"Welcome back everybody! I'm your host, Aika Mizune and this is the Yaoiwed Game! Here are the scores from the first half of the game: Shinobu and Miyagi are in first place with Akihiko, Misaki, Nowaki, and Hiroki tied for second. Last time, we asked the semes questions and now we will ask the ukes their questions. The semes are already backstage, so let's begin!" Aika announced happily.

"Why are we doing this?" Hiroki asked.

"You want to win don't you?" Aika asked. Hiroki glared at her and remained silent. "That's what I thought. Here is the first question for Misaki. What color tie would your seme wear?"

Misaki chuckled before answering. "The only color tie he owns is yellow."

"Why?"

"It reminds him of eggs and it goes with his normal purple attire," Hiroki answered. Misaki nodded in agreement.

"Well that's interesting. What color does Nowaki wear, Hiroki?" Aika said.

"Probably black to look more formal," Hiroki said, unsure of himself.

"Alright. Shinobu?"

"All he wears is black," Shinobu said nonchalantly.

"You guys are no fun," Aika pouted, looking at Hiroki and Shinobu. "The next questions should be a fun one! What anime character best describes your seme? We'll start with Shinobu."

"Uh, um. Maybe Tsukune Aono from Rosario Vampire," he said.

Aika and Misaki started laughing. "Why do you say that?"

"Well we're lovers and he wants to keep it a secret."

"That is a good observation. Hiroki is next."

Hiroki just looked at the three other with an utterly confuse expression on his face. "Um, Sailor Moon?" he muttered. This made Aika and Misaki laugh ever harder.

"I can't wait for the semes to come back. What about you, Misaki?" Aika said.

"I'd say Pluto from Black Butler," Misaki said.

"Oh, say no more my friend, I understand. I don't think I need to ask this question, but what the hell. If your seme hired a sexy blonde secretary, what would you do? Hiroki?" Aika said.

"Kick her out."

"Shinobu?"

"Kick her out."

"Miskai?"

"Tr-try to help her as much as I can."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Shinobu asked.

"What? If he hired her, that means I'm probably not doing enough work," Misaki said.

"Shinobu shut up. Misaki, you do a lot of work, okay? He wouldn't hire a secretary. Even if he did, she'd leave the next day because of the mess in the penthouse," Aika said. "Now it's time for the last question. Fill in the blank: I wish my seme would stop blank. Misaki?"

"Pouncing on me every chance he gets," he mumbled.

"Said no one ever. Hiroki?" Aika mumbled.

"Overworking himself," Hiroki said.

"Aww, a concerned uke. How nice. Shinobu?"

"Keeping our love a secret," he mumbled.

"I do too, Shinobu. I do too. Now let's bring our semes back out here!" she cheered. Akihiko, Nowaki, and Miyagi returned to their tables.

"Okay, let's get this over with," Akihiko groaned.

"Be patient. Let me remind everyone of the scores. Shinobu and Miyagi have three points while the rest of you have two. Who will win this game in the end?" Aika said dramatically. "The first question was what color tie do you wear? Akihiko?"

"Yellow. It's like eggs, isn't it?" he said, holding onto his own tie. The ding rung and he smiled.

"That's exactly what Hiroki said. What do you wear, Nowaki?" Aika said.

"Black since it pretty much goes with everything," Nowaki said. The ding rung yet again.

"And Miyagi?"

"Black for all of my suits."

The ding was heard again and Aika smiled. "Although you all got this right, Shinobu and Miyagi are still in the lead. The next question is what anime character best describes you? We'll ask Miyagi first."

"Ooh! Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club," Miyagi said proudly.

Aika gave him a strange look. "Why would, why would you watch that?" she asked hesitantly.

"It was on TV, now was I right?" Miyagi said. The buzz was heard and he pouted.

"The answer from Tsukune Aono from Rosario Vampire," Aika said.

Miyagi looked at his lover. "Why would you watch that?" he asked.

"For the plot, of course. Can we move on?" Shinobu said.

Aika nodded and turned to Nowaki. "Your turn," she cooed.

"Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach," Nowaki said.

"That's a better character than what he said," Aika said, giggling a bit with Misaki.

"What did he say?"

"Sailor Moon," Misaki answered.

Nowaki looked at his blushing lover. "Why?"

"Th-that's the only character I know, okay?!" he yelled.

"That's cute. Now it's Akihiko's turn," the host said.

"I'd say L from Death Note," Akihiko said.

"Why?"

"Well, he's smart, composed, and he could totally top Light," Akihiko said, smirking at his Light.

"That's not what Misaki said. He said you're Pluto from Black Butler," Aika snickered.

"Who's that?"

"A clingy as hell demon hound that is easily jealous of anything that comes close to his love, Sebastian," Aika said. "So there's no points for this round. The next question is what would your uke do if you hired a sexy blonde secretary? I know we all have the same answer so on the count of three, answer. One, two, three!"

"Kick her out," the semes said.

Two dings and a buzz sounded as Misaki looked at his feet. "Misaki?" Akihiko said.

"He would help her out because he knew you'd hire someone if he didn't work hard enough," Aika said.

Akihiko looked down to his lover. "I would never do that, Misaki. You know I love you," he said, gently placing a kiss on his forehead. When he pulled away, a ding was heard. "What was that?"

"The judges are giving you a point for displaying such a sweet act," Aika said.

"That's not fair!" Hiroki yelled.

"Life not fair! The next question is fill in the blanks. I wish my seme would stop blank. Akihiko?" Aika said.

"Probably making love to him," Akihiko said a bit irritably.

Ding.

"Nowaki?"

"Working too much," Nowaki said.

Ding.

"Miyagi?"

"Reading," Miyagi said confidently.

Buzz.

"What?" he asked.

"Keeping our love a secret," Shinobu said. Miyagi looked at his lover and face palmed.

"I should have known," he said.

"Aika-san, what's wrong?" Misaki asked.

Aika wore a shocked expression on her face. "It's just that there's no more questions and you all have five points."

"What does that mean?" Nowaki asked.

"It means you all know each other equally well," Aika said. The semes and ukes exchanged cheerful glances before looking at their host as she smiled. "Well, that concludes our Yaoiwed Game! There were no winners, wait. Everyone here was a winner! Give yourselves a round of applause!" Aika cheered. On cue, the men clapped their hands. "This is Aika Mizune saying goodbye!"

Author's Note

And that concludes the Yaoiwed Game for Junjo Romantica! Sorry it took sooooo long. I didn't necessarily like writing this at first, but lots of people reviewed, favorited, and followed, so motivation arose. I hope this was good! I don't think I'll add any more to this story, but I will make a Yaoiwed Game for Sekaiichi Hatsukoi. If you guys have questions for our semes and ukes, I'll gladly make a new chapter. ^_^

Until next time, sayonara~!