Diaries don't talk back

By Pandorica0pening

Summary: Harry gets Tom Marvalo Riddle's diary the summer after first year instead of Ginny and starts writing to it.

Harry

Tom

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Chapter 1

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Hello.

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Hello

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My name is Harry.

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I am Tom Marvalo Riddle

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Are you a wizard too?

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Obviously. What, did you think I was a Muggle?

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I hate my muggle relatives.

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Muggles should be completely and utterly destroyed.

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Why do you say that?

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They tried to exorcize me.

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Ouch.

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I know.

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Why would they do that?

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Accidental magic. I made one of the boy's pet rabbit levitate.

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My first accidental magic that I can remember, I turned the teacher's wig blue. My relatives didn't try to exorcize me or anything, just locked me in my cupboard for a week without food.

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A WEEK? The longest I ever went without food was two days, and that was because I ran away.

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It doesn't matter anyways, I had no friends to care about me except my snakes. Only they would talk to me. Dudley always scares the rest of the kids away.

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You know, being able to speak to snakes is really rare. Stupid light wizards think it is a sign of evil.

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One, I take offense to that. I am light and I am not stupid-

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No of course not- right...

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- And two I am the savior of the wizarding world, they couldn't think me evil.

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Don't be so rash, Sherlock went from brilliant to a fraud in a scream- wait how are you the savior?

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I defeated Lord Voldemort when I was a baby, duh. Didn't you know that?

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Shun

Shun

Shun

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Huh?

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Tom Marvalo Riddle

I Am Lord Voldemort

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Ahhhh! Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god

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You can call me The Master.

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Creep.

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Am not

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Are too.

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Are not

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Are too

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Muggles should be done away with, replaced with the Master race, the wizards.

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I agree with that, but really, killing a baby who is a halfblood?

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It was prophesied that you would defeat me...

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And look where that got the pharoah with Moses.

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But you would defeat me!

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If it was a prophecy, I would whether you tried to kill me or not.

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Oh yeah.

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Night.

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Oh, just go to bed already, it is clearly affecting your mental capacity.

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Love you too.

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That was sarcastic

A/N: potter wholockians unite!