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~Ember

Edd felt tears forming in his eyes and couldn't even find it in him to talk. He smiled widley and didn't even cover his gap. He reach for the necklace and put it around his neck. Kevin's heart lept.

"Soooo it that a ye-."

Just then the door slammed open

"who the hell are you two and what the hell are ya'll doing here in the a.m's?!" Said a nurse who had her hands on her hips.

"Uh..Uh.." Kevin said as he stuttered.

"SECURITY." Screamed the nurse

"Time to fly away now little man boy!." Said Ed as he grabbed kevin and prepared to jump out the window."

"Ed No!" Edd yelled.

"Don't worry little dickens for Santas bag is magical and can make Santa fly! Away!" Ed yelled as he jumped out.

Edd heard a loud thump and a groan from Kevin.

"Ed.."

"Yes little man boy?" Ed said.

"Get off me you breaking my leg man."

"Do not worry! For santa know's when you are sleeping and when you are awake and if you have been a good little boy. you have been a very nice friend to the little dickens so for you a shiney leg cast!" Ed said as he pulled out an old torn leg cast that Ed had worn two summers ago.

"I'd rather eat pinecones."

"Sanat has those too! Eat up so you can become plump and jolly like Santa!" Ed said as he ruffled through his bag to get a pinecone meanwhile Kevin limped as fast as he could away from Ed.

Kevin smirked as he looked back and saw Ed rolling around in his red sack and hear the big guy laughing like a dope. He walked back to Edd's house to see how his dad had left the place. When he walked in it was like the Christmas holiday itself punched Kevin with brass knuckles.

"Holy..-"

"Why yes dear this is a new bra it's so nice of you to notice!."

Kevin heard a voice say from upstairs, he slowly walked up and tried not to make a peep and peeked into a room where he heard the voice.

"Uh dad..."

"KEVIN WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOING INTO OTHER PEOPLES ROOMS WITHOUT KNOCKING?!" Kevins dad said as he wore a black simple bra that was 30 sizes to small.

"Uh... to knock but this isn't your room..."

"I swear Kevin if you tell anyone.."

"Don't worry about it ...MISS'' he yelled out as he ran out of the room.

Kevins father threw a pillow at him but missed.

Kevin's father sighed and bent over to pick up his shirt and Kevins head popped back into the room and said.

"Dat ass tho.'' As he snikered and ran downstairs.

"You just wait and see boy! I'm comin back to get cha." Kevins father said as he laughed.

Kevin jumped on the couch and admired all the beautiful decorations his dad had put. Kevin sat up as he heard his dad walk down the stairs.

"It's really nice pop's."

"Heh yea your mother would always yell at me if I didn't do it just perfect, Old dogs can learn new tricks."

Kevin sat in silence.

"How...How did you win mom's heart dad?

"Well son theres a few things every father should teach his son. Get a pen and paper son I'm about to drop some knowledge in this hizouse."

"Uh... hizouse?"

"Rule number one! Always be like an animal."

"What?"

"Think about it the males in the animal kingdom are the ones who always have the pretty feathers or puffy hair or are taller or just plain out more energetic."

"Why like them though?"

"Think about it son , the men try and the women don't while with humans girls try and guys don't and who gets laid and or matched up with a mate more male animals or male humans."

"Hey! We human guys try."

"Son a penguin will spend years searching miles and miles searching for weeks and even months maybe even years looking for the smoothest, shiniest, prettiest pebble, just one! To present to a female penguin and she can still reject him! So what does that tell you compared to a human guy who tries to pick up woman by saying hey baby you're hot lets do it"

"It says that female penguins need to anti up the love price make em find like a diomond or something." Kevin said.

Kevins father started at Kevin.

"Boy I'm about to smack the man out of you. And yes A lot of male guys do try but just remember try as hard as an animal male!"

"Okaay so like what shlould I do?"

"watch and learn boy knowlage bomb coming your way."

Kevin laughed extreamly loud.

"Are you insane pop's?!"

"Trust me boy yur ol' pop's knows a thing er two."

Kevin sighed.

"And you're sure this will work?"

Kevins dad smiled.

"Aw yea son. Since he hasn't said yes or no yet but is leaning twords yes anyways this will seal the deal."

"Alright well we got some shopping to do tomorrow so we might as well get some rest."

"Agreed son let us venture into the icy wonderland of relentless pain."

"Dad our house is literally... 20 steps away."

"I remember when I could be out and about in the cold without a problem...but that all changed... when the fire nation-"

"NOT AGAIN the last time you did this I woke up to a half naked dad in the living room wearing sheets with the fan blowing on high speed and you trying to do flips and blue paint all over the carpet."

"... you don't get to ride appa then." Kevins dad said as he ran with a pillow between his legs

"Yip yip!." Kevins dad said as he ran and jumped twords his house.

Kevin groaned.

"Dad the neighbors are watching again! And your gunna have to burn that thing and replace it! Dad! Are you listening?! That pillow belongs to the Vincents! Gaah. It's no use."