THE HORNY NEIGHBOUR

Due to their last battle with a ghost, the angels' entire house got destroyed. So Panty, Stocking and Garter had to live in a different house until their old one got repaired.

They were living in a neighbourhood. Their next door neighbours were a couple in their late 40's called Bradley and Sophie Matheson. They had been together for 20 years and were having problems. The romance wasn't there anymore. This was due to their trouble in the bedroom. Bradley just couldn't get it up no matter how hard he tried. He couldn't get it up because he just couldn't stand his wife. They just couldn't go a single day without arguing.

One day, Bradley couldn't take his wife's nagging and decided to go out for a walk. After a very long walk around Daten City, Bradley came back to his neighbourhood that evening. He walked past Panty and Stocking's house and he could hear shouting from inside it:

"Garter! Panty won't put her clothes back on!" yelled Stocking.

"Bitch, what the fuck do you want me to do about it?" asked Garter.

"Stocking, I'm doing aerobics and I don't wanna make my clothes all sweaty." shouted Panty.

Bradley looked into one of the windows of the house and saw a marvellous sight. He saw a very naked Panty standing in the living room working out whilst watching aerobics on TV. Bradley stared at this magnificent body doing what ever she wanted, naked in public with out a care in the world. Just then Bradley felt aroused and... yes! He had got an erection! He was very happy!

He ran back into his own house and ran into the kitchen where Sophie was. He immediately started kissing her very quickly. She wanted to know what was up with him. Just then, she felt his boner.

She was over the moon. It was a miracle! The two of them ran to the bedroom, took off their clothes and had fantastic sex. The best they had in years. Afterwards, they laid in bed with smiles on their faces.

"So, what caused you to get an erection?" asked Sophie.

"I was walking along near the beach and I looked out at the sea." answered Bradley. "I had that memory of us skinny dipping when we were in our early 20's."

"I hope you weren't looking at any other younger skinny dippers." said Sophie.

"No." said Bradley.

A while later, they fell asleep.

That night Bradley had a dream that he was completely naked in a swimming pool. There was someone else in the swimming pool swimming towards him. It was Panty naked. She swam over to Bradley and they started making out. Sophie was not too far from the pool. She was inside a locked shed.

She pounded on the door and screaming "Let me out! Let me out!"

Bradley and Panty just pointed and laughed at her.

The next day, Bradley's horniness had worn out. Nothing could get him up. Nothing. He tried to get stiff by thinking of Panty, but he realized he needed to actually see her naked to do that. So, when his wife went to work that day, Bradley took his camera and secretly sneaked into Panty and Stocking's garden. He hid behind a bush and looked through his camera trying to get a shot of Panty naked. He looked inside every window and couldn't find her.

"Damn!" he thought to himself.

"Hey, perv!" said Stocking.

Bradley yelped as he noticed Stocking standing beside the bush.

"You're trying to get photos of my sister naked, aren't you?" she asked.

Bradley couldn't get away from this situation. He told Stocking about him and his wife's bedroom problem and that he can only get erect if he saw Panty naked.

He then decided to bargain with Stocking.

"I don't suppose you could take photos of her naked." he said in a quiet voice.

"What?" said Stocking in disbelief.

"I was wondering that if you take photos of your sister naked and gave them to me, I could pay you." said Bradley with his voice shaking.

Stocking just looked at him disgusted.

And then she asked "How much?"

"200." answered Bradley.

"Fuck off." said Stocking.

"Okay, 500." said Bradley.

"Deal." said Stocking.

She held out her hand and Bradley shook it.

"If you want, I can take video footage of her and put it on a DVD." said Stocking.

"Yes, that'll be great." said Bradley.

So, Stocking put a hidden camera above the shower to secretly film Panty. Later, Stocking put all the footage on a DVD and gave it to Bradley whilst he handed her the money. Bradley watched the DVD, got aroused and had sex with his wife. He hid the DVD away from Sophie. She didn't suspect a thing.

Every now and then, Bradley would get in touch with Stocking and bribe her to either take photos or film Panty. Stocking didn't mind doing this to her sister at all. After all, she was getting paid and was getting her own back on Panty for being a bitch to her.

With all the money, Stocking spent it on a massive TV, bigger furniture, the latest game consoles and of course, loads and loads of sweets, cakes, puddings and all kinds of sugary foods.

"Where did you get all this cool shit?". Panty asked Stocking.

"It's a secret." she answered.

One day, Sophie was cleaning her and Bradley's bedroom. She made her way over to the book shelf and lifted off the books to dust the shelf. As she removed one of the books, a DVD case fell out of it. And from another book fell out an envelope.

"What was inside?" she thought.

But first, she wanted to see what was on the DVD. She put the DVD on and got the shock of her life.

"Our next door neighbour!" she shrieked.

She opened up the envelope and saw that inside were over 50 photographs of Panty naked. She felt sick.

Bradley came home from work that day and Sophie was waiting for him in the sitting room. She had the DVD and the photographs.

"What is the meaning of this?" she barked.

Bradley just coughed and spluttered in fear. His wife demanded an answer.

"WELL!" she bellowed.

"Darling, that girl, she seduced me!" said Bradley.

"She came here and asked me if I wanted to have sex with her. I said 'Certainly not', but she wouldn't stop."

Sophie looked at him.

"Let's see if you're telling the truth." she said.

They went over to Panty and Stocking's house. Bradley was going to get it. Garter invited them into the house. The couple talked to Panty and Stocking. Panty said that she never had an affair with Bradley and had no idea about the photographs.

"Who took the photographs?" asked Sophie.

"It was me." said Stocking. "Your husband paid me a lot of money to take them."

"How much?" asked Sophie.

"Every now and then, he would pay me 500." said Stocking.

Sophie was silent for 30 seconds and then she slapped Bradley in the face.

"Why? Why did you want photos taken of her?" asked Sophie.

"It was the only way I could get erect, darling." said Bradley. "But look on the bright side. This woman made our lives easier. She solved our bedroom problems."

"Er, I did?" asked Panty.

Sophie just smacked her husband in the face.

"That's a horrible thing to say!" she cried. "I want a divorce!"

Bradley nodded. What an idiot he had been.

"If you want, I can pawn all the stuff I bought and give you your money back." Stocking said to Sophie.

"Thank you." said Sophie.

So Stocking pawned all the cool stuff she bought and gave Sophie back her money.

Panty and Stocking were in their sitting room with the DVD and the photographs. They were looking through them.

"I take it that you're really pissed at me." said Stocking.

"Not really." said Panty. "I look great in these photos. I think I'll be a glamour model. Let's send them into "Horny Bitches" magazine. And that DVD, let's upload that on Youtube."

Stocking looked at her sister.

"What?" asked Panty.

"You're willing to have horny teenage boys masturbate to you?" asked Stocking.

"Well, at least I'll make them happy." answered Panty.

Throughout the week, Sophie and Bradley divorced and Bradley left Daten City to go live with his mother. Sophie had the house all to herself. She got a new boyfriend called Jack. They have a very strong relationship. She had never been happier.

But what about Bradley? One night, he was in a pub drinking his sorrows away and two women came up to him. He couldn't but notice how beautiful they were.

"Hello there." said the first woman. "We couldn't help but notice how incredibly handsome you are."

"Would you like to sit with us?" asked the second woman.

"Yes, I would." said Bradley. "My name is Bradley Matheson."

The two women looked at him.

"My name is Scanty." said the first woman.

"And I'm Kneesocks." said the second woman who was her sister.

END