Author's Note: Hello everyone. This is my first fanfiction, a sort-of crossover between Kung Fu Panda and Skunk Fu. I am very surprised that more people haven't made crossovers between these two works considering how obviously similar they are. I presume that is due to how obscure and (admittedly) mediocre Skunk Fu is, but it's kind of a guilty pleasure of mine and I felt that this is a crossover that still deserved to happen.

I also feel that there aren't enough fanfics featuring the Wu Sisters, so I'm hoping to hit two birds with one stone here. If you're wondering where this is supposed to fit into the KFP timeline, I would place it a year or two after the "Secrets of the Masters" special. Just know that it's well before the first movie.

Anyway, on with the story.

Chapter 1: The Messenger

Far on the outskirts of China lied the active Hubei Volcano. Few dared to go anywhere near the volcano, not just because it was a fiery deathtrap, but because it also housed the fortress of some of China's most dangerous criminals, a trio of clouded leopards known as the Wu Sisters. It was within this fortress that these three now sat around a stone table, contemplating their recent string of bad luck.

For many years, the Wu Sisters had been infamous for their exceptional kung fu skills and deadly coordination. They had built a solid reputation as the most feared and notorious villains who ever terrorized China.

Then they got their tails handed to them by three upstart street fighters.

It didn't take them very long to once again escape from prison, but the damage to their reputation was enormous. Even worse is that they were indirectly responsible for getting a large number of other criminals arrested, causing many to joke that they had ended up doing more good than harm for the Imperial Army. With their dream of conquering China crushed and not a single job offer for mercenary work, they had been forced to make a living for themselves through far less dignified means.

"Robbing caravans, breaking into houses, kidnapping children for ransom like petty bandits? This is pathetic!" growled Wing Wu, the middle sister.

Wing was known for her short temper and violent outbursts. It was rumored that the mask she wore over her mouth was a way to keep her from giving in to her primal urge to bite people in the throat. Despite this, she remained level-headed enough to complete a job efficiently.

"Don't be so negative, Wing. Cheer up, it could be worse," said Wan Wu, the youngest sister.

Wan was gifted with a bizarre tendency to see absolutely everything in a positive and cheerful light, which was especially odd considering the nature of their work. She saw it as her duty to keep her sisters in a good mood at all times. This was, of course, easier said than done.

Wing glared at her. "Please don't say that."

"It's true! I mean we still have each other, right? It's not all bad."

Watching this conversation was Su Wu, the eldest sister. She was instantly identifiable by her eyes: one gold, one blue, and both icy cold. Su was the most ruthless of the group, taking great pleasure in carrying out their contracts with the efficiency of a true professional.

She had to admit that Wan had a point. Despite their general lack of regard for most people or even their own country, the Wu Sisters would go to hell and back for each other. When they were only cubs, they had made a vow to always stick together and they had yet to break it. Their signature attack, which they dubbed the "Wu Vortex", was based around that concept.

"I guess you're right," Su admitted, taking a sip from a cup of green tea she had brewed for herself. Not hearing a response, she looked back up to see Wan staring off into space, clearly distracted by something.

"What's wrong?"

Wan pointed across the room, causing Su to lift an eyebrow at the sight before her. It wasn't long until Wing took notice as well and decided to ask what they were all thinking.

"Why is there a naked monkey in our fortress?"

Indeed, standing just under the stone leopard head that marked the entrance to the fortress, was a small, black monkey wearing nothing but his own fur coat. The monkey was propped up against the wall catching his breath, probably from the exhausting journey up the volcano. After a few seconds, the monkey straightened up and walked over to the stunned Wu Sisters.

"Who the heck are you supposed to be?" Wing asked, unsheathing her claws. In response, the monkey began a stream of nonstop chattering noises that didn't sound remotely like actual words. Su sighed and looked back at her tea. "Just ignore him and I'm sure he'll go away."

He didn't.

It only took about eight more seconds of chattering before Wing lost what little patience she had and grabbed him by the throat. "What do you want?!"she snarled at him.

The monkey gave a nervous gulp and held out a small scroll that they only just noticed he was carrying. Su grabbed it out of his trembling hand and opened it up. "We're being hired for an assassination." She said with a slight smile.

Wan gave a much bigger one. "You see? What did I tell you? That's the power of positive thinking!"

Su looked over the rest of the scroll and read the contents out loud:

Greetings, Wu Sisters.

My name is Dragon. I am the ruler of a region known simply as Dragon's Mountain. I have long been at war with my neighboring region known as The Valley. Unfortunately, my attempts to defeat the Valley-dwellers have all ended in failure, thanks to my incompetent army of Ninja Monkeys, one of which has delivered this message. I have long lost hope that they will ever be able to do anything right, so I have decided to seek outside help. I have heard much about your prowess and believe that you three will be able to succeed where my own minions have failed. I want the Valley's leader dead and am willing to pay you a large sum in return. If you accept this mission, my messenger will lead you back to my mountain and I will give you the details.

There was a short moment of silence as the trio let the contents of the message sink in.

"Is he talking about The Valley of Peace?" Wan asked. "Because there's no way I'm going up against Grand Master Oogway. We're not that desperate."

"I don't think so," Su replied. "I've never heard of this "Dragon's Mountain" and the message says it's right next to it."

"I can't believe there's an entire army of these guys," Wing said, gesturing to the monkey still grasped in her paw. "Small wonder why they're on the losing side."

Su took another sip of tea, considering their options. Honestly, it wasn't a hard decision. "We have finally been given an opportunity, sisters. It would be foolish to turn it down, even if the mission is a bit…strange."

"Understatement of the dynasty right there," Wing said, finally dropping her captive to the ground. As the monkey slowly stood back up, Su looked down at him with an evil grin.

"We accept. Lead the way."