I blame the dog.

Inuyasha and Avengers short story

~Inuyasha~Avengers~

Fluffy-sama had to send him to New York in the middle of an alien invasion. Shippo sent a ball of fox fire at the pesky creature that had just tried to kill him. Peaking out of his hiding place the fox prepared for a mad dash down to the subway. He saw something unlike the aliens crashing through the street killing everything in its path.

"That is the weirdest looking youkai I have ever seen. Scratch that, I've seen weirder," Shippo mumbled at he ran down the street.

An alien attacked him, so Shippo used his demon athleticism to twist out of the way and jump over the green guy. Something splattered on his business suit as he ran. Shippo scrunched up his nose at the foul smell. He looked at his clothing and growled.

"Really? Blood and guts! This was a new suit!" Shippo complained loudly.

A robot flew passed him and Shippo frowned at it. He recognised as Iron Man AKA Tony Stark who was supposed to meet with him in a few days. Shippo hated business discussions, but Sesshomaru was with Rin who was introducing him to his first male grandchild. It seemed like he had ended up with his adoptive mother's luck for ending up in bad situations.

"I need to get laid," Shippo muttered darkly.

A shiver ran down his spine, so he looked around expecting a scolding from Kagome Higurashi, the miko that had adopted him. Instead there was a giant alien whale falling out of the sky. Shippo hung his head as he dead thing fell on top of him.

"Seriously!?" Shippo growled as he lifted the alien whale off of him. "Stupid humans dropped their trash on top of the stunningly handsome fox."

Shippo wondered down the street and saw carcasses lining the streets. There was not a living alien in sight. Shippo sighed and sat down on what used to be a car.

"I blame the dog," Shippo growled as he promptly fell asleep in the middle of the remaining chaos.