MPK: Know what's funny? I googled a line from this episode by accident, and found like 7 stories that literally were the episodes word for word. Jeez, at least I take the time to write them out and mix up the script a little. Still, I can't call them cosigners can I? XD That be hypocritical. But just to be safe...

Disclaimer: I still don't own OHSHC. Only Jay and other OCs mentioned. Bisco Hatori, congrats that OHSHC recently turned 10 years old.

EPIC BEGINNING THEME MUSIC

Sunday, at the Hitachiin Estate...

"Can you move just a little bit to the left?"

"Like this?"

"Yeah, now just tilt your head to the right a bit. That's it."

FLASH!

"Okay now stand up and put your arms above head. Mmm, there we go. Just how I wanted it..."

"You know, you sound like a pervert right now." Jay says.

FLASH!

Kaoru snaps another picture with his camera, "What do you mean? No I don't, I'm just trying to get you in right position..."

"See? Everything you say sounds dirty."

"No it doesn't...now bend over..."

"Oh heck no! That's it! I'm taking five!"

"Okay, I said that one on purpose." Kaoru admits while cleaning the lens of his camera, "But you don't have a right to call a time out. Did you forget that this was punishment?"

Jay walks away from the door back to her place by the green screen, "I get it! I get it! I lost the challenge so this private photo shoot is my punishment game. Even so, it's just so embarrassing to be doing something like this! Especially in front of a perverted ginger twin! And I'm wearing clothes from one of the Hitachiin Creations' line again! In the time that has past in the last two days, I've done so many things that my stepmom wouldn't approve of, I would be 12 not 6 feet under."

"Don't say that. Even if you're stepmom did find out, I'm pretty sure she would be so harsh on you..."

"You don't know her like I do."

"Well, I guess I don't. Maybe I should get to know her though, I mean she is going to be my stepmom sooner or later..."

FLASH!

Jay shot him a surprised look that Kaoru just had to capture on camera, "Haha! I knew your reaction would be good on that one!"

"Uhh! Would you hurry up and finish these shots so I can kick your azz for saying that!?" Jay shouts, "I refuse to mess up this pretty dress!"

"Hey, you don't have to kick me. I'm sorry my teasing went a little too far...I haven't even proposed yet..."

"KAORU!"

FLASH!

Kaoru busted out laughing, "You're actually a natural at this, Ciara! Now hold one side of your hair back with both hands." He instructed, "See? You really should see how natural this looks, it's amazing! Now all you have to learn to do is...smile..." Kaoru trailed off. His eyes were scanning Jay through the camera and he had gone speechless.

"Would you hurry up and take the picture?" Jay asks. Jay's face clearly showed how embarrassed she was. Even though Jay was glaring at him and her lips were quivering, she had a large blush that ran across her face. "Oi, is there something wrong?"

"Ciara..." Kaoru couldn't help but mutter just gazing at her through the viewfinder.

"Could it be...you're still thinking about what happened yesterday?" Jay asked him slowly. Kaoru blinked.

FLASH!

"Um...well sort of." Kaoru says, finally putting the camera down from his face.

Jay scowled, "Look, if you're somehow pitying me..."

"That's not it."

"Then what is?"

"It's just...yesterday," Kaoru began, "I got to see a whole different side of you, Ciara. I got to see you make expressions I'd never thought you'd make. To think that you when you were so scared, that you actually jumped into my arms and even cried. I was really surprised to see you act that way."

'I could say the same thing about you couldn't I?' She thought.

"It made me happy, that you where able to trust me." A silence creep over them.

"Well aren't you a very observatory and honest person?" Jay suddenly deadpans, "In a way, that's a good thing, but it's also kind of weird."

"Well we're all weird in some way right?" Jay didn't answer him, "What? I can't be happy because you and I are growing closer?"

Jay blushed and stuttered, "N-No we're not. We just w-went out for a few hours together, t-that's all. I-It's only natural to find out more a-about a person the longer you spend time with them..."

"Whoa Ciara, don't go making it sound like we're dating!" Kaoru say mockingly.

"Tch!" Jay makes a noise, "As if! I said we went out, not that we're dating!"

"Either way you just did, didn't you?" Jay glares at him.

"You're impossible." Jay crossed her arms. Kaoru walked over to her camera still hand.

"But you aren't, I'm starting to realize it." He says Jay looking at him confusingly. He hugs her to his chest, "And it's definitely a good thing. It means there's chance."

"What chance?"

"There's chance that I can one day break down the walls, that you still try desperately to keep up around your heart..." Jay turned red, Kaoru smirked.

FLASH!

Kaoru showed her the picture, "...Even when someone is still furiously trying to knock them down."

"Kaoru!" Hikaru suddenly came in like a wrecking ball, "I've been looking everywhere for~" The doors made a loud boom as they opened. Hikaru gazed at the sight in front of him.

"H-Hikaru! It's not what it looks like!" Jay shouted. Hikaru looked confused, but that quickly replaced with an all-knowing-like grin.

"Well well well. What do we have here?" Hikaru asked shutting the door behind himself. "I was only looking for my brother. Who knew I'd find him in the studio, getting dangerously close to one of the female members of the host club."

"That's not how it is Hikaru. I was just taking some close ups of Jay." Kaoru says switching back to calling Ciara, Jay.

"For the photo shoot punishment?" Kaoru nodded, "Mmh hmph. Yeah okay. Looked like there was a little bit more going on to me." Hikaru told us walking closer.

Jay looked up at Kaoru, "You talked about this with him?"

Kaoru sweatdropped, "Well..."

"Of course he did! I'm his twin brother after all!" Hikaru answers for him, "I would say that we tell each other everything, but it seems like we don't. He never mentioned that he had a little crush on Casper Jay-chan."

"W-What!? No I don't Hikaru! Stop assuming things!" Kaoru claimed blushing profusely unintentionally. For some reason, Jay seemed to grow sad at his words.

Hikaru didn't know whether to smirk or frown at his twin's reaction. "Are you kidding me? It's written all over you face right now."

Kaoru put the camera down on the nearby table, "No it's not shut up!"

Hikaru stabled himself after being pushed back by his twin brother. "Really, it's hilarious!"

"Hikaru I said cut it out!" Kaoru shouted tackling Hikaru by the waist. He fought to stay upright, wrestling with his brother.

"Oh would you stop it? You're only making yourself look more guilty. There's nothing wrong with having a crush! Although since it's a crush on a host club member, who's hiding her gender, who's Honey-senpai's daughter and who's also the boss' step daughter, I think the boss will definitely have something to say about this." Hikaru told him. Kaoru sat in Tamaki's signature corner. Jay sweatdropped. "But I mean if the feeling is mutual, then they say that love can conquer anything..." Hikaru turned his gaze to Jay, "...Don't tell me you actually like him?"

"Hey! What's that suppose to mean!?" Kaoru jumped up. Hikaru looked in the other direction innocently, "Don't play dumb! I heard you!"

"What? I just can't imagine you with anybody else but me Kaoru!" Hikaru says innocently hugging him, "Let alone imagine you two as a dating couple, you're polar opposites."

"What!? Oh come on? I don't like Kaoru! Are you serious!?" Jay started to laugh. "Who'd even want to date a ginger haired twink like you guys?" Suddenly the twins' faces grew stiff. "Besides, you two have each other!" They looked at her seriously.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" The twins' asked in unison. Jay stopped laughing when she finally noticed the twins' change in expression. She stayed silent at their question, intimidated by their sudden solemn attitudes.

"Did you just call us, twinks?" Kaoru asked with a look of disgust. "Do you even know what a twink is?"

"Uh...yes?" Jay hesitated. They waited for an explanation, "They're like m-male teens that like..." Jay trailed off at their deadly expressions.

Hikaru face grew dark, "Well then, it looks like we're going to have to teach you a quick vocabulary lesson."

"Whet?" The twins' grabbed Jay's arms painfully. "Ouch! Hey! What are ya doin~ah!?" They threw Jay on the luxurious black and white lounge chair across the room. To make sure she stayed pinned down, Kaoru held her shoulders with an arm, while Hikaru held her ankles. "Come on guys! Why so serious?"

With a somber expression, Kaoru pulled his cell out of his pocket. He put up to his ear, "Siri, define what a twink is."

The phone was quick to answer back, "A twink. A slang term used to describe used to describe young men in their late teens to early twenties..."

Jay sweatdropped, "See? You guys fit that~"

Kaoru moved the phone closer as it still talked, "...someone who looks interesting or physically attractive, but inside has little value. The term twink has been recorded in use since 1963, and may be derived from an older British gay slang term twank..."

"Uh guys~!" Kaoru pushed it closer.

"...meaning "The quarry of a homosexual prostitute (male); a man willing and ready to become any dominant man's partner. A physically fit gay male." Kaoru cut the phone off.

"The more you know." Kaoru muttered angrily. (MPK: Dun Dun Dun DAHHHHH! *Me taking the L*)

"Damn...How detailed...and insulting..."

"Right?" Hikaru muttered at Jay's feet. "Now you're informed?"

"Guys, come on. It's me, Jay! Gimme a break! You didn't have to take it that far!"

"Should we take it further?" Hikaru asked.

"Depends if she understood or not." Kaoru answered.

"Can't you take a joke guys?!"

"We're not laughing Jay." They spoke in unison again.

"Okay okay, I admit I was wrong! I used an outta context term! I'm sorry!"

"It's not that simple Jay." Kaoru gripped both of Jay's shoulders, dragging her closer to him.

Hikaru moved up and leaned over her, "Out of all the adjectives in the world to describe us, you pick one of the most indecent."

"What do you take us for?!" Kaoru raised his voice. "Saying that we have little value, basically calling us gay. That's what you initially mean't by using the word right?" Kaoru tugged on a lock of Jay's hair, making her whimper. "That's not something we can easily forgive Jay!"

Jay teared up slightly becoming afraid, "But I~!"

Kaoru tugged on her hair so that she would have to look him in the eye, "You knew what you were doing."

Hikaru tugged on her chin so that she would have to look him in the eye, "You knew what you were saying."

"And if you hadn't noticed, we're quite insulted." They ended their rant in unison. Jay didn't have the courage to say anything else.

"I say you should be punished, for saying something so indecent." Hikaru said pulling on the dress Jay wore.

"Want us to show you how straight we are?" Kaoru asked teasingly in her ears.

RING! RING!

Kaoru's phone rang before things could progress any further. Kaoru begrudgingly let go of Jay's shoulders and sat himself further away before answering it. "Hello?"

Jay took the opportunity to slap Hikaru in the face so that she could remove herself from under him and sit up. Of course, Hikaru didn't take that too well. "Hey! Why you~" Before Hikaru could touch Jay, Kaoru grabbed him by his ear. "Ow! Kaoru! What the~"

"Yes my brother's with me." Kaoru says ignoring him as he pulls him closer. "Listen." Hikaru put his ear near the phone. Jay got up from the chair and took the chance to try and leave.

"You want us to pick up Jay? And Haruhi? Not a problem." Hikaru said making Jay halt as she opened the door. "We understand. We're on our way."

Jay raised an eyebrow, "Did I hear you mention Haruhi and I just now?"

Once the twins get off the phone, they let out sighs and stare at each other. But when they turn to Jay, their glaring expressions change into ones of dangerous mischief, which in their case is always a bad sign.

Jay facepalmed, "Oh god. What more do I have to stay and endure today?"

The twins gripped her arms from either side, "Handcuff tie?"

"Definitely handcuff tie." Their mischievous grins turn evil. They pull rope out of nowhere and seem to glare down at Jay. She seemed to shrink underneath their overpowering forms.

"Dear lord help me..."

A few minutes later...

"Mm...Mmmm, mh mmm mh."

"Would you cut it out already? No one understands what you are saying." Hikaru says boredly on from the left side.

"Don't worry Jay, you won't be this way for long. We just have to make a pit stop and get Haruhi first." Kaoru tells her from Jay's right side.

Jay struggled in her bonds. She was sitting in between the two boys on the leather couch of their limousine. She was annoyed. Not only because her hands were in a neatly, almost professionally crafted handcuff tie, but she had duck tape over her mouth preventing her from speaking, or rather yelling at them because that's what she would have done if could do so. Not to mention she was blindfolded as well. All Jay could was listen to the twins' breathing when they were quiet and their banter when they talked.

"Ne, Hikaru was it really necessary to duck tape her mouth? Or just to tie her up either?" Kaoru started to contemplate, "I bet if we had just told her where we were going she would have just come with us willingly."

"Yes Kaoru. Remember what the boss said? She's not allowed to see the way to the secret location. Also if she wasn't, she would just escape, you know how Jay is. This is her punishment since we couldn't carry it out earlier." Hikaru says, leaning against Jay's shoulder as she squirmed.

"I think that's because MPK-chan wouldn't let things go any further with her OC, don't you think?" Kaoru asked breaking the 4th wall yet again.

"Yeah Yeah Yeah, whatevs." Hikaru muttered, "But come on, not doing it, that's just taking the fun out this. Didn't you enjoy the slightest thrill you got from thrashing with her on the ground, tying her up and blindfolding her?"

Jay stop squirming, "Mh hm hmph?"

"Haha, I think she said wtf just now." Kaoru snickered, "Yeah you're right. That slight bit of sexual stimulation did somewhat arouse me."

"Daro? Right?" Hikaru smirked, "I could get aroused by just looking at her. A young female teenage girl tied up and blind to her senses except for touch and sound. The thought is invigorating." Hikaru whispered in her left ear, letting a finger slide across her thigh. Jay squirmed more violently between them.

"I bet you're thinking about even more indecent things right now, aren't you? Jay, you naughty girl." Kaoru whispered in her right ear, tracing her other thigh. Jay used her right knee to jab him in the abdomen. Kaoru winced at the pain.

"Whoops sorry Kaoru, I forgot to tie her legs together. See what happens when you try to give a captive freedom? Tsk, tsk." Hikaru clicked his tongue while Jay tried to jab him in the abdomen but missed. Kaoru held his stomach with one arm and held Jay back in the seat with the other as Hikaru got down on the floor of the moving vehicle, wrapping rope around her knees and tying her ankles together as well. "There, that should hold you. Now you're completely at our mercy." Jay murmured some more. Hikaru got back in his place, "Oh would you relax? We're only teasing you. The minutes are only gonna go by painfully the longer you try to fight. Let us just call it payback for calling us twinks."

"Mr. Hitachiin, we've arrived at your requested location." Hikaru rolled down the window. He looked out and scanned the area of the front gates of Ouran Academy. It didn't take him long to spot in the distance, the brown haired honor student they were looking for.

"Right on time. Gotcha." Hikaru muttered getting up again, this time getting out of the limo. The driver had open his door for him. "I'm going to go grab her real quick." He ran toward the entrance.

As soon as he left, Kaoru pulled the duck tape off of Jay. She winced from the pain and gasped for air. "You know, I understand that you made a mistake earlier and you apologized, so I forgive you. Hikaru however, is probably going to stay mad at you for a little a while. He's always been one to hold a grudge, so if I don't talk to you for a while, just know it's Hikaru's doing." Jay turned her body to face the ginger. "So, how does it feel to breathe again?"

"I'm going to murder you both."

"Yup, bet it feels pretty damn good." Kaoru laid back in the seat. "But don't get too cocky, or I'll retape your lips Missy."

"Tch!" Jay scoffed angrily. "Honestly, how did you tie me this well? I've gotten out of ropes before but this one is way too secure. I can't feel one inch of room."

"The same place where you found out what twinks are." Kaoru said with a sarcastic smirk, "Google."

"You think you're so funny don't you?"

"But it's true. But we learned how to tie knots like this awhile ago. I guess that makes us two knotty boys who know the ropes? Eh?" Jay gained an anime vein mark at his bad pun. Just then, Hikaru returned to the limo. He threw Haruhi in first on the other side of the limo before plopping in next to her.

Haruhi quickly stared at her surroundings, "Kaoru? And Jay?!"

"Haruhi?!"

"Alright! Drive, Drive, Drive!" Hikaru grabbed something from under the seat. "We're going to be late!" The driver sped off in the opposite direction of which they came. Hikaru blindfolded Haruhi, but didn't bother to tie her. He knew she'd be still, unlike Jay. The two girls talked while blindfolded across from each other as the twins just watched them amusingly, not giving up the secret identity of their next location.

EPISODE TITLE: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE B~POOL!

"I don't wanna be here." Jay muttered in the fettle position.

"Neither do I. I had laundry to do when I got home today..." Haruhi muttered, "Wait a minute? Am I dreaming? Are we dreaming? The last thing I remember going home from a tutoring session at school. Where are we anyway? We're still in Japan, right? And Japan is not really known for its tropical locals..."

"That's not what I'm worried about!" Jay shouted interrupting Haruhi's monologue, "Earlier I made a mistake with my language around the twins. Now Hikaru won't talk to me, and if he won't Kaoru can't either! I feel so lonely!"

"Jay, there are other people here to talk to. Why don't you try talking to someone else?"

"Ain't nobody want to talk to a geek with no followers." An arrow shot down and stabbed Kyoya in the chest where he was sitting. "Or a melodramatic pedophile." An arrow stabbed Tamaki in the chest. "I mean come on, even Takashi and Mitsukuni are in their own little worlds." The two girls looked at Honey and Mori playing in the lazy river. Well, Honey was playing, Mori was standing still in the water, watching him play. "See? Man, when it comes down to it, the Hitachiin twins are the only ones I can relate to..."

"You can relate to me, we're in the same situation kind of. You're talking to me right now aren't you? What do you want me to do?" Haruhi asked.

"Nothing. 'Cause you're no fun." Haruhi seemed to turn to stone.

"Okay! That's enough insulting us Jay!" Tamaki scolded as he walked over, "We invite you to a nice little resort getaway and this is how you treat us!? Be nicer!"

"I feel so unloved." Jay said tearing up. Tamaki's attitude immediately did a 180.

"Awwww Jay! Don't cry!" Feeling sad, lonely and defiant, Jay bursts into tears. "WHAAH! JAY! NOOO!"

"Tamaki-senpai, Jay's just being over dramatic. Like you sometimes. You don't have to treat her like a child~"

"Do you feel better now, sweetie?" Tamaki asked Jay. He had picked her up and Jay was holding to his back.

Jay leaned on his back pouting, "A little, but Tamaki! Let me ride you! Onegai!*" (Please!)

"What!?" Tamaki blushed.

"She probably means a piggyback ride Senpai." Tamaki had a question mark over his head. Haruhi sighed and explained, "You know. It's when you get down on all fours and someone rides you."

"Yeah it'll make me feel better! Please let me ride you Tama-chan!" Jay whined, eyes trembling slightly as she begged. At this, Tamaki's eyes gained hearts in them.

"Aww! Well, I guess it couldn't hurt." Tamaki let her down and let his hands and knees touch the large tile floor. "Go on, ride me!" Jay's lit up and she jumped on his back.

"Yay! Tama-chan ride!" Tamaki moved around while Jay rode him, "Woohoo!"

Haruhi facepalmed, "Jeez, what children."

"Oh no, none of that sounded sexual at all. I swear that boy has no dignity left..." Kyoya said after taking a sip of his drink.

Haruhi frowned, "Shut up Kyoya-senpai." (MPK: And then the clouds opened up and God said, they hate you Kyoya... *Me taking the L again*)

"Nice one Haruhi!" Jay said while still riding Tamaki...haha!

"Um, where was the exit, again?" Haruhi asked, "Personally I think this is pointless and a waste of time, so can I go home now?"

"Oh now you want something from me." Once Kyoya recovered from yet again a devastating remark, he sipped his drink again and spoke. "Try to make the most of this down time and just relax. We're so worried about keeping our good looks day and night. We deserve a little vacation." Kyoya gestured at area, "This place is a brand new theme park that my family, the Otori group runs. It's called the Tropical Aqua Garden."

"I don't understand. I thought the Otori group ran hospitals and that they're focused on the medical business, Kyoya-senpai." Haruhi told him.

"Yes, but my family likes to diversify and try different things. Besides this place could be classified as a healing facility. It's therapeutic." Kyoya insisted, "Think of all the people who are overworked and would just love a vacation in the south tropics. However, they may not be able to get the time off or they may not be able to afford it. Those people can now seek refuge here at this theme park and reduce their stress levels. The Otori group's primary concern has always been for the good health and well-being of the general public." Kyoya sparkled.

'Sounds suspicious to me.' Haruhi thought.

"So hold on!" Jay stopped Tamaki and prompted his to stand up. He walked over with her still on his back. "You're sayin' that people can come to this place for free?"

"I never said anything like that."

"You said it was for people that may not be able to afford it."

"Yes but, I never said it would be a free of charge experience." Kyoya tells them smiling, "There will be a charge. Their work insurance may be able to cover some of the cost, but they'll have to pay whatever they can't cover out of pocket." The 3 grimaced at his explanation and 7 more puppies died. "The park doesn't officially open until next month, but the host club was given a special advance invitation."

"It is quite a relaxing retreat." Tamaki said looking up at the vegetation, "Being able to bask in the beauty of tropical birds. Aren't they breathtaking? I wonder what they're called." Jay readjusted her around his neck so she could look up. "We don't have to worry about keeping all of our guests entertained for once. It's truly like a holiday for handsome young soldiers. I guess that's what you call it."

"Haru-channnnnn!" Honey says jumping on her back, "Wanna share some coconut juice with me?"

"Uh?" Haruhi mumbled.

"Hold on." Before she could answer Honey jumped over to Tamaki and Jay. "Jay-chan, why are you on Tama-chan's back?"

"Tamaki gave me a ride!" Jay shouted triumphantly.

"I was only try to calm her down..." Honey glared at him.

"That's my job! I'm her daddy!" Tamaki cringed at the Lolita's powerful glare. He prompted her to climb off of him. "Jay-chan! They serve mango cake here! Are you gonna try a piece?!"

"Sure Mitsukuni-senpai." Jay smiled at him making him smile.

"Okay! Haruhi! Let's try the coconut juice later 'kay! Haha!" Honey ran off with a cheesy smile.

"Rambunctious soul isn't he?" Jay said standing next to Haruhi. She nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, very exuberant."

"Oh, don't go using that honor student bull crap with me young lady."

Haruhi mildly chuckled, "But aren't you a dean student?"

"Pish posh. But touche." Haruhi stopped chuckling. Jay followed her eye sight to see she was staring at Mori. Mori blushed when he noticed she had turned around and looked the other direction. "Eh? Takashi blushed! No way! I gotta call him out on it!"

Haruhi held her back, "No. Don't disturb him with something so trivial!"

"Yo!" The twins' ran in the direction of the two girls, "Haruhi, you wanna go check out the water slide?"

"Hey? Aren't you going to ask me to?" Jay asked. Kaoru hesitated to answer.

"Uh..." He looked at his brother for his response.

"I'm sorry, but we weren't speaking to you. I don't think you've changed your name to Haruhi did you?" Hikaru spat. Jay took a turn in Tamaki's corner of woe.

Kaoru sweatdropped, "Oh boy...Wait. Hang on, what's the deal with that pullover you're wearing? Jay you two? Explain yourselves!"

"Oh, this thing?" Haruhi gestured to yellow jacket over her swimsuit.

Jay pulled her hood off, "Yeah, you see, after you guys threw us into the women's changing room, and left us with those savage maids of yours in order to get us to wear a swimsuit..."

FLASHBACK

Inside the changing room...

"Hold on a sec! Stop pulling on me!" Jay said as the maid pulled off her clothes.

"Hey, stop that! What are you doing?!" Haruhi yelled at the maid trying to undress her.

"But Miss Jay, Miss Fujioka! We've been asked to help you choose a swimsuit!" Maid 1 shouted.

"We brought all of the twins' mother's latest designs for you to choose from! Just pick whichever one you want. Please don't fight us!" Maid 2 begs.

"No way! I will not reduce myself to Hitachiin model trash again today! Try out your designs on a model who not only is a REAL model, but also isn't from your RIVAL's company!" Jay hollered.

Haruhi had her companion's determination, "Yeah! You'll get me to wear a swimsuit? Over my dead body!"

A few moments later...

Haruhi frowned struggling to fix her pink swim cap, "Well, I do kinda feel dead...inside."

"Same." Jay couldn't take that Haruhi was still fixing her swim cap and tugged on it, letting go quickly so that it would snap back into place. This produced an "Ow!" from Haruhi. Jay tugged her tankini slightly. "Ne, why did they make you wear a bathing suit, but give me a tankini?"

"They said they put on us what they thought would best complement our bodies."

"Bull crap." Jay crossed her arms. Suddenly Tamaki came from around the corner as the exited the changing room. "Yo! Tamaki!"

"Senpai? What are you doing here?" Tamaki stared at them for a moment before pulling out two cover ups from behind his back. His face was completely red.

Tamaki turned away, "Just hurry up and put them on. Proper young women should not show that much skin until after they're married."

FLASHBACK END

"And that is where babies come from." The twins' stare not amused at Jay using a light joke for the punchline.

"Uh Yeah, so bottom line is you guys aren't going to swim?" Hikaru asked finishing off the banana he was eating during the flashback.

"You guys at least know how to swim, don't you?" Kaoru asked after boredly.

"We can swim just as good as anyone else." Haruhi vouched for the both of them, "But personally, this isn't my idea of fun. I'm not that big on water parks. We're just gonna spend all day goofing off. Honestly I'd rather be at home. I don't understand what's great about this place, anyway. I mean all you really need to play in the water is a plastic pool."

"I wouldn't go that far Haruhi." Jay tells her, "Everything up to I'd rather be at home, applies to me."

"A plastic pool? What's that?" The twins' asked. The girls looked at them.

"You don't know?" Jay deadpanned.

Haruhi began to explain, "Let's see...I guess they're about this big, round, and to use it, you have to pump it full of air."

"You dunce." Hikaru replies first.

"That's an inflatable boat, dummy." Kaoru relies second, "There's no way something that small could be used as a pool."

"No no no. Guys, you got it all wrong." Jay tried to correct them, "It's a small pool. Haven't you ever seen little kids playing in one? Or is it normal for rich people to consider this a "commoner" thing to do for fun?" The twins' grimaced still confused.

Tamaki stood beside them and pulled them away from the two, "You idiots! If Haruhi and Jay thinks it's a pool, then it's a pool. Got it? Don't go embarrassing them! They can't help it if they're ignorant commoners!" Kaoru could help but muffle a snicker, knowing the truth.

"So, are we supposed to lie to them? Is that what you want Boss?" Hikaru asked him.

The girls couldn't help but overhear their group convo, and gained anime vein marks, "I can't help but feel like I should be offended by that comment." They muttered in unison.

"But Boss, why did you make Haruhi and Jay put on those yellow and green monstrosities?" Kaoru asked him.

"Good question. I thought for sure Tamaki would be all, "I wanna see Haruhi in a swimsuit!" and what not. Not making both she and Jay cover up like that." Hikaru told him.

"It was surprising." At that moment, the twins started coming up with reasons why Tamaki was quote "being selfish" unquote. The main two being that he was either a yandere, or a pervert. They went with the ladder, and started teasing him until Tamaki tried to explain himself.

"That's not it at all! I was just trying to protect their innocence as any father or guardian would. After all even if they're wearing swimsuits, it is not decent for proper ladies to walk around half naked in front of boys!" The twins frowned. Honey glared at Tamaki from the lazy river. His glare transported all the way to wear Tamaki was.

Tamaki cringed and squealed, "What!? Jay's not my daughter but Haruhi is! What was I suppose to say!?"

Honey made his way back over to the group. Thinking that Honey was coming for him, Tamaki jumped into the arms of the twins. But when Honey went right past them, the twins dropped Tamaki on the floor. "Haru-chan. Let's play! You wanna go swimming in the current pool with me?"

"Nah, I'm not gonna swim today. Hold on, you know how to swim. Do you still need that float?" Haruhi asks him. Honey shakes his head.

"Mm-mm. Just looks cuter this way, you know?" He admitted then started dancing around, "Prancing, prancing."

"You're right. Those bunnies are pretty cute..."

He stopped into front of Jay, "What about you Jay-chan? Wanna swim with me?"

"Actually yeah. I need to enjoy the water every now and then. Just give me a few minutes okay?" Honey nods excitedly then scurries away.

"He's so innocent." The twins cooed, the girls agreeing with them.

"No way! You got it all wrong!" Suddenly Renge shoots from the ground of the Aqua Garden in all her glory, on a rig. She was wearing a black two piece while holding a purple parasol, the bow she always wears never failing to appear as well. She also appeared to have a purple tattoo on her stomach, that no one could really make out.

"Renge!? How the heck did you get here?"

"Come on now. I think it's pretty obvious how. We all saw it." Kaoru says.

"Didn't you just witness her come up from the ground? Do better, Jay." Hikaru finished sarcastically. Jay glared at him.

"Listen up, boys!" Renge shouts getting down from the rig to join the group. "Obviously you need help understanding Haninozuka's hidden motives. Look!" She gestures over to the Lolita. He was playing near Mori in the lazy river. "Think about what he said to you earlier. "Just looks cuter this way, you know?" He's not being as sweet and innocent as you think!"

"I agree." Kyoya said finally putting down his green beverage. He pushed his glasses further up his nose, "Try putting a word, "I" at the beginning of that sentence." The group contemplated his words. They jumped in realization.

"HE PLANNED THAT!?" (MPK: Que the reaction shot.)

Renge smiled, "Mm-hm. That's Haninozuka for you. In the last episode, he felt threatened by another loli boy type, so he's taking steps to keep his rank. I should give him more credit. He's a lot smarter than I thought."

"So wait, he's jealous of Shiro-kun?"

"No way..."

"Honestly, what's up with him?"

"Could he really be that smart?"

Jay smiled, "Well whatever the case, it's pretty cute." The group looked at her, "What? Come on, you guys at least can't say that his new tactics aren't working. Can you?" They sighed in defeat.

Renge clung to Jay's arm, "Ah you're right Jay. The boy does deserve his spot. Cute and clever just works for him."

"Uh Renge, what's with the tattoo on your stomach?" She asked her.

Renge let go and spun around, "Oh, that? You don't recognize it? I'm cosplaying!"

"Oh really? As who?"

"La-La."

"La-La? Like the manga magazine?" Kaoru asked standing next to her.

"You know something about manga?" He gave her a small wink.

"Her petite and slender frame! Her blue eyes that light up young men's faces! Her singing voice! La!" Jay covered her ears as she shouted right next to her. "I am, Quon Kisaragi!" Renge declared triumphantly. While she posed continuously, Kaoru and Jay sweatdropped.

"Really, I had no idea..." Jay trailed off.

"She doesn't look anything like the real thing..." Kaoru whispered to her.

"I don't even know who Quon Kisaragi is..." Jay whispered back to him. "Must have never heard of her anime."

"Just google it later."

"Is google your answer to everything?!" Kaoru smiled cheekily at Jay. For some reason her heart skipped a beat.

"Renge. Are you going to stand here all day and watch Kaoru and Jay like that?" Haruhi asked her. The two looked over in their direction and sweatdropped again when they saw her silently staring at them from a small distance away.

"No," Renge shook off her slightly serious face. "Like I said once before, I don't mind Jay flirting with other boys outside of our relationship." Jay's eye twitched. "I actually enjoy watching them interact, it is kinda hot after all!" The whole host club sweatdropped. "But I must go. I promised a few friends that were coming into town today that I meet up with them so we could go to a convention later. I have more cosplay outfits I must get together!" She exclaimed triumphantly. "Until next time my shining prince!" She jumped back on the rig and disappeared underneath the floor boards again. The group gathered around the spot she disappeared in.

Hikaru poked it with a stick, "She's really gone. Just like that."

"It's almost as if she was never here..." Haruhi muttered. They all let out a sigh.

"WELP!" Jay suddenly shouted making them all jump, "I'm finally going to swim."

"Wait Jay. Hikaru and I have a proposition for you." Kaoru says grabbing her shoulder. "Or should I say, a challenge."

Jay ears perked up, "I'm listening..."

"I think it's time to get a little more payback for that little stunt you pulled with the fake gun a few episodes ago." Hikaru said as they both grinned wickedly.

"Hey! You two stop breaking the 4th wall dammit!" Tamaki shouted at the twins.

"But Renge did it just a moment ago and you didn't say anything then, so let it go!" The twins said in unison. Tamaki went to his corner.

The twins all ignored him and Hikaru continued, "The penalty, if you guys lose and you will, will be that you and Haruhi will have to take off those cover ups Tamaki made you wear and show us your swimsuits!" Tamaki began listening to the conversation.

"The challenge, if you choose to accept it is to not get hit in the face. If you do, you lose." Kaoru explained.

"Hit in the face? With what?" Haruhi asked just before Hikaru pulled out a large water gun from behind his back and blasted Tamaki as he got up from his corner.

"Ha gotcha." When Tamaki wiped his face with a towel, Hikaru snickered.

"It's another water gun fight silly." Kaoru smirked innocently, "Except this time we all have a chance to defend ourselves. What do you say?"

"I see..." The girls looked at each other. "We acc~"

"Oh no you don't!" Tamaki grabbed the girls and pulled them away from the twins. "Just what do you think you guys are doing? Stop agreeing to such irrational terms like this! They didn't even have a punishment on their side if they lost! Don't fall for the twins' tricks!"

"But it'll be fun Senpai." Haruhi told him.

Jay started to whimper, "Yeah, and the twins are starting to talk to me again."

"I'm telling you it's a trap! I won't allow you two to do this!" Tamaki grumpily folding his arms, "Just forget it. Why would you both want to subject yourselves to a childish game like that anyway?" Suddenly the twins came up behind Jay and Haruhi, Kaoru grabbing Jay, Hikaru grabbing Haruhi.

"Haruhi, I think it's time that we got married." Hikaru whispered in her ear making her shiver.

"Want to have a double wedding with them Jay? If you say yes, then we could honeymoon in Atami..." Jay stuck her tongue out at Kaoru.

"Daddy won't stand for this!" Tamaki told him, attitude 180-ing again. "Do you really think I'd ever let Haruhi marry one of you guys? Jay too? You've lost your minds." Tamaki mumbled already loading one of the water guns the twins had brought out. "I don't care if Honey-senpai is going to hate me for saying this but, I have to protect my little girls! I'll fight in their place against you devious monsters!" He yells at the twins, "Daddy says no!" He shot at the twins and they ducked out the way. A fight commenced. Jay and Haruhi watched the pointless fight from a nearby table. Haruhi sat down and had joined Kyoya for a drink. (MPK: No Haruhi! Don't give in to the evil demon lord!)

Jay sighed, "I guess I am going for a swim."

"Wait Jay! But the fight isn't over yet." Haruhi starts to say when Jay takes her cover off.

"Yeah but, we already know who's going to win. I admire Tamaki for standing up for us, but come on. Do you really think he's going to win?" She says slipping it over her head, revealing her tankini. Kyoya pretended that he didn't look but he did. "Besides I'm gonna swim regardless. I'm definitely not wearing it in the pool. Ain't nobody thinkin' bout them right now!"

"I agree. You know Tamaki, one way or another his clumsiness is going to kick in and he'll get hit first." Haruhi agreed with Kyoya.

"No one asked you, Glasses." Another arrow struck him.

"Jay, you know you don't have to always make funny of Kyoya-senpai like that."

"What? I only say it cause his reactions are hilarious." Jay says innocently. He slapped his back, "Kyoya know I'm playin'! He know loves me! Everybody does!"

"Except Ayanokoji-chan, that other girl who tried to get you to stop flirting with Hazel-chan, and..." Jay smacked Haruhi in the head lightly, unlike how she did Kyoya.

"Shut up! I'm off 'kay? Mitsukuni! I'm coming now!" She said running towards Honey to play with him in one of the current pools. She jumped in quickly.

"Tch. No matter who wins, I'm not taking this cover up off for anyone." Haruhi says grudgingly sipping away at her drink and comforting Kyoya. At that moment, Tamaki slipped on a banana peel, and fell into the totem pole statue. It lit up red. "I guess she was right. The twins' would have won." Suddenly the ground shook, and the waves grew large in the pool Honey and Jay had gotten into. They screamed just before the waves swallowed them whole. "Honey-senpai! Jay!"

"MITSUKUNI! CIARA!" Mori shouted running towards the pool. But he too, fell victim to the famous banana peel. And just like that they had disappeared under the water. It became still again, almost like it never happened.

"Mori-senpai, did you just call Jay, Ciara?" Kaoru asked him.

"What a mistake." Hikaru muttered skeptically.

"Huh?" At first Mori looked confused, but then went back to being stone faced. "Uh, oh yeah. Sorry. I guess I confused her with the girl Kaoru tried dating...Oops."

"Oops is right, that's a really big mistake..." Hikaru muttered still skeptical even though Mori explained himself.

"Must have been the anxiety of the moment, eh Mori-senpai?" Haruhi said trying to help cover for him. He nodded quickly. Haruhi, Kyoya and Kaoru sighed knowing the truth.

Tamaki ran toward another apart of the garden, "Never mind that! Gentlemen, we're going after Honey-senpai and Jay-chan! This pool looks like the quickest way! Charge~!"

"Tamaki-senpai look out!" Haruhi shouted before he jumped in.

"Holy crap! There are alligators in there!" The twins shouted in unison. Tamaki screamed running back to the group.

"Fine! Then let's try this one!"

"Wait~" Before Kyoya could get it out, another alligator snapped at Tamaki.

"Not that way this wa~"

"I wouldn't do~" Another alligator snapped at Tamaki.

"Okay! Maybe this~!"

"I wouldn't go there either~!" 3 more alligators started snapping at Tamaki. They were quickly surrounded. Kyoya pushed his glasses up his face again. "Well, isn't this a problem."

"Where did all the alligators come from!?" The group exclaimed.

Kyoya took out a pen and wrote down at least 5 more names of puppies in the world. "Those alligators belong to the park's tropical animals exhibit. I guess it is kind of dangerous to let them run wild. Though, the cause of our present situation seems to be the location of the switch for the current pool. I'll have to have a little chat with our designers. Thanks a lot, you guys. I got some great data today." He closed the black book meanwhile smiling, killing 7 more. They all stared at him in disbelief. "Come now, hurry. I'll show you guys where the map of the Aqua Gardens is located. Jay and Honey-senpai shouldn't have drifted too far."

Meanwhile somewhere on the other side...

Jay awoke with her head against a tree. An inflatable tube also around her waist. "Mitsukuni's inner tube..." She looked around but didn't see the small blonde. "Mitsukuni! Mitsukuni!" She yelled before trying to get up.

"Jay-chan!" Honey shouted down from a tree not far from her. "No wait! Don't get up!" He jumped down from the tree and knelled beside Jay. "Ciara, how do you feel?"

"I'm fine," Jay tells him not minding the use of her real name, "But what happened?"

"We got sucked into the current pool and it pulled us away from our friends. When I woke up we were on shore, but you were unconscious so I let you rest by the tree while I went up into the trees to search for the others up high. But there are so many trees I couldn't see anything!"

"That's all fine and good, but why do I have your inner tube around my waist?"

"You looked kinda cold and your tummy was showing a bit. Sorry, I didn't have a jacket..." Jay puckered her lips to the side, pouting slightly while fixing her top. Honey smiled. "It was also to protect you from the alligators while I climbed the tree. You see I had to stop one from trying to take a bite outta you." Out the corner of her eyes Jay sees a alligator face down nearby.

Jay paled, "You fought a crocodile!? What is it even doing here!?"

"No alligator. And I dunno, but they're everywhere now." She screamed when another alligator tried to snap at her.

"We're surrounded!" Jay yelled backing up into Honey. Honey chopped the alligator in his head.

"You know we could always fight them."

"No way! I'll stand up and fight humans, but alligators?! Nuh uh!" Honey laughed at her. She stared at his lax attitude as he laughed. "How can you laughing right now!?"

Honey's laughs softened when he picked up Jay bridal style, surprising her. "Because your reactions are so funny Ciara-chan!" Jay clung to Honey as he jumped on a couple of the alligators backs, avoiding their mouths to escape the reptile circle. Her heartbeat was racing. "Well then, we need to get outta here." Honey put her down. He grabs onto a nearby vine then wraps an arm around her waist. The alligators were starting to make their move. "Ciara grab onto to me like you were before. I promise I won't let go!"

"Mitsukuni..." Jay murmurs at the twinkle in his eyes. "I gotchu Senpai!"

"When I say, lift your legs up." Honey waited a minute for Jay to put her arms around his neck before running backwards for a running start. He runs forwards and leaps off the ground. "Lift!" The two lift their legs just in time to avoid the alligators' mouths. "Hold on Ciara!"

Back with the group...

"Immediate emergency mobilization order. I'll repeat. Immediate emergency mobilization order. Master Kyoya's friends has gone missing near the wave pool. Our search target is a small young man and a young woman. Orders are to eliminate any suspicious figures. Show them no mercy! Repeat. Eliminate any suspicious figures. Show them no mercy!"

The area the hosts were in had just stopped raining and Mori had went ahead of the group to search for Honey and Jay. Haruhi tagged along, Mori began carrying her soon after. The others were oblivious to their disappearance until it was too late. But the two were soon stopped, by guys in black SWAT-like uniforms.

"Target one confirmed. The target one seems to have been captured by a suspicious man! We'll take target one into custody! Over!"

"Okay. Please standby. We're on our way." Kyoya said into his phone before closing it. He was oblivious as to what was really going on. "One of them is close by, let's go!"

'Wait, I don't believe I mentioned to them that there're other visitors here...' Kyoya quickly thought after hanging up, 'Oh, well.'

"What kind of military uniforms are those? I've never seen those kind before. Who are they?" Haruhi muttered quietly to Mori in his arms.

"Kyoya's personal police force..." Mori murmured back to her. Haruhi gasped quietly, remembering Kyoya mentioning the unit once before.

"You there! Put the boy down immediately! If you refuse, we'll remove him forcefully!"

"No wait! We're not who you're looking for!" Haruhi tried to tell them. When the group of law enforcement tried to advance, Mori started to shield Haruhi.

"The suspect is resisting! Prepare to fire warning shots!" Haruhi flinched.

"Takashi, Haru-chan, out of the way!"

"Look out below madatrucka!" Jay and Honey suddenly swung by. Jay had shifted to holding Honey's legs airborne and swung into one of the police officers, kicking him with both feet when she did. "Ahhhhh BOOM!" Honey did the same as he swung off the vine.

"Huh?! Honey-senpai! And Jay!?" The two proceeded in kicking the butts of the uniformed men. Honey's style of fighting was more hands on, striking them with his fists and grabbing them flipping them over. Jay's style consisted more of her striking them with her legs, and using a tree branch to knock them out.

Honey yelled at all the officers down, "You guys should be more careful who you mess with. Picking on my friend's is bad! Got it?"

"Haruhi, Takashi! Are you alright!?" Jay asked them worriedly. Haruhi got down from Mori's arms. The girls hugged each other.

"Yeah, I'm okay." Jay shot a worried face at Mori.

Mori's naturally stiff face turned into a unusually warm smile, "We're fine, Ciara."

"Oh no Takashi! You called Jay-chan, Ciara in front of Haru-chan!" Honey says to him.

"It's alright Honey-senpai, I know Jay's real name." Honey sighed in relief.

"Jay! Haruhi! Honey-senpai! Mori-senpai! Are you all right!?" Tamaki, Hikaru, Kaoru and Kyoya ran to the scene from where they were.

"HARUHIIIIIIIIIII!" Tamaki yelled glomping Haruhi the first chance he got, "I was so worried."

"Gee thanks Senpai."

"Jay you okay!?" Kaoru asked her when he got near her.

"I'm chill, dawg. It's all good this part of the woods. Or was it hood? Either way this is a jungle..."

"Can you cut the ghetto crap for 5 seconds!? I'm serious! Are you really okay? You don't have any bruises?" He checked her body for bruises. The others stared at his actions in disbelief.

"Yo chill!" He ignored her, still checking. Jay puffed her cheeks and grabbed his face in her hands. "Kaoru, I'm fine. Really."

Kaoru softened, "Thank goodness."

Before he could hug her, Tamaki pushed him out the way, ruining the moment and hugged her instead. "Jay I was so worried about you!"

"Not as much as you were Haruhi..." Jay muttered, "And what about Mitsukuni..."

"I was really worried about you too!" Tamaki insisted, "I also still feel uncomfortable about you being around those shady twins. I don't like those perverts around my precious daughter~!" Honey sent over a glare from his place next to Mori. Tamaki felt it and quickly detached himself from Jay.

"If you have such a problem with us being around her, why are they in the host club? Why are we in the host club? Huh Boss!?" Tamaki ignored him.

Kaoru glared at Tamaki, Hikaru stabbing at the officers with a stick. "I'm not sure what happened here, but at least they're still alive. It's pretty amazing that most of this is Honey senpai's work. He must have really been holding back."

"Huh? What do you mean he was holding back?" Haruhi immediately questioned.

Kyoya immediately got to explaining, "The Haninozukas are famous for their martial arts. Not only have they helped train the police and SDF forces but they've also worked with several overseas militaries. Honey senpai in particular has been called the dreadnought of the Haninozuka family. By the time he was in middle school, he'd become the national champion in both karate and judo."

"Are you serious? I didn't even know that, Mitsukuni-senpai." Honey smiled at Jay giving her a peace sign.

Tamaki spoke up, "Mori-senpai's no slouch either. He won the national championship in kendo when he was just in middle school."

"Well what about you Jay? You seem to know what you were doing too."

"Oh me? I'm not that good like they are. They're Japanese masters. I'm just your average student." Jay said with sparkles in her eyes. "When I wanted to get into a martial art when I was a little younger, I was introduced to the Haninozuka family dojo by a friend. I tried my luck at karate, cause I already knew judo wasn't for me. I met Mitsukuni right away, because he was teaching at the dojo at the time. I really wasn't getting the gist of it right away, and got frustrated, but Mitsukuni was really nice about it though. Once I did finally started getting used to it, I wanted to try something else." They all sweatdropped, "That's when Mitsukuni had me meet Takashi who introduced me to kendo, and I've never looked back. Not only have I gotten the hang off it, but the 3 of us began a cool friendship." Jay smiled at Honey and Mori.

"So, how were you two able to find us?"

"We swung on a vine and followed the current pool back the opposite way we came. That's all." The police officers that were conscious started to quickly apologize, saying that they met such great people today.

The host club soon made their way to the entrance of the Aqua Garden, exhausted of today's events. Honey climbed on Mori, sitting on his shoulders. "Takashi, you did an amazing job of protecting Haru-chan. I bet you were pretty lonely without me around, huh?"

Mori looked to the side, "I don't know if I'd say that."

He made eye contact with Haruhi then quickly looked away. Jay smirked deviously, "Heheh! I see you two! Aren't you two a powerful ship today!"

Haruhi tugged at Jay's hair, Jay giggling, "Oh hush."

"Jay here's your cover back." Hikaru handed the green jacket to her. He blushed slightly, "You look really cute in that tankini by the way."

"Ah thank y~wait a minute."

Jay noticed Hikaru's smirk and sweatdropped, "See Kaoru look at her. Isn't payback so sweet?" He asked taunting his little brother.

Kaoru's face went red, "Shut up Hikaru! Leave her alone!"

"Oh you know you want to tell her she's cute. Am I wrong? No! And Haruhi..." Hikaru's eyes twinkled. "We've still got to see your swimsuit!"

"I won't have it."

"Oh come on!"

"I agreed to nothing!"

"Ne? Why don't we go to the beach next time? Then you'll have to show us yourself in a swimsuit then!"

"Aside from Hikaru's perverted lines, yeah, the beach would be nice." Kaoru said agreeing with his brother.

"You idiots, Jay and Haruhi aren't interested in anything like that." Tamaki told them.

"On the contrary," Jay said quickly, "I might like to go to the beach. I liked the Aqua Garden, things just ended differently than expected."

Haruhi agreed, "I may not be into this silly water park, but I like the ocean. It would be nice to go to the beach. And it's so pretty." Tamaki blushed at her reasoning.

"Yeah? All right! Then that's where we'll go next time."

"I'm cool with it because things are always interesting around you guys. I'll go anywhere with you guys as long as Kyoya's not in charge. Can you not bring us to a place where things could get out of hand like this again, Kyoya?" Jay asked looking back at him.

"Are you my father?" Kyoya asked writing into his death note once more.

"No but I~!"

"Are you my mother?"

"No but~!"

"Are one of my siblings?"

"NO!"

"Then I'll do what I want. Your opinion is irrelevant." Kyoya shut his book as if to end the discussion.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Haruhi and the twins' shouted laughing afterwards. Jay's cheeks burned.

"You just got burned by Kyoya-senpai! Haha!" Hikaru shouted between laughs.

"Alright alright. He got this one." Jay admitted, "But I will get mah revenge!"

Honey smiled at the bunch, "So, we're all gonna go to the beach next break Takashi. That'll be fun, don't you think?"

Mori smirked, "...Yeah."

EPIC END THEME MUSIC

Tamaki: The Aqua Garden was fun and all, but the moment I get home, an invitation for a ball is waiting for me?

Jay: Me too? What is this conspiracy?!

Hikaru & Kaoru: Aw! How come we don't get one?

Haruhi: Because it obviously doesn't concern you guys!

Mori: Next time, Dancing with The Lonely Prince.

Kyoya: The Ouran host club will be waiting for you.

Honey: We'll see you then!

MPK: I just had to give Kyoya a comeback, he deserved a good one after all that ignoring him. Sorreh evil demon lord Kyoya-senpai! :P Read and Review guys. Comments appreciated.

P.S.- Sorreh, not sorreh.