Star Trek One Shot's

Summary: Okay so this is a collection of random One Shot's about the characters of Star Trek 2009 and STID; It will mostly evolve around the couple (Spock/Kirk) or Spirk :). Maybe some McKirk; or maybe even some McSpirk; other as back ground; also they do not connect they are all individual.

Story One: Can You Help Me Check?

The familiar sound of the Enterprise transporter made everyone sigh in relief as they saw two figures appear on the transporter pad; but there relief was short lived when everyone noticed the state of undress of one of those figures. I.E Captain James. T Kirk; he was completely naked standing there fuming arms crossed over his chest.

Chekov blushed and covered his eyes; Sulu grinned; Scotty gaped, Uhura smirked and gazed admiringly, and Bones well he was just shaking his head; Spock who was the other person who was transported aboard with the very naked Captain; looked positively livid at everyone staring.

"Are you all juts going to keep staring at me or get me something to wear" Jim snapped hands on hips completely unashamed.

Spock removed his science shirt quickly sliding it over his Captain's dainty shoulder's it hung to mid-thigh "Captain it might be more appropriate if you proceed straight to sickbay".

"Oh no don't you even try to pretend you're saving the day" Jim reeled back and accused his First Officer.

Spock raised an eyebrow "I am unaware of what you think I have done wrong Captain please elaborate".

Jim fumed his face darkening "You left me alone on a planet where I cannot even speak the language with a two foot taller than me and twice as strong alien Prince who was eyeing my ass like it was a sugary treat" he scolded.

Spock bristled "I was there to remove the Malawian Prince in time was I not" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Jim scowled knowing that look it meant I-Am-Right-Give-Up and he wasn't damn well giving up "You complete and utter ass" he exploded "yes you got him off me but after he had shredded my clothes and decided to explore me with his fricking forked tongue" the Captain shuddered.

Bones inhaled sharply and grimaced "Ew" he groaned; he pulled out his tricorder and started to scan Jim "Let's hope their tongue can't get anyone Pregnant" he mumbled to himself.

"B-o-n-e-s" Jim whined "Spock left me alone with a giant rapist alien" he said with a fake sniffle.

If Spock wasn't a Vulcan he might have rolled his eyes at that "Captain I would never allowed him to harm you" he replied more softly this time.

Jim pouted "But you let him rip my uniform" he mumbled.

"Jim" Spock uttered his voice soft that special tone he reserved for Jim alone his wonderful beautiful Th'y'la; "I will never allow someone to hurt you like that" he replied.

Jim nodded gently "He was really heavy" he murmured blinking cutely.

Spock let out a small growl "He did not harm or bruise you in anyway did he" he asked.

Jim shrugged and stuck out his bottom lip "I don't know Spock" he smiled mischievously "Can you help me check" he inquired innocently.

Spock nodded "Of course Captain" he through the smaller man over his shoulder and strode out of the transporter room.

Jim winked at Bones and laughed hysterically as he was carried through the ship; Bones groaned 'damn idiot friend and his stupid hobgoblin boyfriend' he thought to himself.