Rukia: So this is a mobile telephone device?
Ichigo: Yeah. We just call them cell phones.
Rukia: That was quick! They're certainly more effective than Hell Butterflies!
Ichigo: Uh, yeh, sure. Glad u like it.
Rukia: That's appalling spelling, Michigan.
Ichigo: Michigan?!
Rukia: It's some stupid thing called auto correct. The closest word it has to your name is Michigan.
Ichigo: Seriously?! U no u can disable auto correct, right?
Rukia: What is up with your spelling?!
Ichigo: It's called text talk.
Rukia: I find it difficult to believe that anyone would ever use such a ridiculous choice of language.
Ichigo: Welcome to the real world, Rupiah.
Rukia: Rupiah?
Ichigo: Ah. That would be the closest word to ur name.
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Rukia: This stupid auto correct is driving me insane!
Ichigo: It's American. U can type in any Japanese word and it tells u that u've spelt a word wrong.
Rukia: How do I get rid of it?!
Ichigo: I'll let u find out :P
Rukia: … you don't know how, do you Strawberry?
Ichigo: HEY!
Orihime: Hey guys! Catsuit gave me ur numbers!
Ichigo: ?
Orihime: Sorry. I meant Tatsuki gave me ur numbers.
Ichigo: U c, Rukia? Everyone uses text talk. Perhaps ur just incapable? LOL.
Rukia: Is that so? How is it that Orifice is able to talk with us?
Rukia: Sorry, auto correct again. I meant, how is Orihime able to talk with us?
Uryu: Group chat.
Ichigo: ARGH! WHEN DID YOU JOIN?!
Uryu: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME BEING HERE, STRAWBERRY?!
Ichigo: FUDGE OFF DANISH!
Ichigo: I MEANT ISHIDA, NOT DANISH! FUDGE!
Chad: Fudge?
Ichigo: FUDGING AUTO CORRECT!
Rukia: LOL. I believe I'm getting the hang of this, Ichigo. What was that about me being incapable?
Ichigo: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!
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Orihime: Hey I've got a gr8 idea! Let's give the Soul Reapers cell phones!
Ichigo: o_O No Orihime. That is a very bad idea.
Uryu: Rude.
Ichigo: I don't give shit. Could u imagine everyone in the Soul Society texting each other all the time? The gossip would be terrible! Besides, I could so see Kenpachi sending messages like 'I'm coming to kill u now'!
Orihime: … what if we gave the Arrancars cell phones?
Ichigo: o_O
Uryu: o_O
Rukia: o_O
Chad: o_O
Grimmjow: :)
Ichigo: OH HOLY SHIT ORIHIME WHAT HAVE U DONE?!
Ulquiorra: ._.
Ichigo: oh dear god someone help us...
Kenpachi: HEY ICHIGO! I'M COMING TO KILL U AFTER A NICE LONG FIGHT!
Ichigo: D:
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Ichigo: Hey Rukia can u give me Surabaya's number?
Rukia: Who?
Ichigo: Sorry. Auto correct. Can u give me Byakuya's number?
Rukia: No.
Ichigo: Please?! I wanna annoy the shit out of him!
Rukia: And that, Michigan, is the reason I won't give it to you.
Rukia: I meant Ichigo. ¬_¬
Ichigo: If u won't give it 2 me, I'll just ask Rennin.
Rukia: Auto correct?
Ichigo: I meant Renji.
Rukia: What makes you think Renji will have it?
Ichigo: ¬_¬
Ichigo: I'm pretty sure Renji has Byakuya's number. He is his beloved lieutenant after all.
Rukia: What are you trying to say, Michigan?
Rukia: Ichigo, even.
Ichigo: … nothing at all :)
Renji: Hey, guess what guys?! Captain Milkshake gave me his number!
Ichigo: LOL. I guess you meant 'Kuchiki'.
Renji: Yes! He gave me his number!
Rukia: …
Ichigo: Bazinga.
Byakuya: Michigan Jurassic, you are the most hamster football anthem that I have ever songbird banana fluff to meet.
Ichigo:
Rukia:
Renji:
Uryu:
Orihime:
Chad:
Ichigo: … what?
Byakuya: This rhinoceros device has a defective auto cucumber.
Renji: … WTF?
Ichigo: … LOL.
Rukia: … This is not funny, Michigan.
Rukia: Argh! I meant Ichigo!
Byakuya: Ghost arcade with monopoly.
Ichigo: Talk about having a fudged up auto correct.
Rukia: Fine coming from the guy who can't type the F word.