A/N: Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.


ThatSeemsLogical: Captain, please put your shirt on.

KirkIsAwesome: Aww cmon. Environmental is out of whack and it's not like the whole crew hasn't seen me shirtless.

1701Trekkin: and what did they do to deserve that?

KirkIsAwesome: oh hey now-

1701Trekkin: you're supposed to be responsible for them, not make them go blind!

KirkIsAwesome: I'm not that bad :(

1701Trekkin: Oh yo momma so ugly she looked into a Klingon's mirror and it broke

1701Trekkin: and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

KirkIsAwesome: really?

1701Trekkin: Hmm. This is a pleasant change. Usually you're the childish one.

1701Trekkin: YOU so ugly a medusan looked at you and went insane!

1701 Trekkin: man, the apple fell and displaced the tree's atomic structure!

KirkIsAwesome: what does that even-

1701Trekkin: I HAVE NO IDEA YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW


DominaeLinguaris: Please no more drunk singing!

KirkIsAwesome: but we're defyyyyyyying gravity

DominaeLinguaris: You are not Elphaba. Do not make me kick your ass.

KirkIsAwesome: oops sorry

KirkIsAwesome: pop u lar

KirkIsAwesome: your gonna be

KirkIsAwesome: pop uuiu lar

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Hypo_Man: oh great

Hypo_Man: my one beacon of hope has left.

1701Trekkin: What! I think the singing's fine. And Scotty isn't more than half-drunk anyways.

ImmortalRed: I'm fine

Hypo_Man: Suuuure.

KirkIsAwesome: Millions of peaches

Hypo_Man: NO.

KirkIsAwesome: no peaches for me?

Hypo_Man: NOPE.

ImmortalRed: But I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AN' I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

ImmortalRed: JUST TAE BE THA MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAN' MILES TAE FALL DOWN AT YER DOOR

KirkIsAwseome: Scotty why are you suddenly typing with an accent

ImmortalRed: cause that's how the song's supposed to be sung dammit!

1701Trekkin: Excuse me. I need to make sure this man wakes up next to me.

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KirkIsAwesome: WHOOOOAH

KirkIsAwesome: TOO MUCH INFO THERE

Hypo_Man: Jim just ignore them.

KirkIsAwesome: MY QUARTERS ARE RIGHT ABOVE HIS HOW CAN I IGNORE IT

Hypo_Man: You're overdue for a physical if you want to escape to sickbay.

KirkIsAwesome: uhh i think I'll wait out the awkwardness

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KirkIsAwesome: NOPE I'LL BE IN SICKBAY PRESENTLY


1701Trekkin: THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE RUN FOR OUR LIVES


KirkIsAwesome: I thought we got rid of the dragons!

RussiaFTW: We thought we got rid of the tribbles, too.

Hypo_Man: Well... At least the dragons are taking care of the tribble problem.

KirkIsAwesome: and creating a DISEMBOWELED tribble problem!

Hypo_Man: don't tell me you faint at the sight of blood.

KirkIsAwesome: their blood is BLACK. As if tribbles didn't have enough of an insidious feeling!

RussiaFTW: what do you mean? They're ridiculously adorable!

KirkIsAwesome: they have BLACK BLOOD AND THEY SCREAM LIKE THE GHOSTS OF BRUTALLY MURDERED CHILDREN

FencingMaster5: they... scream?

KirkIsAwesome: It only started recently, but yes. Terrible, bloodcurdling screams.

Hypo_Man: Jim are you hallucinating again

KirkIsAwesome: what? No.

Hypo_Man: not even auditory hallucinations?

KirkIsAwesome: ...oh


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1701Trekkin: ...

ImmortalRed: ...

KirkIsAwesome: ...

KirkIsAwesome: NOPE.

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KirkIsAwesome: uhh

KirkIsAwesome: I know I'm not really one to talk, but...

KirkIsAwesome: Scotty, could you, uh... put a shirt on?

ImmortalRed: er. Mine was slightly charred, and I have to finish rewiring these circuits...

KirkIsAwesome: Wait, how was your shirt charred?

1701Trekkin: :3 *smug*

ImmortalRed: ^^^ That's how.

KirkIsAwesome: oh for the love of... Can you two just, not? Just during the day? Gamma shift is different, pretty much all bets are off.

ImmortalRed: I'll do my best.

1701Trekkin: no promises. ;P


1701Trekkin: wat

KirkIsAwesome: No, I'm serious!

1701Trekkin: you think they're actually together.

KirkIsAwesome: no, I think they've got a thing for each other.

1701Trekkin: dude that's so dumb

KirkIsAwesome: what? You don't see it?

1701Trekkin: what is there to see? They're friends.

KirkIsAwesome: or are they MORE THAN friends...?

1701Trekkin: I have access to all the security cameras. Trust me, I'd know if there was something going on.

KirkIsAwesome: oh...

KirkIsAwesome: wait

KirkIsAwesome: ALL the security cameras?!

1701Trekkin: Yeah.

1701Trekkin: ...I'm not impressed.


DominaeLinguaris: I don't particularly want to join in this general chaos but I feel like I'm missing things.

Hypo_Man: Nothin but a few bad jokes.

RussiaFTW: and terrible realizations

KirkIsAwesome: ...

KirkIsAwesome: PPPPEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIISSSS!

Hypo_Man: ...And that.


KirkIsAwesome: ARE SCOTTY AND THE ENTERPRISE SERIOUSLY A THING

Hypo_Man: I'd assume so.

FencingMaster5: yes. Yes they are.

KirkIsAwesome: AND THEY'VE DONE THE FRICKLE FRACKLE

Hypo_Man: probably not in those terms, but yes.

FencingMaster5: How do you know?

Hypo_Man: I had to chase them out of Sickbay.

KirkIsAwesome: THEY FRICKLE FRACKLED IN SICKBAY?!

Hypo_Man: No, but they wanted to.

KirkIsAwesome: DEAR GOD

KirkIsAwesome: wait Bones have you and Spock done the frickle frackle?

Hypo_Man: !?

Hypo_Man: No!

KirkIsAwesome: Sulu have you and Chekov

FencingMaster5: oh myyy

FencingMaster5: that's an interesting question

KirkIsAwesome: YOU DID DIDN'T YOU

KirkIsAwesome: OMG THE STARSHIP OWES ME MONEY XD

FencingMaster5: Wait a minute. Do you count... experimentation... back at the academy?

KirkIsAwesome: uhh

KirkIsAwesome: well technically it counts... So yes.


KirkIsAwesome: dum badadadum badadadum badadadaa badadadum badadadum badadadum dadada

1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEE OOOOOO

KirkIsAwesome: badadadadum badadadum

1701Trekkin: WEEEEoooo OOOOOOO

KirkIsAwesome: badadada dadada da da da

1701Trekkin: DOOOO WEEE OOOO dooo, dooodooooo

KirkIsAwesome: ooo oooo, o oooo

1701Trekkin:OOO ooooo ooo

1701Trekkin: doooo WEEE OOOOO

1701Trekkin: Baa daaa DAAA Dadadaaaaa

KirkIsAwesome: dum dadadum

1701Trekkim: Daaa Daaaa dadada dum DAAAAA DADADA dum da daaaaaaaaa

KirkIsAwesome: wwweeeee

1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEEE oooo

KirkIsAwesome: dadadadum dadadadum dadada

1701Trekkin: dooo WEEEEE ooooo

KirkIsAwesome: dadadadum dadadadum dadada

1701Trekkim: dooo WEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO


ImmortalRed: help

KirkIsAwesome: what?

ImmotalRed: Chekov let a bunch of snails loose in mine and the Enterprise's quarters and I have no idea where they are

Hypo_Man: hooo boy

Hypo_Man: Become the mighty snail hunter

Hypo_Man: use that sword we all know you have

KirkIsAwesome: uhh o.O

Hypo_Man: DAMMIT JIM STOP IT

ImmortalRed: ...

Hypo_Man: SCOTTY GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN YELL AT JIM BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY DIDNT GET THAT AND YOU DON'T WANT TO

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Hypo_Man: JIM STOP SEXUALIZING EVERYTHING I SWEAR YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A TEENAGER

KirkIsAwesome: sorry.

Hypo_Man: REALLY THOUGH STOP READING INNUENDO INTO EVERYTHING IT IS EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS

Hypo_Man: NEXT TIME YOU WILL GET AN UNSCHEDULED PHYSICAL

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ImmortalRed: is it safe...?

Hypo_Man: :(

KirkIsAwesome: the bombardment is over, I think I better prepare for the nuclear winter

ImmortalRed: yikes

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1701Trekkin: Snails? What were you guys talking about?

KirkIsAwesome: Scotty's sword

1701Trekkin: what! Without me?!

ImmortalRed: O.O

Hypo_Man: she's as bad as you are. X(


KirkIsAwesome: YEEAAHH! Shore leave! Imma get laid tonight!

1701Trekkin: whoop de freakin doo.

1701Trekkin: aren't you paying enough child support already?

KirkIsAwesome: don't matter, imma get some because SHORE LEAVE!

ImmortalRed: I don't need shore leave to get some.

1701Trekkin: ;P

KirkIsAwesome: SHORE LEAVE

KirkIsAwesome: I CAN GET AWAY FROM YOU TWO


RussiaFTW: why are the engines acting weird

FencingMaster5: I don't know, but I can't fix our course.

1701Trekkin: er... sorry. My engines are being weird...

ImmortalRed: engines waht

ImmortalRed: what

1701Trekkin: dear god he just tripped over his own feet running into engineering.

KirkIsAwesome: supernatural is on in rec room 4

1701Trekkin: destiel waht

1701Trekkin: what

KirkIsAwesome: how do you trip while transporting


1701Trekkin: vacation is actually nice

1701Trekkin: but... It's weird being anywhere other than in space...

KirkIsAwesome: well, you didn't have to bring the ENTIRE SHIP down with you!

ImmortalRed: do you know how ridiculous it is to hide a starship on the bottom of the bloody ocean? You'll be beaming sand out of uncomfortable places for DAYS

KirkIsAwesome: WEEKS

1701Trekkin: UGH I CAN FEEL IT CREEPING IN ALREADY