Anime Mansion: Animated Adventures

Chapter 1: Princess's Belief Part 1

I know I said I'd have this chapter up the week after I published this but I had to get lung surgery and I was in the hospital for to the end of October. I ask a friend of mine could he write it for me but he accidentally deleted my document and to rewrite everything by hard."

I hope you all enjoy this chapter

The housemates were gathered in the living room getting acquainted with each other, except for Sailor Mini Moon and Foxxy Love, who haven't arrived yet. Clara looked around at the people she was going to be living with and thought to herself. "The minute I met housemates, I felt as though they were members of my family. Only they're much, much, much poorer."

Nel and Harribel had been staring at each other for a few minutes, neither of them said a word. Harribel looked at the former Espada, she wore a green torn into a skirt and a top that showed her well-endowed figure, bare foot, long green hair, a crimson scar across her face, and a damaged Hollow Mask. On her back was a tattoo of the number 3 and she carried a Zanpakuto in her right hand as well."

"Judging from the number you have on your back, I assume you were once an Espada." Harribel said.

"Yes, and I assume you must be the Espada who's taken my place?"

"That is correct, I'm Tier Harribel, Espada Number 3."

"And I'm Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck former Espada Number 3, but you Nel for short."

After the two of them finished introducing themselves they shake hands in a friendly manner. "It's good to meet you!" Harribel said.

"Likewise!" Nel replied, as she let go of her hand.

"Tell me something, why were you thrown out of the Espada? From the Spiritual Pressure, I'm detecting from you, you have enough power to rival that of the 2nd Espada."

Nel sighed before saying. "It's like this, back in I was a member of the Espada I was constantly challenged by the 8th Espada Nnoitra Gilga to fight him on multiple occasions, and I'd always turn him down. Then one day I accepted his challenged and defeated him, and after I defeated Nnoitra in battle he wanted me to kill him, but I refused. Because wasn't a true warrior of killing and lacked a purpose for fighting so I let him let. Later that day I want to go have lunch with my Fraccions, Pesche and Dondochakka, but I couldn't find them. As I searched for them I ran into Nnoitra, and just as I was about to walk away from him the wall collapsed and I saw Pesche and Dondochakka badly beaten up and their masks were ripped off. After seeing what Nnoitra had done I fought him, and just as I was about to take him down he disappeared. As it turned out it was an illusion, and the next thing I knew he was standing right behind me and split my head opened with his blade and I lost conscious. The crack in my mask had released my Spirit Energy and as a result I turned into a child, once I regain consciousness I had no memory or where I was or who I was. Luckily Pesche and Dondochakka were there to protect me, after years of wondering Hueco Mundo my wound finally healed and I regain my memory and powers, and I was able to return to my adult form."

"I see!" Harribel spoke, after listening to Nel's story. "Why did Nnoitra keep challenging you into a fight?"

"Because of my rank, he believes that a woman shouldn't be stronger than a man." Nel told her.

Harribel scoffed and says. "That Nnoitra is nothing, but a sexist bastard. Baraggan's no better, ever since he became an Espada he's treated me and my Fraccions like dirt. Always calling us weakling and he thinks, he has the authority to order me around just because he's one rank above me."

"Being a woman can be difficult!" Nel said.

"You know something Nel, you and I are a lot alike and it's not just because we're both women. You and I both fight only when it's absolutely necessary, and opposed against killing others."

"It's good to know someone understands me!"

"There's something about your fight with Nnoitra that bothers me. You said he used some kind of an illusion to beat you, right?"

"Yes, why?"

"I've seen Nnoitra fight many times in battle and not once has he ever been able to use any illusion techniques. But I know someone who does, and that person is Szayel Aporro."

"Szayel Aporro?"

"Yes, and it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Nnoitra couldn't defeat you so he became desperate enough too ask for help from the only person who could."

"Even if what you say is true, why would Szayel Aporro even bother helping Nnoitra? He's not even an Espada."

"A lot has changed since you've been gone, Nel!" Harribel told the former Espada. "Back when you were the 3rd Espada, Nnoitra was ranked 8th of the Espada and Szayel Aporro wasn't at the time."

"What are saying?" Nel asked.

"Nnoitra isn't the 8th Espada anymore, Szayel Aporro is!"

The former Espada eyes widen at the news. "If Szayel Apporro is the 8th Espada now then what rank is Nnoitra?"

"He's ranked 5th!"

"I see, so he's improved his skills then. That only means I'll have to train harder if I'm going to face him again."

"Do you seek revenge because he got you thrown out of the Espada?" Harribel asked.

"No that's not it! I simply want to make him pay for what he did to my friends all those years ago. However I'm not in shape to fight, it's true I'm returned to my former self, but my body can't handle the stress because I was in the body of a child for so long and it'll be awhile before my body can fully adapt."

"I see! If you'd like I could help you get prepared."

"That be great, I'd very much appreciate it!"

"Don't mention it!"

"By the how are things in Las Noches?" Nel asked.

"To tell you that true Nel, I haven't a clue. I haven't been back since Sosuke Aizen betrayed us."

Nel gasped in horror at this shocking news. The man she had respected and faithfully served for so many years had turned against the Arrancars, and after they swore there loyalty to him. "What?"

"That right Nelliel our so called leader used us for his own ambitions. When we discover Aizen's truth objective he gave us an ultimatum, either we continue to obey him or he'd dispose of us. Most of the Arrancars chose to fight Aizen and ended of up getting slaughtered, I myself and a few other fled and escaped to the human world."

"I still can't believe it, I never imagined Aizen would ever use us for his own selfish purposes."

"Don't be too hard on yourself Nelliel, he had be fooled as well. The day we met that bastard said he'd never allow us to be sacrificed, I should've seen right through his lies."

"Did Pesche and Dondochakka make it out alive?" Nel asked in a voice full of worry.

"Harribel sigh as she Nel in the eyes and. "I'm sorry, but I don't know. So many were killed it's hard to say."

"Oh!" Nel said as a tears fall from her eyes at the thought of her friends being killed was too much to bare.

Harribel put a comforting had on the green-hair Arrancar's shoulder. "Don't fret Nelliel, there still no way of tell if they were killed or not. There's still a chance they're still alive."

"Thank you for that, Harribel!" Nel said smiling.

"I should warn you, Aizen will stop at nothing to accomplish his goals, and I seriously doubt Aizen will let us go that easily. He's not the type to do things own his own."

"You're saying he might come after us guys!"

"Yes, and you as well Nelliel. So be on your guard at all times."

"What do you intend to do, Harribel? Are you and the others coming to continue to hide from Aizen?" Nel asked her.

"For now it's our only opinion, you know as well as I do how powerful Aizen is. He'll kill us without breaking a sweat, and until we've come up with a solution we need to lay low."

"In that case, can I be of some help?"

"I'd be insulted it you didn't!" Harribel said, shaking hands with Nel signifying there partnership.

(Confession Room)

Nel: I'm honored to have met Harribel, she's a true warrior."

Harribel: I admire Nelliel, not because she's a female. But because her resolve, and I can put all my trust in her."

(End Confession)

"Dudes is this place great or what?" Beast Boy asked his friends.

"What's the big deal? It's just a house with a lot of people living here." Raven said with no emotion in her voice.

"True, but this this place has so much style, not to mention it's got it very on VIDEO GAME ROOM!" Cyborg said excited.

"How do you know that?" Robin asked.

"Easy it says so on the map over there." he pointed out and it proved to be true as the other Titans looked over in the direction where Cyborg pointed and on the wall was map layout of the entire mansion such as where everyone's bedroom was and which way to go so you won't get lost.

"It's like living in a mall, but only we don't have to pay for anything." Terra said.

Starfire jumped up and down with joy. "It is most glorious indeed friend Terra Oh, how I so look forward to making all sorts of new friends, And OH MY BUGALLU look who it is friends."

To there surprise minus Terra there stood Starfire's older sister Blackfire, who had her arms crossed with a bored expression on her face. The reason for this was because Wooldoor was getting on her nerves, going on and on about how great it'll be living together."

"Who's that?" Terra asked.

"It is my sister!" Starfire answered overjoyed. "How wonderful!"

"I won't exactly call it wonderful moment, Star!" Robin said.

"And don't forget she almost got you send to jail and she nearly tricked you into marry an ugly ass blob monster." Cyborg added.

"Man, Starfire you got one twisted and selfish big sister!" Terra said.

"That's odd coming from you Terra! I seem to recall you were the exact same way after you betrayed us to go work for Slade." Raven told her.

"Are you going to hang that over my head forever? God I've already apologized like a million times what else do you what me to do?" she groaned.

"I know my sister has done horrible thing to me, but she is still my sister no the less. I shall, how you say reconnect with her." she said before flying over towards older sibling.

An unsuspecting Blackfire was attacked from behind with a bone crushing hug from the last person she expected to see, her sister."

"Hello dear sister, I've missed you, did you miss me? Have you missed me? How have you been? And let us never fight again." asking many questions.

"Yeah, sure whatever!" Blackfire said in a dull tone as Starfire released her.

"Tell me, are thing going well with your husband Glgrdleach was it?"

"His name's Glgrdsklechhh! And about the whole husband thing, he accidentally fall into a black hole after our wedding."

"That is very terrible, but do not sadden I shall cheer you with the song of gaiety."

As Starfire took a deep breath, Blackfire quickly covered her mouth with one hand. "There's no need for that, believe me little sister I'm over it.

"If you say so!" Starfire said, before hugging her sister once again. "Isn't it glorious, the two of us living together."

"Yeah, great I'm so looking forward to killing you." Blackfire said, smiling menacingly.

"What?"

"Oh, I said I'm burst with joy!" she lied, smiling innocently.

"Come, and I shall reintroduce you to my friends." Starfire said, dragging Blackfire by her arm.

(Confession Room)

Blackfire: (Arms crossed looking pissed off) Damn that cheerful sister of mine. It was bad enough she beat me not once, but twice. And what's more humiliating is she thinks I'm over it(Evil grin) Well she better think again, no one makes I fool outta me, and I'll be sure to take care of her just like I took care that slob Glgrdsklechhh I really wanted to kill'em but I couldn't risk the police discovering the body. So the black hole was the best idea, luckily it was right next to the Planet WMKRT."

(End Confession)

In another part in the living room Shinji was listening to his SDAT instead of getting to know his new housemates. He had his attention focused on the music player he didn't notice the person in front of him and falls down."

"Hey kid watch were you're going!" a voice said.

Shinji looked up at the person he bumped into, who was Ikkaku. Standing beside him were Yumichika, Kenpachi, and Yachiru riding on Kenpachi's shoulder."

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Shinji said.

Ikkaku grabbed Shinji by his dress shirt and lift him off the floor. "Sorry doesn't cut it, next time you might bump into someone who'll chomp off your head for something like that."

"I said, I was sorry!"

"Stop apologizing!"

"I'm sorry!"

"Damn it, you're really starting to piss me off."

"Hey you, what are you doing to Shinji?" a feminine voice spoke.

Ikkaku looks over and sees a woman with purple hair and along side her were two teenage girls that appeared to be the same age as Shinji. One girl had red hair while the other had blue hair, and both girls wore the same school uniform."

"Who're you?"

"My name's Misato Katsuragi, now tell me who you and your friends are?"

"I'm Ikkaku Madarame, Third Seat Officer of Squad 11!"

"Yumichika Ayasegawa, Fifth Seat of Squad 11!"

"My names Yachiru Kusajishi, I'm the Lieutenant of Squad 11!"

"And I'm the Captain of Squad 11, Kenpachi Zaraki!"

"What about those two, they haven't introduced themselves." Yumichika said.

"If you most know I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryu, charmed huh!" she said smiling.

"Rei Ayanami!" she said, with no emotion.

"And now that we all know each others, would you mind telling me what you're doing to Shinji?"

"Does this kid belongs to you or something?" Ikkaku asked, still holding shinji.

"Yes his name is Shinji Ikari, and I'm his guardian!"

"I see, well tell your kid to watch where he's going." Ikkaku said, dropping Shinji on his butt.

"I'm sorry!" Shinji apologized to the Soul Reaper.

"For the last time quit apologizing to me!"

"I'm sorry!"

Ikkaku growled in annoyance at the male Eva pilot. "Is sorry the only thing you can say?"

"That's Shinji for you, a spineless wimpy." Asuka said, with a cocky smile as she crossed her arms. "Unlike me, I'm the best Evangelion pilot ever."

"I don't see anything special about you!" Ikkaku said.

"How dare you, you bald headed jerk." Asuka insulted.

"BALD? I'm not bald my head is just shaved!"

"What's the difference, egghead."

"Why you little-!" Ikkaku was about to attack Asuka he was restrained by Yumichika.

"Calm yourself Ikkaku, you're not making a good impression by getting into a fight with your new housemates on the first day." Yumichika said, before letting go of Ikkaku.

Then a gust of wind blow inside the mansion due to Hermes opening up a window to get some air. The wind unfortunately blow in Asuka's direction as it sweeped up her dress flashing her panties to those around her, blushing furiously for and instant and with a shriek of anger swung her arm around with high speed and brought it down on an unsuspected Ikkaku, a flabbergasted Yumichika, Kenpachi who wasn't even pay the red-haired girl any attention as she was of no concern to him, and Shinji leaving hand mark on their left cheek."

"Hey, what the hell was that for?" Ikkaku yell, angry that he got slapped.

"That's my viewing fee, quite a bargain wasn't it?" the German girl asked, with disdain in her voice.

"That's over priced, but here let me give you your change." Ikkaku said with a evil grin, as he grabbed hold of the lower part of his robe and pulls it down flashing his member at Asuka. "Say hello to my little friend, Big Willy bitch."

Asuka screamed as her face turned red from with anger and embarrassment. "Wie kannst du mir das einer Dame, du perverse kahl geleitet Arschloch." she swore in German. Yumichika and the others shake their heads in disappoint as a powerful strike was heard. Ikkaku now had two hand marks on both cheeks.

"You're going to pay for that!"

Ikkaku was about to attack Asuka and was once again held back by Yumichika. "Let me go, Yumichika!"

"Just keep your cool, Ikkaku. You have to admit you did kind of deserve that one."

"Just who's side are you on anyway?"

"You may want to pull up your pants, it's not good to expose yourself around others."

"So what?"

"Hey baldy, is your ass as shiny as your bald head?" Bender laughed, while Ikkaku scowled at the robot.

"I seriously hate everyone is this damn mansion."

Meanwhile with Danny Phantom aka Danny Fenton who was currently in his human form was chatting with his girlfriend Paulina about were they should go for there date. Then the next thing Danny knew he was playfully shoved to the ground by his sister Dani. "Hey big brother, did you miss me?"

"Danni?" he said surprised, then hugs her. "Wow it's good to see you!"

"You too!" she replied hugging him back.

"Danny who is this?" Paulina asked in a demanding tone.

"Oh right I've forgetten you two never met before. Allow me to introduce the two of you, Paulina this is my sister Dani, and Dani this is Paulina."

"She's your sister? But I thought you only had one sister."

"It's a long story, but trust me she is my sister." Danny told her.

Dani looks at Paulina with a frown on her face and said. " That's right I'm his sister, now tell me what you were doing with my brother."

"For your information, Danny's my boyfriend!"

"Boyfriend? You two are dating?"

"Yeah, we are!" Danny said, taking Paulina's hand into his.

"Danny if the two of you are siblings then is she half ghost like you?" Paulina asked.

This brought a shocked reaction on the younger half ghosts face."

"It's alright sis she knows." Danny said, then turns to his girlfriend. "And to answer your question Paulina, yes she is."

"What? You told her your secret?"

"I figured it out, actually!" Paulina stated. "After we started dating I began to notice Danny Fenton was hardly ever around. So I put two and two together and eventually he told me everything."

I see, well if my brother's cool with you being his girlfriend then I guess I can accept it too. However if you do anything to hurt my brother or tell anyone his secret, I'll make you wish you were never born." Dani threaten , as her hands glowed green about to fire a ectoplasmic energy blast. "I'm I clear?"

"Crystal!" Paulina replied frightened.

"Good!"

(Confession Room)

Dani: (Looks concerned) Okay maybe I went a little too for with that (Frowns) Still there's no way in hell I'm gonna sit back and let some spoil rich ass bitch break my big brother's heart."

Danny: My sister Jazz has always been overprotective of me, and that's understandable. I just she doesn't get too carried away."

Paulina: (Angry) I do so not appreciate being threaten like that, especially by some pint sized girl ghost."

Danny: You know that old saying, when someones says this couldn't get any worse and they always do? While it just happen and I didn't even say it, man life really sucks sometimes."

(End Confession)

Danny looked in horror as the last person he thought he'd ever see approached him, his sister and girlfriend. Dan Phantom he's alternate evil self. " Well, well! Hello there Danny, it's been a while."

"You? What are you doing here?" Danny asked.

"Well, aren't you as clueless as ever. We're housemates, meaning we're going to be living together." Dan said in a sinister tone.

"I meant how'd you get out of the Fenton Thermos?"

"Well, lets just say I got time off for good behavior." Dan answered.

"Danny who is this guy?" Paulina asked. "And why does he have on the same jumpsuit, like the one you wear?"

Danny could only mutter out a few words as he looked back and forth at Dan and Paulina unable to speak. The reason for this was because after he'd seen how evil his alternate future self was and all the people he'd killed, he vowed never to speak of him or tell anyone how he was created. Dan smiled in delight knowing why his past self was so reluctant to speak, however he decide to do something for is own amusement."

"If you want to know so badly, I'll tell you."

Danny gasped as his evil self was about to reveal the true. "I'm his older brother!"

After hearing that Danny fall back anime style.

'Really?" Paulina asked raising an eyebrow. "Cause Danny's never mention you before, are you half ghost too?"

"Why of course I am!" Dan lied. "Only I got my powers a different way then my little brother."

"Well it's nice to meet you, I'm Paulina your brother's girlfriend, and you are?"

"Dan, my name's Dan Phantom!" he introduced himself. "Now then if you'll excuse me I'd like to talk with my little brother in private."

Dan grabs Danny how was still on the floor then turns intangible and flies into the ceiling, entering one of the housemates rooms. Dan roughly throws Danny on the floor."

"Alright Dan what do you want?" Danny asked, standing up. "Do you plan on killing me cause if you do then you won't exist."

Dan only replied by laughing menacing. "Oh you are such a fool, I exist outside of time now. Meaning I don't need you anymore."

"Ah crap!" Danny said.

"Dan sneers and said. "Oh don't worry I'm not planning on killing you."

"Your not?"

"At least not yet anyway. First I'm going to my your life miserable and then when you least expect it, I'll kill you slowly and painfully."

The teenage halfa had shivers going down his spine as his evil self was filled with joy of making his past self suffer."

(Confession Room)

Dan: (Smiling viciously) Ah, it good to be evil.

Dani: (Looking suspicious) I don't believe a word that Dan guy said. There's something about him I don't like."

Danny: (Fiddle position) Happy place, happy place, I'm in my happy place."

(End Confession)

Outside the Mansion Sailor Moon stared into the sky looking very depressed. The reason for this was because her boyfriend Darien had left to study abroad in New York City. In truth she didn't want him to go, but realized it won't be right of her to put her selfish desires before his own dream. Before he left he promised no matter what he'd always love her and give her a golden ring to signify his promise, still she felt alone without him around. Often she got to talk to him on the phone, but only for a few minutes."

The other s=Sailor Soldiers came outside and spotted their friend."

"There you are, Sailor Moon!" Sailor Mercury said.

"We've been looking for you!" Sailor Venus added.

"Oh, I'm sorry you guys. I just wanted to be by myself for a while." she said.

Sailor Mars sighs and says. "Jeez meatball head it's been a month already and you're still mopping over, Darien."

"Mars I'm ready not in the mood for you right now, please all of you just leave me alone." Sailor Moon said, walk further away from her friends.

"Way to go Mars!" Sailor Jupiter scolded. "Now she's even more depressed."

"Maybe we can do something to cheer her up." Sailor Venus suggested.

"I doubt it, in the mood she's in nothing's going to make her cheery." Sailor Mars pointed out.

"How can you be so negative?" Sailor Mercury asked.

"It's the truth plain and sample, besides it's not like the solution to all her problems are just going to come falling right out of the sky."

After those words came from Sailor Mars mouth the sky changed from blue to pink and a bright light appeared before the Sailor Soldiers."

"What is this, what's going on?" Sailor Venus asked her friends.

"I'm not sure, but be prepared girls. We may have a fight on our hands." Sailor Jupiter spoke, getting into fighting position.

The pink light slowly begin to fade away and a device with a cats face on it and a antenna on top of its head, fall on the ground. The Sailor soldiers looked at the device and immediately recognized it."

"Hey isn't that!" Sailor Mercury begin.

Before she could say another word a small figure fall from the sky and landed right on top of Sailor Mars making her fall face flat on the ground. The figure spotted Sailor Moon, and tackled her into a hug which made her fall down. After she'd fallen the figure said something she hasn't heard in a while

"Mama!"

It was then Sailor Moon realized who this person was. "Rini, is that you?"

"Yep it's me alright, but I'm not Rini at the moment. Now I'm Sailor Mini Moon." she said.

"Mini Moon? You're a Sailor Soldier now?" Sailor Moon asked.

"Ah-uh!" Mini Moon replied, nodding her head.

Sailor Moon looked at her her future daughter and saw she was indeed a Sailor Soldier, she wore a pink mini skirt, with a red bow and pink collar, white gloves pink at the end, a pair of pink boots, a pink necklace with a pink heart, a gold tiara with a pink jewel on it, two jewels in her pigtails, and on her front bow was her locket."

"I see, not that I'm unhappy to see you but what are you doing here?" Sailor Moon asked standing up. "Shouldn't you be in Crystal Tokyo?"

My mother sent me here for training!" she answered.

"Training?"

"Here, mama wrote this and wanted me to give it to you." Sailor Mini Moon, handed Sailor Moon a letter.

"What's it say?" Sailor Jupiter asked as she and the other Sailor Soldier looked over her shoulder.

"Dear Serena, thank you for looking after our precious daughter, I know you'll take good care of her. She's your responsibility now, think of this a learning experience to prepare you for motherhood when the time comes. P.S encase you're wondering, yes when giving birth to Rini it's going to hit a lot, but don't worry Darien and others will be by your side all the way."

"That's all it says?" Sailor Venus, raised and eyebrow.

"What kind of training did your mother want you to have?" Sailor Mercury asked the young Sailor Soldier

"She didn't say, all she said was follow my heart." she replied.

"Well it figures, Neo Queen Serenity is Serena after all. She'd forget her own head if it wasn't screwed on straight." Sailor Mars insulted. "Ow, Mini Moon what was that for?"

Sailor Mini Moon kicked Mars in the kneecap. "Insulting my mother, no one trash talks her. Not here or in the future!" she replied.

"Mini Moon you didn't have to do that, I could've handled it." Sailor Moon told her.

"I know, I just hate it when anyone badmouths you. Besides what kind of daughter would I be if I didn't defend your honor?"

"Oh Mini Moon you're such an angel, thank you." Sailor Moon said, crying tears of joy as she wrapped her future daughter into a hug.

"You're welcome!" she replied, returning the hug.

(Confession Room)

Sailor Moon: I'm so lucky such a loving and caring daughter."

Sailor Mars: (Holding her kneecap) For a kid she sure can kick really hard, I wonder did she inherit that from Serena or Darien. And I think you might've broken my leg."

(End Confession)

Back inside the mansion, hiding behind one of the couches were Trunks and Goten."

"Man, the girls here fucking hot." Trunks said, popping his head from behind the couch.

"Yea, especially her." Goten said, staring at Rangiku's breasts.

"What do you say we have some FUN?" Trunks suggested.

"What kind of fun?" Goten asked, unsure what his best friend was getting at.

"The fun-fun kind." Trunks answered, with a perverted grin.

"Oh, I get it!" Goten said getting the idea. "So what'll we do?"

"Simple, see that girl over there?" Trunks pointed at Kagome who was talking to Sango. "Go over there and slap her on the butt."

"I don't know if I can do it, Trunks what if I get caught." he said, feeling nerves.

"So what if you do? Just say someone else did it, now do it. Remember you're a member of the W.A.O.L."

"I know, still I'm unsure about it."

Trunks slapped his face with his palm and sighs. "Sometimes you're hopeless you know that. If you want something done you've got to do it yourself, watch and learn Goten."

Trunks swift behind Kagome not making a sound and pulls up her skirt, giving him a clear view of her white panties. As he continued to stare her panties he couldn't help but think what she'd look like without them he realized he'd tried taking off her underwear she'd notice and he'd be in deep trouble. But that didn't mean he wasn't going to slap Kagome's butt which he did. Kagome let out small shriek of surprise as she turned around to see who'd smacked her on the butt, but Trunks had shift back beside Goten."

"Kagome, what's the matter?" Sango asked.

"Oh it's nothing, probably just my imagination." she said.

(Confession Room)

Kagome: (Looking suspicious) I could've sworn somebody hit me on the butt, or it could've been a fly crawling on me. Cause there was no one there behind me, or was there?"

Trunks: (Giggling) Man that girls got one sweet ass, now I'm wondering what she looks like naked."

Sango: Somehow I get the feeling that there's more than one pervert in this mansion, and it's not just Miroku."

(End Confession)

"What'd you think of that?" Trunks asked.

"Neat, plus she's got a great body." Goten said.

"True, I have to admit that I was about to take her panties off but I can do that another time."

"So what do you wanna do now?" Goten asked.

"For now lets get something to eat, I'm starving." he said.

"Last one to the ref is a rotten egg." Goten said, as the two run towards the kitchen.

Richard Moore was flirting with the heroine Stripperella. "Hey there beautiful names Richard Moore, please to meet you."

"Richard Moore? The Richard Moore?"

"You got it, world famous detective at your service Miss?"

"Stripperella!" she said introducing herself. "I'm a crime fighter/secret agent."

"You don't say, well it's this a coincidence? Me and a private investigator and a lovely crime fighter living under the same room, is it great?"

"Yeah, it's wonderful." she said, sounding unsure.

Watching the scene from across the room were Richard's daughter Rachel, beside her best friend Serena Sebastian, and Conan. Rachel wore a pink collared sleeveless shirt, light blue short pants, and light blue slide in shoes. Serena had on a Blue long sleeve shirt, white mini skirt, and dark blue shoes. And Conan wore a blue suit jacket with a single button, blue shorts, a red bow tie, white socks, and red sneakers."

"You know Rach your dad can be so corny." Serena said.

"That me about it. Just because we're living in a mansion with lots of other woman doesn't mean he has to hit on them like some playboy." Rachel said, shaking her head in disappoint.

"You can say that again, Rachel that old man will hit on anything with a vagina." Conan thought.

"For dads sake he better be careful around some of these girls. I swear most of look like they've been to prison or worse, a serial killer." Serena told her friend.

Richard put his arm around an uncomfortable Stripperella's shoulder. "This is a sign!"

"A sign? A sign of what?" she asked.

Richard smiled and said. "That you and I were destined to be together. Imagine the two of us working together side by side, solving cases and catching bad guys we'll be the perfect duo."

"Thanks I'm flattered really. But I'm used to working alone, secret agents code." she said, removing his arm from her shoulder.

"Aw come on don't let a silly thing as a code come between us." he said, taking her hands into his own. "Whaddya say I take you out to dinner tonight? I know this fancy restaurant we can at that, plus the I saved the owners life a few months ago and he's given me a big discount as a reward."

"That's great and all, but still-

Richard cut her off in med sentence. "Can't you just picture the looks everyone's face when they see, Richard Moore and heroine girlfriend walk into that restaurant together. We'll be the worlds greatest couple. With me being a famous detective and all, you and I will may the news and-

Richard stopped speaking as Stripperella pushed her breasts in the detective's face making Conan, Serena, and Rachel blush. And before they knew it Richard fall backward, now sleeping. Rachel and the others came running by Richards side."

"What did you do to my father?" Rachel glared at the heroine while holding her fathers head in her arms.

"Relex, your dad's fine I just put him to sleep for awhile." she said. "My breasts are like knock out gas, get to close and you'll be out like a light bulb."

(Confession Room)

Stripperella: It's not like I hate Richard, it's just he's kind of stupid. I mean sure I heard about be an unpredictable detective, but after seeing him up close I have my doubts."

(End Confession)

The young witch Yukari was being bullied by Killer Croc. He held up her witch hat above her head tight in his grip and used his other hand to hold her back.

"Give me back my hat you creep." Yukari shouted.

'"Aw what's the matter shrimp, having a little trouble reaching shorty?" Killer Croc taunted the witch.

"Just give me my hat, now."

"Sure you can, here have it." Killer Croc said, before shoving Yukari down on the ground, flat on her butt. "When I knock you down."

"You big ugly gator-face asshole."

"What, what did you say?" Killer Croc grabbed the witch by her front of her outfit and throws her into a wall. "You little brat I oughta take that cape of yours and shove it down your throat."

"I thought you should know the anger you get, the more uglier you get." Yukari smirked.

Once again Killer Croc held the young witch by her outfit as growled."

"Listen to me you little runt. It doesn't matter what you say to me, I'm still bigger and stronger than you are. And I'll knock you flat on your ass whenever I'm in the mood."

Just as Yukari was about to scream him, a voice cut her off saying."

"Let her go!"

That got Croc's attention while still on Yukari. "Huh? Hey who said that?"

There was a large gust of wind that mysteriously came into the mansion. Yukari saw an unknown male standing two feet from herself and Killer Croc with a cold expression on his face."

"I did, now let her go." the stranger said.

Killer Croc turned and faced the stranger and said. "Who the hell are you?"

"Under normal circumstances I'd be happy to give you my name, but not right now. I'm going to ask you these one last time put the girl down."

"And if I refuse?"

"Then you're going to be in a world of pain!"

"I'd like to see you try." Killer Croc laughed.

"Your funeral, don't say I didn't warn you." the stranger said, taking a step forward.

"If you even try and attack me, and you'll be attack her as well."

The stranger grew a smirk. "Oh really, better take another look cause she's gone."

Croc raised an eyebrow as he saw that young witch was indeed out of his grip. But what shocked him the most was that Yukari now stood beside the stranger completely unharmed."

"What, but how?"

The stranger appeared in front of Killer Croc, which startled the criminal as step back a bit. Before Croc could react the stranger punched him right in the stomach which caused him to cough up blood. Next the stranger grabbed Croc's arm and swag him around in circles before throwing him through a window and lands in the pool located in the background of the mansion."

"Will that takes care of that!" the stranger said, as he picks up Yukari's witch hat and in an instant he was standing over her. "Here you go, I believe this belongs to you."

"Thank you!" she said, putting her hat back on.

"Don't mention it!"

Yukari glazed into the stranger's eyes and stared at each other for while, but in truth in a only been a second. A smile grew on the young witch's face as she knew exactly who the person in front of her really is. Without warning Yukari tackled him into a hug."

"It's you, it's really you." Yukari screamed with glee. "Please tell you're real?"

"Yeah it's me alright, and believe me I'm no ghost." he said, returning the hug.

"Oh I'm so happy to see you again, Naruto."

This got the attention of all the Konoha shinobi minus Yamato and Sai, were surprised to see the blonde after all this time."

"I-I can't believe it, it's really Naruto. But he looks so much different." Hinata thought.

Hinata's words were indeed true Naruto definitely looked a lot different. Naruto stood at a height of 5'9. His spiky blonde hair was now waist-length with shoulder-length bangs framing the sides of his face, covering his left eye. He wore dark blue tank-top, a blood red sleeveless vest, black cargo pants with red burning flame patterns, and he carried a sword in its sheath on his back."

The blonde was unknowingly getting some serious looks from the Konoha Kunoichi

"That's Naruto? Oh wow Naruto's really been working out, look at those muscles." Ino thought, admiring the blondes looks.

"Could that guy really be Naruto?" Sakura thought. "If that truly is Naruto then he's definitely good looking."

"Cha, he's not just good looking girl he's sexy. So much more than Sasuke ever was." Inner Sakura said.

"Who'd ever thought that loudmouth goofball, would turn out to be such a hunk." Tenten thought.

"What should I say, it's been so long since I last spoke to him." Hinata thought blushing.

The Hyuga heiress was overjoyed at the site of seeing her crush again, especially after she'd been informed that Naruto had disappeared from the village without a trace. She was worried about what had happened to him, so worried she tried to sneak out of the village to search for him but failed as the ANBU prevented her from leaving."

While the four kunoichi were wrapped in their thoughts another pair of eyes fixed their sights on the blonde."

"So why was that guy picking on you, Yukarii?" Naruto asked.

"I was minding my own business and then he trips me. Telling me he's my boss, and I'm suppose to do whatever he tells me to do."

"Figures, most people are like that. Thinking because of there size they can order people smaller than themselves around. But still you're a very brave girl, you stood up to him without using your powers."

"Thanks Naruto!"

"I'm not just say that you know. I meant every word Yukari you're special, not just because you're a genius but because-

The blonde was silenced as his vision suddenly went dark as Kurumu appeared and leaped onto Naruto with her arms wrapped around his head as she cuddled the blondes face into her large breasts."

"Naruto you're back!" Kurumu said smiling.

"Getting your hands off him, you busty cow." Yukari said, trying to pull Naruto away from her.

"Back off little girl Naruto's mine, besides he loves my breasts don't you?" Naruto's face was still wedged in between her breasts, with his face turning blue.

Naruto struggled to get the blue haired girl off to get some air before she accidentally suffocated him to death. "Kurumu I need air!" he managed to say as the succubus saw his lack of oxygen and immediately let go of the blondes head.

"I'm so sorry, I'm just so excited to see you." she said innocently. "You've no idea how much I've missed you."

"Believe me I can tell!" he said, breathing in and out.

"Isn't it great we're living together. Why don't you come by my room sometime that why we can keep each other company, and just so you know I sleep naked." she whispered in his her causing the blonde to have a small nose bleed.

"You need to chill out!" a voice said.

Suddenly Kurumu was hit in the head with a kunai made of ice, which squirted blood from her forehead anime style.

"Hell'll freeze before I let you sink you claws into my Naruto." a voice belonging to Mizore leaning against a bookshelf while holding three more kunais in between her fingers, ready strike the succubus again.

"Your Naruto? You must be dreaming if you believe that."

"There's only one woman in this mansion who's fit to be with Naruto, and that's his little frost angel." Mizore said, as her hands turn into ice claws.

"We'll see about that!" Kurumu said, growing claws.

"Oh brother, it's there first day in a mansion and those two are already about to kill each other." Yukari said, shaking her head in disappointment.

As the two female monsters were about to fight Moka ran in between them. "Stop it you guys, stop it right now." she pleaded.

"Hello Moka!" Naruto greeted.

"Naruto it's you!"

"Yes, it's great to see you again."

Without saying a single word Moka ran into the blondes arm hugging him tightly. As they hugged Moka heart filled with joy because the person most precious to her was back in her life at the same time Mizore, Yukari, and Kurumu were watching with jealous eyes. Little did the three girls know they weren't the only ones displeased by this."

"Who the hell is that girl? And what gets her the right to hug Naruto like that." Ino thought.

"If I didn't know better, I'd say she's infatuated with Naruto." Tenten thought.

"How dare her get all mushy with Naruto like that." Sakura thought angrily.

Moka looked up at Naruto as tears begin to poor from her eyes, this caused the blondes heart to shatter."

"What the matter, Moka why are you crying?" Naruto asked.

"It's just that I'm so happy to see you. That day when you left Yokai Academy I felt so sad and lonely because you weren't there anymore, every minute of everyday I thought about you. I've gotten the letters you've sent me, but after you stopped sending them I believed something awful had happened to you and it frighten me." she told him, tightening her grip on the blondes shoulders as she buried her face in his chest.

Naruto put his finger under the vampires chin making her look up at a smiling Naruto. "I'm sorry about that Moka, you see I myself into a bit of trouble and I needed to lay low for a while."

"But you're alright now?" Moka asked in a worried tone.

"Yes I'm perfectly fine!"

"Still I'm really upset you for leaving."

"I see!" the blonde said, laughed sheepishly while scratching the back of his head.

"However there is going you can do to make it up to me. Can I suck you blood?"

Naruto only smiled before tilting her head to the side as well as his hair to expose his neck."

"Here you go Moka, drink up." he said, which squeal with happiness.

The pink haired vampire wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck and sunk her fangs into his skin as started drinking his blood. Naruto felt a large amount of blood leaving his body, luckily over the years since he left Konoha he developed an ability to regenerate lost blood but only if it didn't get too slow, at the same time his felt his body getting hot underneath his clothes he stopped himself from letting a moan escape his mouth. Kurumu and the others were growing more angrier at the vampire after a minute the three female monsters couldn't take it anymore."

"That does it, stop it right now Moka." Kurumu yelled.

"You're sucking way too much blood from Naruto." Yukari added.

"Someone should put you on ice." Mizore threaten the vampire.

Kurumu ran towards them and pulled Moka off Naruto, once the two were separated Naruto fell to the ground exhaling."

"If you keep it up you're going to kill him."

"Sorry I got a little carried away, I haven't sucked his blood in so long I almost forget what it tasted like." she said.

"A little my ass!" the succubus countered while Yukari and Mizore helped Naruto to his feet.

"Are you alright Naruto?" Yukari asked.

"A side from my head spinning I'm fine, but having my blood sucked like that really takes me back to when you and I first met Moka."

"I remember that day as well, it was back then you and Tsukune became my friends. Not to mention it was on that day I sucked your delicious blood."

Kurumu scoffed and said. "That's nothing Naruto saved me from your other self, and from that day on I knew he was my destiny one."

"If I recall you tried to kill me and Naruto." Moka said.

"Bite me!" the succubus snapped.

"Naruto will never want to be will you Kurumu, besides Naruto was the first person to ever accept and befriend me while everyone else hated me for being a witch. Whenever someone was picking on me he was always right there to help me."

"As I've said before, there's only one woman fit to be with Naruto and that's me. He saved me from being taken advantage of, plus he knows how to warm the heart of a snow woman."

While the four girls were arguing it soon came to an end by the sound of Naruto's laughter. Each one them wonder what he was laughing about."

"I'm sorry it's just being around you girls reminds me of all the fun when had at Youkai Academy. Mizore, Yukari, Kurumu, Moka I've missed you all a lot." he said smiling. Naruto opened his arms. "Group hug!"

After those words came out of his mouth the girls rushed towards Naruto tackling him into a hug all over. Naruto maintain his bounce from being pounced."

"He feels so warm!" they all thought, wanting the moment to last forever however fate had other plans for them.

"BOSS!" Konohamaru shouted with excitement happy to see his friend/rival. "I don't believe it, Naruto it's really you."

The blonde released the girls from his embrace must the there disappointment as he turned his attention towards Konohamaru and his two teammates."

"You better believe it's me!" Naruto said with a foxy grin.

Konohamaru and his friends ran towards Naruto and hugs him, which he returns. About a moment later they let go of the blonde.

"It's good to see you three again, you've changed since the last time I saw you."

"We could say the same thing about you too, Naruto." Moegi said blushing.

"Well, well Naruto long time no see." Jiraiya said walking towards his student.

"It's good to see you too Pervy Sage." Naruto said, smiling at his old mentor.

"My you grown, I mean look at you you're a giant. What have you been eating?" he said, metering the blondes height with his.

"I not sure Pervy Sage. I mean I've been so busy with so many things I never really notice."

"I see!" he said looking over at Moka and the others. "Tell Naruto, who are these girls?"

"Allow to intro you to them, That's Yukari Sendo, Kurumu Kurono, Mizore Shirayuki, and she's Moka Akashiya they're good friends of mine. Girls this is Jiraiya, he's my teacher.

"Hello!" they said all together.

"And just for the record I'm his girlfriend, they're just Naruto's friends." Kurumu said proudly.

"He is not and he never will be." Yukari yelled.

The white haired Sannin grew a wide smirk and puts his arm around Naruto's shoulder. "Well done Naruto my boy, You've out done yourself. Now let me ask you something important."

"What is it?

"Have you done it with one of these girl, or all at once?" Jiraiya asked with a perverted grin.

Naruto's face along with the girls turned bright red from embarrassment."

"YOU STUPID PERVERTED JACKASS!" Naruto shouted before punching the Sannin in the face, sending him flying into the wall.

Jiraiya sat up holding his bleeding nose "Argh, that hurts. Naruto you've gotten strong and I think you broke my nose."

Naruto sighed while shaking his head. "Even after all these years you haven't changed a single bit."

"Naruto, hey Naruto over here." Choji called.

The Konoha 10 walked towards the blonde."

"Oh it's you guys, hi." he said plainly.

"Hi, is that all you have to say? Kiba sneered. "You go missing for five years, and that's all you've got to say?"

"What else do you want me to say?" he asked in a monotone voice.

"For starters you could tell us where you've been all this time." Kiba demand.

"If you must know, I've been away." he answered coolly.

"Away? What, that's it, you mean that's all you have to say?" Kiba asked.

Naruto didn't respond but nodded instead."

"Well aren't you're act awfully vulgar, that never been like you Naruto." Shino said.

The blonde stared at Shino for a few seconds and says. "Who are you?"

"You really don't know who I am!"

"Sorry I don't ever recall meeting you before."

"I know you and I haven't seen each other in a while, but you could a least try to remember your friends. Cause if not it just might hurt their feelings."

"From the way you talk and sound you remind me of...Wait a minute, are you Shino?"

Now you know who I am!"

"How the hell was I suppose to know it was you? With the way you got your face covered it was hard recognizing you." Naruto pointed out.

"Aren't you one to talk?"

A new came and called out to Naruto. It was the busty Hokage Tsunade who looked like she was about to cry, but with tears of joy seeing that Naruto was alive and well. However Naruto wasn't the least bit happy to see Tsunade at all, he gritted his teeth as he clenched his fist in anger while glaring at her."

The blonde Hokage walked forward until she was three feet from Naruto as tears begin to shed tears from her eyes. "Naruto, oh Naruto I've missed you sp much." she said, spreading her arms open to embrace him but he stepped back.

"Don't you touch me!" Naruto said coldly.

"Naruto I-

"I don't want to hear anything you've got to say, so just shut up you old hag."

Tsunade felt as though heart had been pierced by a kunai. The Konoha 10 were shocked by the way Naruto was talking to their leader in such a disrespectful manner. They remember the he'd always refer to Tsunade as either granny or grandma and manages to get away with it. But Now he was being so disrespectful to a degree they couldn't consider possible. Sakura decide to talk to her former teammate

"Naruto you shouldn't be like that towards Lady Tsunade."

"You shut your mouth too, Haruno." he snapped.

Sakura gasped at how Naruto had just spoken to her and the tone in his voice was filled with hatred. The pink heard Chunin remembered Naruto's voice in the past had always been one of warmth and kindness when ever he spoke with or about her, and now it seemed that the kindness was gone."

"Honestly between you and that old hag over there, I don't know which one of you I can't stand the most."

Both Sakura and Tsunade were deeply hurt by what the blonde said. Naruto on the other hand didn't feel the least bit sorry for the way he treated two of them. Kakashi could fill the tensions getting worse and worse by the minute and tries to reason with his student."

"Naruto, stop it!"

The blondes looks at his old teacher and gets immediately disgusted by him

"That attitude of yours has gotten completely out of control, and you shouldn't speak to the Hokage in that manner."

"Why don't you just shut up already Kakashi Hatake!" Naruto said enraged. "In case you've forgotten I'm no longer one of your punk ass students anymore, therefore you have no authority over me anymore. So quit acting like you're my teacher, those days are over."

Kakashi was taken back by this as Naruto unleashed a killing intent that sent shivers done his spine. The white-haired Jonin couldn't be more disappointed than he was now at how cold Naruto had become, like he was a different person."

"Just because you're a Jonin doesn't mean I have to listen anything you say."

"Alright, now that's enough. That's no way to talk to your superior especially to the Hokage, Naruto."

Naruto turns to face Yamato, who was dressed in a Jonin outfit and wear a headband similar to the Second Hokage."

"Lady Tsunade is the Hokage, leader of Konoha. You'll show her the proper respect, lose the attitude."

"Naruto sneers and said. "Listen pal I don't know you, and you think you can tell me what to do?"

"I see introduces are in order, it's the best way to start things off. Alright then Naruto my names is Yama-

"Not interested!" Naruto replied cutting him off. "I have no interest in what your name is, let alone knowing it."

"Be that as it may it still doesn't give you the right to be disrespectful towards Lady Hokage."

"Perhaps you didn't hear what I said earlier, I'm not a Konoha shinobi anymore. And about the issue of respect I only give my respect to those who've earned it. I'd rather die than respect this old fossil any day."

Before anyone could say anything the blonde turned and head for the door, but before he could leave he was stopped by Moka.

"Naruto wait, where are you go?" she asked that he might leave and never come back.

Naruto could see the pain in Moka's eyes and it made him feel a jerk for causing her so much pain."

"I'm just going out for a walk!" he said.

"Will you be coming back?" she asked in fear, remembering the day he left Yokai Academy.

"I will Moka I promise, I'll be back by dark."

Moka sigh deeply. "Alright then, be sure that you return safely."

The blonde smiled before hugging the vampire then let's go. As the blonde left the mansion the Konoha shinobi all wondered what could've happened to make Naruto so cold."

"Jeez, what the hell was that all about?" Peter asked Lois.

"I don't know Peter!" Lois said n an uncaring tone.

With the Hex Girls, Dusk was not happy to say the least."

"I'm not sure about living here guys." she told Luna and Thorn.

"And why's that, we're living in a mansion." Thorn said.

"A mansion full of weirdos, not to mention that guy." she them.

Thorn and Luna see Spanky urinating on the wall in the corner, not caring if anyone sees him."

"Ewww!" the girls said in union, disgusted by the pig.

"Hey keep it down, can't a guy spell his own name with his urine around here?" Spanky shouted.

(Confession Room)

Dusk: This this is worse than living with my parents."

(End Confession)

In the kitchen Toot was munching on an entire box of chips she found in the pantry, while she was eating something or rather someone caught her attention. Xandir walked in reading a book, Toot dropped the box of chips she was holding as she observed Xandir not only was he good looking but he had a cute butt too, which she was staring at. Toot's eyes turned bug-eyed like they were about to pop out of her sockets as her heart started beating extremely fast, once she got herself under control she walked over and introduce herself."

"Hi I'm Toot, I'm a sex symbol."

"I am Xandir, I'm on a never ending quest to save my girlfriend." he announced holding up his fist.

"Girlfriend?" Toot shouted, getting everyone's attention. "You have a girlfriend after all the time we spent together. When were you going to tell me about this tramp girlfriend?"

"But we've only known each other for like ten seconds." he said.

Toot was still very upset that Xandir already had a girlfriend. "Well then can your stupid girlfriend do this?"

Toot started tap dancing which caused the entire mansion to shake like an earthquake. The mansion was slowly falling apart glass everywhere was breaking and the roof was really coming down."

"SAVE YOURSELVES!" Captain Hero shouted, flying through the through the roof leaving behind a large hole.

"Under normal circumstances I'd help the innocent but in this case EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES." Space Ghost shouted, turning invisible and disappeared.

After a while she stopped after becoming tired."

"So do you have a girlfriend now?" she asked, hoping her dance impressed him enough for him to her out.

"Uh yeah!" he replied nervous.

"Why do I always let guys do this to me?" she asked herself then takes out a razor blade and cuts her right leg, which already has cut marks.

(Confession Room)

Toot: My doctor says whenever I'm feeling sad, angry, upset, or downright pissed off. I should cut myself to in order to feel better about my self, and it works."

(End Confession)

Later playing a game of pool were, Captain Hero, Fry, Jet, Moltar, Ebon, and Master Roshi."

"Break'em Cap!" Ebon said, taking the rack off the balls.

Captain Hero shot the white ball into the others and the instant it hit all the balls turn to dust."

"Damn it, Her that's the fifth time Jet said slightly annoyed. 'How are we suppose to play if you keep destroying the balls?"

Master Roshi put his hand on Jet's shoulder. "Easy there just settle down son, it's just a game. What do you say we do something else?"

"Like tee-pee the neighbor's house?" Fry suggested.

"Nah, that's lame!" Moltar said. "Say, why don't we hook up with the girls?"

"I don't think so most of them are kind of boring." Captain Hero said, looking over at Meg, Hayley, Amy, Rei, and Clara. "Normally I would've scored with anyone of these bimbos."

"So your say you don't like any of them at all?" Ebon asked.

"No, all I'm saying is we need a super sexy girl her, like one of those hot black chicks."

Captain Hero got his wish as the front door opened revealing a black woman, she wore a fox costume a fox cap and a fox tail."

"Bling Bling, Foxxy Love's in the house." she said walking inside.

"Wow I'm pretty good at this!" Captain Hero said, pleased that his wish was granted. "I wonder what else I can get? I wish for clown triples riding a purple ugly and annoying rhinoceroes."

He waited for a few minutes but nobody came through the door this time."

"Damn it, damn it all, someday Hero someday."

The housemates gathered and greeted Foxxy nicely until Clara walked up and said. "I'm so glad you're here, would you be a dear and take my bags up to my room servant girl?"

Foxxy and the other housemates gasped at what the princess just said."

"Excuse me, did you just call me servant girl? Do I look like a servant to you?"

"Oh, pardon me I sometimes forget how slow your people can be." Clara said kindly.

The housemates were still confessed about the princess was saying then it dawned on Spanky as he started laughing uncontrollably. He laughed so hard it looked like he was about to explode."

"Oh my god she thinks you're our servant because you're black." he said, laughing even harder. "Oh boy this is the best day of my sad and miserable life."

"I'm really looking forward to this, I love hate." Zorak said amused.

"Daddy I've got a feeling something bad's going to happen." Steve said scared.

"Me too Steve, me too!" Stan said then turns to the screen and smiles. "We'll be right back America after these commercial breaks."

End Chapter

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