This is a crack fic written by Chibi-unicorn-girl and myself, so If you enjoy it please go check out her stories! :D

I don't own Black Butler, if I did there would be way more Grell.

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There was a sickening crunch of flesh on the cobbled floor as Grell Sutcliff hit the floor hard, Sebastian Michealis standing over him with a menacing grin on his face. The powerful demon picked up the scythe that the reaper had dropped in the fall and lifted it over his head with one powerful movement, making it clear that he wasn't going to play fair with the reaper scum at his feet.

"We finally found something you're good at. Screaming. Very well done."

He then proceeded to mercilessly stamp on the scarlet reaper's face.

"And as a reward I shall kill you with this cherished little toy of yours."The reaper was terrified, yet slightly aroused at this side of Sebastian, but this was not new to the reaper, when it came to Sebastian, he was always aroused...Always.

"No, please, stop. Don't kill me." Grell said seductively, which caused Sebastian to give the reaper a weird look of disgust.

"So sorry."

"Wait. I can tell you who killed the kid's parents!"

(insert dramatic gasp, from Ciel)

Sebastian ignored this final remark and raised the weapon high, ready to deal the final blow. The sickening clank of metal on metal caused everyone to twist around to the source, high up on the London skyline.

"I apologize for interrupting. Let me introduce myself, I am William T Spears, an administer at the grim reaper staffing association." There, stood a lone figure, illuminated by the moonlight. As he finished his speech, he pushed his glasses up with his silver, death scythe.

"I've come to retrieve THAT reaper there." he said, giving that reaper a look of disdain.

"William! Oh William" Cried Grell. William jumped down from the rooftop, his glasses glinting in the moonlight.

"Did you come to save mee-OH" Cried Grell, as William landed on his head, pulling out his book of records.

"Attention, Reaper Grell Sutcliff. You have violated several regulations, first , you killed people not on the 'to die' list. Second you have used a death scythe that had been modified with-out authorization. And finally, you offered someone classified information regarding the identity of his relatives murderer." He than proceeded to stamp on Grell's head. Bowing to Sebastian, he stated grimly

"I apologize for all the commotion that this wretch has caused. I will take care of him now." he said, looking at Grell with disgust.

Waving his scythe in farewell William opened a portal back to death library, or at least that's what he intended to do, but half way through opening the portal Grell sunk his razor-sharp teeth into his leg, in obvious protest of being called 'this wretch'. William let out a yelp of pain and was momentarily distracted, in his moment of confusion he lost track of the portal he was in the process of creating and in-stead opened a stronger portal that consumed the whole of the dark alley, they were trapped. There was a moment of utter confusion as he attempted to close the portal that was engulfing everything around them, with a flash of light William regained his senses and to his horror Ciel, Sebastian, Grell and the mangled remains of madame Red (here's one I killed earlier) had disappeared through the portal, which could lead to any time, and any place.

Crap...more overtime.

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Chibi-unicorn-girl: ALLOO! CHECK OUT MY FICTIONS! *cough cough* Anyway, sorry this was so short! Other chapters will be longer, sorry for any mistakes!

Chibi-potter-of-doom: Hope you enjoyed! There should be more chapters coming up soon, please R&R dat would be cool :P