Just a one-shot I wrote while bored at work.

Disclaimer: Ouran High School Host Club is not mine.

Copyright: The poem and plot is mine. Don't steal it. Rawr.

"I'm sorry, dear twin, that I have to say

There I not enough room for the both of us.

I hate to be the one to point it out

But you wouldn't realize it soon enough.

Sadly, one of us has to go

And it obviously can't be me.

So, that only leaves one other option.

I wonder who that could be…

I am the Elder Hitachiin, dear Kaoru

And as much as I hate to admit

Mother can't decide whom she'll give the company to

Because I am the Eldest, but you're still a perfect fit!

Your designs are better, as are your grades.

I can't have that now, can I?

I won't let you take my birthright away,

Which means you have to die.

It'll be a nice little funeral with all of your friends

And may tears that will be cried.

Because everyone will think, my sweet little Kaoru,

That you had committed suicide.

I'll make it quick, I'll make it painless

So don't you look so scared.

I'll hang you gently from the ceiling

And let a maid find you there.

Don't ever think this that is your fault

And know that I still love you.

But mother only needs one heir.

There is not enough room for two.

***HIKARU***KAORU***HIKARU***KAORU***HIKARU***KAOR U***HIKARU***KAORU***HIKARU***KAORU***HIKARU***KAO RU

A dark shadow loomed over the writing twin.

"What the hell, Hikaru?" Kaoru crossed his arms over his chest.

"What, Hikaru all but whines. "She said write a horror piece!"

"This isn't scary, Hikaru. It's stupid," Kaoru left his older twin and sat down on their bed.

"You know, Kao, there's only one times I will write poetry," Hikaru muttered darkly before turning around and finishing his assignment.

Kaoru rolled his eyes before crawling under the cover and rolling onto his left side. He had closed his eyes and was almost asleep when a thought hit him.

Kaoru's eyes snapped open.

Hikaru only wrote poems to express his true feelings.

To me, the ending was suppose to be humorous. But you can interpret it how ever you want. Review are welcomed (even flames).