Diaries don't talk back
By Pandorica0pening
Summary: Harry gets Tom Marvalo Riddle's diary the summer after first year instead of Ginny and starts writing to it.
Harry
Tom
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Chapter 1
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Hello.
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Hello
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My name is Harry.
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I am Tom Marvalo Riddle
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Are you a wizard too?
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Obviously. What, did you think I was a Muggle?
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I hate my muggle relatives.
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Muggles should be completely and utterly destroyed.
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Why do you say that?
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They tried to exorcize me.
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Ouch.
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I know.
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Why would they do that?
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Accidental magic. I made one of the boy's pet rabbit levitate.
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My first accidental magic that I can remember, I turned the teacher's wig blue. My relatives didn't try to exorcize me or anything, just locked me in my cupboard for a week without food.
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A WEEK? The longest I ever went without food was two days, and that was because I ran away.
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It doesn't matter anyways, I had no friends to care about me except my snakes. Only they would talk to me. Dudley always scares the rest of the kids away.
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You know, being able to speak to snakes is really rare. Stupid light wizards think it is a sign of evil.
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One, I take offense to that. I am light and I am not stupid-
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No of course not- right...
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- And two I am the savior of the wizarding world, they couldn't think me evil.
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Don't be so rash, Sherlock went from brilliant to a fraud in a scream- wait how are you the savior?
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I defeated Lord Voldemort when I was a baby, duh. Didn't you know that?
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Shun
Shun
Shun
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Huh?
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Tom Marvalo Riddle
I Am Lord Voldemort
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Ahhhh! Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god
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You can call me The Master.
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Creep.
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Am not
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Are too.
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Are not
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Are too
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Muggles should be done away with, replaced with the Master race, the wizards.
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I agree with that, but really, killing a baby who is a halfblood?
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It was prophesied that you would defeat me...
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And look where that got the pharoah with Moses.
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But you would defeat me!
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If it was a prophecy, I would whether you tried to kill me or not.
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Oh yeah.
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Night.
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Oh, just go to bed already, it is clearly affecting your mental capacity.
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Love you too.
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That was sarcastic
A/N: potter wholockians unite!