A/N: Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
ThatSeemsLogical: Captain, please put your shirt on.
KirkIsAwesome: Aww cmon. Environmental is out of whack and it's not like the whole crew hasn't seen me shirtless.
1701Trekkin: and what did they do to deserve that?
KirkIsAwesome: oh hey now-
1701Trekkin: you're supposed to be responsible for them, not make them go blind!
KirkIsAwesome: I'm not that bad :(
1701Trekkin: Oh yo momma so ugly she looked into a Klingon's mirror and it broke
1701Trekkin: and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
KirkIsAwesome: really?
1701Trekkin: Hmm. This is a pleasant change. Usually you're the childish one.
1701Trekkin: YOU so ugly a medusan looked at you and went insane!
1701 Trekkin: man, the apple fell and displaced the tree's atomic structure!
KirkIsAwesome: what does that even-
1701Trekkin: I HAVE NO IDEA YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW
DominaeLinguaris: Please no more drunk singing!
KirkIsAwesome: but we're defyyyyyyying gravity
DominaeLinguaris: You are not Elphaba. Do not make me kick your ass.
KirkIsAwesome: oops sorry
KirkIsAwesome: pop u lar
KirkIsAwesome: your gonna be
KirkIsAwesome: pop uuiu lar
(DominaeLinguaris has left the conversation)
Hypo_Man: oh great
Hypo_Man: my one beacon of hope has left.
1701Trekkin: What! I think the singing's fine. And Scotty isn't more than half-drunk anyways.
ImmortalRed: I'm fine
Hypo_Man: Suuuure.
KirkIsAwesome: Millions of peaches
Hypo_Man: NO.
KirkIsAwesome: no peaches for me?
Hypo_Man: NOPE.
ImmortalRed: But I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AN' I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
ImmortalRed: JUST TAE BE THA MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAN' MILES TAE FALL DOWN AT YER DOOR
KirkIsAwseome: Scotty why are you suddenly typing with an accent
ImmortalRed: cause that's how the song's supposed to be sung dammit!
1701Trekkin: Excuse me. I need to make sure this man wakes up next to me.
(1701Trekkin has left the conversation)
KirkIsAwesome: WHOOOOAH
KirkIsAwesome: TOO MUCH INFO THERE
Hypo_Man: Jim just ignore them.
KirkIsAwesome: MY QUARTERS ARE RIGHT ABOVE HIS HOW CAN I IGNORE IT
Hypo_Man: You're overdue for a physical if you want to escape to sickbay.
KirkIsAwesome: uhh i think I'll wait out the awkwardness
(ImmortalRed has left the conversation)
KirkIsAwesome: NOPE I'LL BE IN SICKBAY PRESENTLY
1701Trekkin: THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES
KirkIsAwesome: I thought we got rid of the dragons!
RussiaFTW: We thought we got rid of the tribbles, too.
Hypo_Man: Well... At least the dragons are taking care of the tribble problem.
KirkIsAwesome: and creating a DISEMBOWELED tribble problem!
Hypo_Man: don't tell me you faint at the sight of blood.
KirkIsAwesome: their blood is BLACK. As if tribbles didn't have enough of an insidious feeling!
RussiaFTW: what do you mean? They're ridiculously adorable!
KirkIsAwesome: they have BLACK BLOOD AND THEY SCREAM LIKE THE GHOSTS OF BRUTALLY MURDERED CHILDREN
FencingMaster5: they... scream?
KirkIsAwesome: It only started recently, but yes. Terrible, bloodcurdling screams.
Hypo_Man: Jim are you hallucinating again
KirkIsAwesome: what? No.
Hypo_Man: not even auditory hallucinations?
KirkIsAwesome: ...oh
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1701Trekkin: ...
ImmortalRed: ...
KirkIsAwesome: ...
KirkIsAwesome: NOPE.
(KirkIsAwesome has left the conversation)
KirkIsAwesome: uhh
KirkIsAwesome: I know I'm not really one to talk, but...
KirkIsAwesome: Scotty, could you, uh... put a shirt on?
ImmortalRed: er. Mine was slightly charred, and I have to finish rewiring these circuits...
KirkIsAwesome: Wait, how was your shirt charred?
1701Trekkin: :3 *smug*
ImmortalRed: ^^^ That's how.
KirkIsAwesome: oh for the love of... Can you two just, not? Just during the day? Gamma shift is different, pretty much all bets are off.
ImmortalRed: I'll do my best.
1701Trekkin: no promises. ;P
1701Trekkin: wat
KirkIsAwesome: No, I'm serious!
1701Trekkin: you think they're actually together.
KirkIsAwesome: no, I think they've got a thing for each other.
1701Trekkin: dude that's so dumb
KirkIsAwesome: what? You don't see it?
1701Trekkin: what is there to see? They're friends.
KirkIsAwesome: or are they MORE THAN friends...?
1701Trekkin: I have access to all the security cameras. Trust me, I'd know if there was something going on.
KirkIsAwesome: oh...
KirkIsAwesome: wait
KirkIsAwesome: ALL the security cameras?!
1701Trekkin: Yeah.
1701Trekkin: ...I'm not impressed.
DominaeLinguaris: I don't particularly want to join in this general chaos but I feel like I'm missing things.
Hypo_Man: Nothin but a few bad jokes.
RussiaFTW: and terrible realizations
KirkIsAwesome: ...
KirkIsAwesome: PPPPEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIISSSS!
Hypo_Man: ...And that.
KirkIsAwesome: ARE SCOTTY AND THE ENTERPRISE SERIOUSLY A THING
Hypo_Man: I'd assume so.
FencingMaster5: yes. Yes they are.
KirkIsAwesome: AND THEY'VE DONE THE FRICKLE FRACKLE
Hypo_Man: probably not in those terms, but yes.
FencingMaster5: How do you know?
Hypo_Man: I had to chase them out of Sickbay.
KirkIsAwesome: THEY FRICKLE FRACKLED IN SICKBAY?!
Hypo_Man: No, but they wanted to.
KirkIsAwesome: DEAR GOD
KirkIsAwesome: wait Bones have you and Spock done the frickle frackle?
Hypo_Man: !?
Hypo_Man: No!
KirkIsAwesome: Sulu have you and Chekov
FencingMaster5: oh myyy
FencingMaster5: that's an interesting question
KirkIsAwesome: YOU DID DIDN'T YOU
KirkIsAwesome: OMG THE STARSHIP OWES ME MONEY XD
FencingMaster5: Wait a minute. Do you count... experimentation... back at the academy?
KirkIsAwesome: uhh
KirkIsAwesome: well technically it counts... So yes.
KirkIsAwesome: dum badadadum badadadum badadadaa badadadum badadadum badadadum dadada
1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEE OOOOOO
KirkIsAwesome: badadadadum badadadum
1701Trekkin: WEEEEoooo OOOOOOO
KirkIsAwesome: badadada dadada da da da
1701Trekkin: DOOOO WEEE OOOO dooo, dooodooooo
KirkIsAwesome: ooo oooo, o oooo
1701Trekkin:OOO ooooo ooo
1701Trekkin: doooo WEEE OOOOO
1701Trekkin: Baa daaa DAAA Dadadaaaaa
KirkIsAwesome: dum dadadum
1701Trekkim: Daaa Daaaa dadada dum DAAAAA DADADA dum da daaaaaaaaa
KirkIsAwesome: wwweeeee
1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEEE oooo
KirkIsAwesome: dadadadum dadadadum dadada
1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEEE ooooo
KirkIsAwesome: dadadadum dadadadum dadada
1701Trekkim: dooo WEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO
ImmortalRed: help
KirkIsAwesome: what?
ImmotalRed: Chekov let a bunch of snails loose in mine and the Enterprise's quarters and I have no idea where they are
Hypo_Man: hooo boy
Hypo_Man: Become the mighty snail hunter
Hypo_Man: use that sword we all know you have
KirkIsAwesome: uhh o.O
Hypo_Man: DAMMIT JIM STOP IT
ImmortalRed: ...
Hypo_Man: SCOTTY GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN YELL AT JIM BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY DIDNT GET THAT AND YOU DON'T WANT TO
(ImmortalRed has left the conversation)
Hypo_Man: JIM STOP SEXUALIZING EVERYTHING I SWEAR YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A TEENAGER
KirkIsAwesome: sorry.
Hypo_Man: REALLY THOUGH STOP READING INNUENDO INTO EVERYTHING IT IS EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS
Hypo_Man: NEXT TIME YOU WILL GET AN UNSCHEDULED PHYSICAL
(ImmortalRed has joined the conversation)
ImmortalRed: is it safe...?
Hypo_Man: :(
KirkIsAwesome: the bombardment is over, I think I better prepare for the nuclear winter
ImmortalRed: yikes
(1701Trekkin has joined the conversation)
1701Trekkin: Snails? What were you guys talking about?
KirkIsAwesome: Scotty's sword
1701Trekkin: what! Without me?!
ImmortalRed: O.O
Hypo_Man: she's as bad as you are. X(
KirkIsAwesome: YEEAAHH! Shore leave! Imma get laid tonight!
1701Trekkin: whoop de freakin doo.
1701Trekkin: aren't you paying enough child support already?
KirkIsAwesome: don't matter, imma get some because SHORE LEAVE!
ImmortalRed: I don't need shore leave to get some.
1701Trekkin: ;P
KirkIsAwesome: SHORE LEAVE
KirkIsAwesome: I CAN GET AWAY FROM YOU TWO
RussiaFTW: why are the engines acting weird
FencingMaster5: I don't know, but I can't fix our course.
1701Trekkin: er... sorry. My engines are being weird...
ImmortalRed: engines waht
ImmortalRed: what
1701Trekkin: dear god he just tripped over his own feet running into engineering.
KirkIsAwesome: supernatural is on in rec room 4
1701Trekkin: destiel waht
1701Trekkin: what
KirkIsAwesome: how do you trip while transporting
1701Trekkin: vacation is actually nice
1701Trekkin: but... It's weird being anywhere other than in space...
KirkIsAwesome: well, you didn't have to bring the ENTIRE SHIP down with you!
ImmortalRed: do you know how ridiculous it is to hide a starship on the bottom of the bloody ocean? You'll be beaming sand out of uncomfortable places for DAYS
KirkIsAwesome: WEEKS
1701Trekkin: UGH I CAN FEEL IT CREEPING IN ALREADY