This story is about Naruto Uzumaki from my other story 'Three people from three worlds' his mind is somehow sent to an alternative universe where he wakes up as himself but younger. Natsu, Ace and other characters from 'Three people from three worlds' might show up in this story if people wants it.

"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Biju/Summons Talking"

'Biju/Summons Thinking'

"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"

Chapter 1

Introduction

Uzumaki Naruto nineteen years old and a legend in two worlds, about to become one in a third one as he wakes up in a room he doesn't recognize. He can't remember what happened yesterday and how he ended up here.

This Naruto is a little bit.. different? In his younger days when he grew up doing missions with team 7, training with Jiraiya and even during the war against Akatsuki. He was the happy rash knucklehead ninja but still strong and reliable. (Naruto was exactly the same as in the manga until after the war)

After the war he had changed.. He had also ended up in another world where he travelled with a pirate named Ace and a dragon slayer mage named Natsu. Now what if I told you Naruto was the most responsible one out of the group? He had become a super pervert like Jiraiya and continued on his work 'Icha Icha Paradise' that had quickly become popular in Earthland. He had a short temper but still enjoyed a prank, it was probably the thing he enjoyed the most especially when he would prank Natsu.

Naruto had also taken up one of Ace's qualitys, he had become a heavy drinker and was drunk most of the time. When it comes to his abilities he had improved some as well, he could now use his father's ~Hiraishin no Jutsu~ (Flying Thunder God Technique) and his different kinds of ~Rasengan~ (Spiralling Sphere) with one hand. He had also learned some new wind techniques and a few other techniques in the other elements.

In other words Naruto was basically unbeatable to most people.. if it wasn't for his many weaknesses. If a civilian woman could seduce someone like Jiraiya to keep him away while two S-Rank criminals are going after his student. Then let's just say there are many more ways to distract Naruto.

So where was Naruto?

He's in the elemental nations, his home world but in an alternative universe. In this universe he wasn't the only child of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina, no he had a twin sister that was growing up in Konoha currently alone. The reason for that? Their parents where dead same as before after sacrifing themselves and sealing one half of Kyubi's chakra into both Naruto & Nami. (AN: Named Naruto's twin sister Nami for now, might change it later if I come up with something better)

Other than that difference the world was pretty much the same, but where was Naruto? And what's going to happen now that this older crazy Naruto will take over his body.

End introduction (AN: Although this whole chapter is pretty much an introduction)

Naruto woke up in a room he didn't recognize he didn't think much of it he figured he must have been drunk and then Ace and Natsu dumped him here. When he got out of the bed he had slept in and stood up however he started getting a bit concerned as his body moved in a different way and he felt as if he was shorter. The other thing he noticed was that he had no headache what so ever which he always had after he had been drinking. Naruto then walked to the bathroom and turned on the lights then he saw himself in the mirror.

"WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS!?" He yelled with his jaw dropped "I'm a fucking midget"

Naruto looked younger and he was a lot shorter, what he didn't know was that he was actually thirteen but as tall as when he was fifteen in his earlier life. (160 cm)

He then quickly washed his face and put on the clothes that were next to his bed all of his clothes were orange he noticed. After getting his clothes on he sprinted out the door of the apartment he was staying at and in his mind he kept yelling 'Kurama where are those bastards!?' but he didn't get any answer.

After he had looked around the whole village for the culprits he gave up and instead took a minute to take a look at the place.

'Where am I?' he thought.

Naruto had never seen anything like this in earthland, most of the village was made out of stone and rocks. He then saw someone that looked like a ninja that walked passed him, the ninja had an Iwa headband on him. Naruto figured he would ask this ninja what this place is, so he followed after him and got his attention.

"Excuse me, but could you tell me where I am?"

The Iwa nin looked confused a second and then spoke "Iwakagure.. are you not feeling well, Natsu?"

A dark aura surrounded Naruto "What did you say?"

"I asked if you're not feeling well?

"Not that, what did you call me?"

"Natsu? Since that's your name.. Natsu Scarlet"

By now Naruto had lost it, he bit his thumb drawing out some blood and did a few hand signs and yelled "~Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Kyubi no Yoko" (Summoning Technique: Nine tailed Demon Fox)

However nothing happened other than the Iwa ninja looking at him as if he was crazy.

'I better report this to Tsuchikage-sama' he thought and then he said "I have to get going now Natsu, get better okay?" and then jumped off.

'No way, this can't be happening' Naruto thought while he punched the ground and kept mumbling "I'm gonna get you for this pinky"

The reason for that being that Naruto and Natsu actually hate each other, they can't stand to be around each other for a long period of time and always fight and insult each other. Naruto had started it all, he thought Natsu was a bad joke someone had created just to annoy him. He looked almost like the kid he had pictured he would have with Sakura-chan if they ever got married. So when he saw this annoying brat for the first time after ending up in Earthland he hated him.

The fact that Natsu reminded him of his younger self also annoyed him. What annoyed him the most was when Natsu always ended up being surrounded by girls at every bar they visited, he even ended up in a relationship with two hot babes called Erza and Mirajane. The thing with the girls reminded him of Sasuke, and he hated Sasuke and every other Uchiha. The only thing he liked was writing his smut, drinking with Ace and coming up with new prank ideas together with Happy the flying blue cat.

Naruto had stopped punching the ground and now sat down on the street trying to find his scrolls in his pockets.

'I need a drink' he thought

He then sighed as he remembered he didn't have his usual clothes on and ran back to the apartment where had woken up earlier. On the front door he read the name of the owner of the place 'Natsu Scarlet' and once again he started punching the ground this time yelling "Get me out of this nightmare"

His last name being Scarlet didn't make him any happier.. Erza Scarlet was a red haired woman in Fairy Tail, the strongest woman in the guild.

Naruto had started avoiding red heads after the war, he thought they were all crazy. (He did end up in a relationship with Tayuya in Earthland though) The reason for his opinion of red heads was simple. The only ones he had met was Tayuya the foulmouthed woman, Karui the one who beat him up, Karin who he didn't know too well but there was definitely something wrong with her and then his mom, Kushina who was very short tempered.

Erza was the first one he pranked when he joined Fairy Tail and she hated him ever since then. All he had done was pulling down her skirt and then complemented her choice of underwear while he was 'Henged' into Natsu.

Erza had initially thought it was Natsu's doing but had then found Naruto out due to his verbal ticks. (Dattebayo, ttebayo, etc)

He had not only pulled down her skirt in public outside of a bar but after that he had ran off and called her a weak-ass bitch.

That's also something Naruto does often, he always insults women calling them annoying and weak. And he insults everyone and everything by calling them weak-ass losers and he refuses to do 'Shitty work' that is a waste of his time. Basically Naruto is an asshole.

Naruto calmed down and thought 'So I'm in Iwa? My name is Natsu Scarlet… I Look exactly the same as I did when I was fifteen and training with Jiraiya'

He then smashed down the door to his apartment and quickly sealed some food and extra clothes into small sealing scrolls he kept in his shirts pocket. He then found some money and figured he would go buy some new clothes, orange was a nice color but he had to tone it down a bit.

He then left his apartment and found a ninja equipment store and bought a blue jumpsuit that he would later add some orange lines too. After he had changed into his new clothes he ran out off the village gates at high speed heading towards Konoha.

This is a crack fic.. there will be no serious moments and drama. Please review and tell me your thoughts on it.

Parings: Harem