed a belt. Its colors changed from stoke grey to black and blue. On the belt, there was an o shaped device.

"My hand held more than just the core medals. Jack the only way to survive is to defeat him." Ankh pointed to the monster.

"Him?"

"Three medals," Ankh held a red, a yellow and a green medal. "Insert them here." Ankh pointed to the slots on the belt. "You will gain power."

"Don't listen to Ankh! You'll pay for using it." The monster said.

"Hey, what's a little risk?" Ankh said. "Better than both of us dieing here. Hurry up and do it Jack. Henshin!" Ankh said while forming a fist like he was encouraging him.

"Don't!" The monster said.

"I seen a lot of wierd things, but saving lives is new to me." Jack took the medals from Ankh.

He inserted the medals into the slots in this order: Red, yellow, green.

"Use this." Ankh handed Jack the o shaped device.

Jack scanned the medals with it.

"Henshin9."

"Taka! Tora! Batta! Tatoba, ta-to-ba tatoba!"

Jack gained armor and the armor turned colors based on the medals. His head was red and looked like a bird, the torso was yellow and had 'wolverine' claws, and the legs had a design similar to the legs of an insect and were green.

"You fool!"

"Yeah. Just what I had hoped for." Ankh said.

"What was that song just now?" Jack said, but his voice had an avian-like tone to it10. "A hawk, a tiger and a grasshopper? That's what this is?"

"Don't worry about the song." Ankh said. "That's OOO. If you fight, you'll understand what it is."

"Huh?"

The monster jumped on Jack to try to attack him, but Jack blocked it.

A tiger's roar was heard from the torso section and the claws unfolded. Jack attacked the creature, causing medals to fly out of it as it fell.

"I can feel the power." Jack said as his legs started to glow green.

"Why you." The monster said as it attacked Jack and was starting to get the upper hand.

"Jack, switch the middle one with this!" Ankh said as he held a medal that was light green and had a mantis on it. He threw the medal to Jack.

Jack replace the tora medal with it. He then scanned them.

"Taka kamakiri batta."

"Alright." Ankh said.

"Ankh, hand over the core medal."

Jack used the mantis swords to attack the monster.

Jack finished off the monster by slashing it with the swords, literally giving it a taste of its own medicine. The monster exploded into a ton of medals.

"That guy was made out of medals?"

Jack heard the detectives phone ringing.

"Detective, hold on I'll call an ambulance right now."

Jack ran over only see that the detective now had Ankh as an arm.

"I've found the perfect body for me." Ankh said. "Now I can move a bit more easier."

Office:

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday to you."

"Happy birthday dear..." Mr kougumi sung as he put something on a cake that's a partial lie9 . "OOO."

Back at the sight of the battle:

A man on a motorcycle opened a can and it unfolded into a hawk, as well as other ones that were on the ground.

Chapter end.

Notes:

1: Muro machi: A division of Japanese history running from approximately 1337 to 1573.
2: The greeed designs: They are based on the medals they should have.
3: Greeed: The name of the villains, pronounced exactly like greed, used to show the difference between the two.
4: Nothing to do with the matrix.
5: Or alien.
6: This takes place after the Orion pax trilogy, so it makes sence that Jack confused the monster with an insecticon.
7: Self explanatory.
8: Sub space: A transformers term that describes storing something in like a dimensional pocket.
9: Henshin: Transform, change.
10: Voice filter: Jack's voice changes so when the Autobots, and decepticons try to find out who OOO is, they'll have a hard time.