"I think it's about time me and Japan fight," Britain said. Japan bowed.
"If you wish," he said. He and Britain took their positions. America smiled.
"Ready, Dudes, and fight!" he said. Britain and Japan pulled and struggled.
"You wanker! I won't give up so easily!" he said. He began to pull Japan's arm down. Japan wasn't giving up so easily either. He tried pulling back, but Britain was really strong.
"Hahaha! That's what you get, Japan!" Britain nearly ha japan nailed, but Japan was pulling back and started moving Britain's arm down. Britain struggled.
"NO! Impossible!" Britain grunted as he finally gave up his strength. Italy squealed.
"Yay, Japan!" he cheered.
"Darn it! I can't believe Japan actually beat me!" Britain said, "Blast it all!"
{1942, February 15. Singapore is captured from the British by the Japanese.}
"Forget this, Dudes! Let's just go ahead and take over Sicily!" America said.
"I was beginning to think same thing," China said. He grabbed Italy from behind and pulled him away from the Axis.
"Hey!" Germany said as he and Japan tried to get to Italy. America laughed and pushed the table against Germany and Japan, forcing them to the wall.
"Help me, Germany! Help!" Italy cried.
"I can't get to you, Dummkolf!" Germany said, "Ze stupid table is blocking ze vay!"
"Hahaha! You can't get to him now. Just like we've planed!" America said. China smiled.
"You can make this easier on yourself if you surrender and become our ally," he said.
"Noooooo!" Italy cried. France smiled.
"Zen I shall tickle you!" he said as he walked closer to Italy.
"I'ma sorry! I'll join you, just let me go!" he cried.
"Zat's better. Hohohohoho!" France laughed.
"Nein!" Germany said as he pushed the table out of the way, "I demand to have Italy back! I'll gladly fight China!" The Allies thought about it.
"Very well," China said," If you win you can have Italy back."
"It's a deal!" Germany said as he and China sat down and took their positions. Russia held on to Italy. He smiled as Italy wasn't making any progress on his struggles to get away. China and Germany pulled and struggled. Germany begin to bring China's arm down, but China pulled back and attempted to do the same thing with Germany.
"Give up!" Germany said. China frowned.
"No. Not until you give up," he said.
"Get him, Germany, get him!" Italy cried.
"You can do it, Mr. Germany!" Japan said.
"Don't let him beat you, China! If we have Italy on our side then we have more troops!" America said. France frowned.
"Why do we even want Italy anyway? He's pathetic enough as it is," he said. Russia chuckled a little.
"That's funny. Because you were the one who got beaten by little Italy," he smiled. France glared at him.
"Only zat one time!" France said. But then they heard China.
"Aiya! No!" he said as Germany brought his hand flat down.
"I von, now give us back Italy!" Germany said. America frowned.
"Pftt, fine. Let him go, Russia." Russia let go of Italy and Italy ran to Germany's protection.
"Germany! You saved me!" he said. Germany smiled.
"Of course I did. I'm your friend after all."
{1943, July 10. The Allies invade Sicily. July 25, Italy is taken away to keep him out of German reach[Germany and Japan forced against the wall by the table]. August 17, the Battle of Sicily is won by the Allies. September 3, Italy surrenders and joins Allies. September 12, Germany rescues Italy.}
"I won't be satisfied," France said, "I want my country back!"
"I won't be doing the satisfaction either," Russia said, "Not until Germany surrenders."
"Very vell. If it vill make you happy," Germany said, "I'll fight you both with one last battle. If I lose I'll give back France his country. If Russia wins I'll give up ze fight und von't fight anyone anymore."
"It's a deal!" France said. He and Germany sat down and once again took their positions. Germany figured it would be a piece of cake to beat France. He did get beaten by Italy, and anyone who would lose to Italy had to be weak. But Germany was caught by surprise when France actully pulled his arm flat to the table.
"I win. So I take back France, no?" France smiled. Germany grumbled.
"Fine. But zis isn't over. I still have to fight Russia." Russia smiled and sat down with Germany. Germany swallowed.
"Let's get somzink strait. I only lost to you last time because I wasn't prepared. But now I'm ready," he said. Russia only smiled. Germany tried with all his might, be he too was beaten by Russia a second time. Germany sighed and stood up.
"Alright zen. I surrender. You can have back France und I will stop invading Russia."
{1944, June 6. D-Day. The Allies attack Germany in Northern France. August 25, Paris is liberated. 1945, early May and May 9. Germany surrenders in various countries and to the Soviets.}
"I guess zat ist ze end of zis war," Germany said.
"Hold up, Dude! I'm still mad at Japan for attacking me. But I'll gladly stop fighting you guys if you surrender to the Hero and sign the Potsdam Declaration. What do you say, Japan?" America said.
"No way. I am Japan and I will never surrender!" he said. Russia smiled.
"Oh? So I guess you don't mind if I join in on the fight, do you?" Japan stared at him.
"What?"
"Yes. I declare war on you, Japan. Unless you agree to surrender," Russia said. Japan stared at America, then at Russia.
"Well I don't want to fight Mr. Russia. And I don't want this war to continue," he said, thinking it over. He sighed in defeat.
"Alright. I surrender to Mr. America and Mr. Russia," he said.
{1945, July 26. The Potsdam Declaration is issued, calling for the immediate surrender of Japan. Japan refuses. August 8, Russia declares war on Japan, invades Manchuria. August 14, Japan agress to surrender. September 2, Japan's formal surrender. Official end of World War 2.}
"I guess that means that we won, Dudes! Hahahahahaha!" America laughed. Germany smiled.
"Zat vas actually a good fight. Perhaps ve should do it again sometime?"
"Dude, are you suggesting we should start World War 3?! Nobody has claimed war for that yet!"
"Ve don't have to make it a var. I vas only saying zat we should all arm wrestle again sometime."
Everyone looked to one another. America smiled and shook hands with Germany.
"Sound great, Dude. We can't wait."
The End {Not the real way WW2 was fought, but still a great ending}