Afternoons around the skyscraper were always the slow times. Nothing to do, nobody to see, no one to arrest or slam in a fit of anger. Light was reading a newspaper, L squatting at the computer console (as usual), and Matsuda was dueling himself in Pokemon. All was silent until there came a rapid round of knocks on the front door.

No one made a move to go answer it. "I believe that someone wishes to gain entry. I know I'm not the only one who hears it." L muttered with his eyes still on the computer screen. "Light, go answer it."

Huffily Light glared at L from the top of his paper. "Who died and made you king, doughnut boy? If you want it answered go get it yourself. As a matter of fact, don't you have a butler? Water-something or whatever...ask him." He said going back to the paper, the knocking still in the background.

"First, his name is Watari. Second, he's not my butler, he's my assistant. Third, I own this skyscraper so you do as I say." L listed as he turned toward Light. "And finally, if you ever call me "doughnut boy" again I will kick you...hard."

For a few moments there was an epic staredown between the two, then they both arrived at the same conclusion. "MATSUDA! GET THE DOOR!" Both of them shouted to Matsuda who was trying to figure out how to wake up his Pikachu before his Lucario used Steel Claw.

Moodily Matsuda glanced up from his cards and said, "What do you saaaayyyyy?"

"Um, do it now before I shred your stupid Pokemon cards?" Light said from over his newspaper.

"Noooo. Come on, what do you saaaayyyyy?"

All the while the banging on the door has not stopped. If anything, it seems to have gotten louder. Sighing tiredly, L finally asked, "Matsuda, get the door, please?"

"All right!" Matusda said hopping up from his cards and sprinting towards the door. Before he opened it he called out, "Who is it?!" He paused for an answer, but none came. All there was was more pounding, he didn't know how much more that door was going to take.

Giving up on trying to figure out who it was Matsuda swung open the door, only to be roughly shoved out of the way and onto his butt. "Uh, come in?" He said stunned from the floor as he watched the small figure make its way to the control room.

Stumbling up Matsuda called out, "Hey! You can't go back there! It's not for civilians...and you just went back there anyways... Damn." He gave chase behind the small figure as it went through the door. "Light! L! I think whoever it is wants to see you!"

Back in the control room L started shifting nervously in his computer chair. "It's probably that girl scout who I bought 18 boxes of cookies from. I still haven't paid her."

Light glanced up from his paper, apparently irritated at being interrupted once again. "Dammit Matsuda, just tell the girl scout that L will pay her back for the fucking cookies later! God, can't someone read a paper around here in peace?!"

Just then the figure in the room spoke.

"Awwww! LIGHT! Is that really how you're going to treat me after all this time!? I haven't seen you in FOREVER!" The voice crooned from the center of the room.

Startled Light shot up from the chair he was sitting in and stared at the person in the middle of the room.

Misa Amane

"Y-y-you aren't supposed to be here!" Why are you HERE?" He stuttered backing away rapidly and taking refuge behind L's chair where he was still sitting. "Matsuda! Why'd you let IT IN!?"

From the doorway Matsuda replied, "I didn't let her in. She just barged in, you know she's pretty strong for someone her size. Why are you hiding?"

"Yeah! Why are you hiding LIGHT? The LIGHT of my Life. My Shining LIGHT who LIGHTS up my entire world!" Misa said twirling in a circle as she came closer to where Light was hiding. "Come out here and give me a giant hug and a sloppy kiss!"

"Um, no thank you. You can leave, right now. And never come back. EVER." Light said with a scowl on his face.

Misa stood there frozen for a moment. Then the temper tantrum came. "ARRGGHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" She screamed as she scooped up a handful of Pokemon cards and flung them at Light (and also L). "I came all this way FOR YOU! And you're REJECTING ME!"

"Please miss. Don't toss those. They're one of my best decks. So I would appreciate if-" Matsuda was interrupted with a blood curdling yell from Misa that shook half the skyscraper. "On second thought, I could just go out and buy more. No biggie. Hehe..."

Meanwhile L was rolling his chair away from the scene of the drama, but Light kept following him. "Light, I'm certain it's you she wants to eat. So stop putting me in the line of fire."

"Dammit, but I need protection! Stop rolling the goddamn chair!" Light called just before he stumbled and fell on his chin. "Owww..." Before he could recover Misa was already upon him throwing Evee, Mew, Riolu, and Growlithe at him. Pokemon hurt.

Soon Misa ran out of Pokemon cards. Without any more projectiles to throw she stood over Light and cried. "And to think...I came...to live with you...so we could...finally get...MARRIED! Just like you promised in our contract!" Misa wailed pulling the paper from her purse with Light's signature on it.

"I'll sue you for sure if you don't marry me!" Misa cried shoving the paper in Light's face.

Oh shit, I forgot about the damn contract! I'm totally screwed!