Now, who did not expect this? Yeah, thought so too.

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"Auror Tonks, place Miss Umbridge in a holding cell in the Ministry where she shall wait for her trial," Madam Bones ordered, standing up.

"Yes, Madam," she looked towards Remus. "We're talking later."

The werewolf nodded.

"Mr. Black, if you would join me for your trial."

"Certainly, Madam Bones." Sirius stood up and smoothed his robes.

"Wait, a second!" Harry held his godfather's arm. "Take the list of the Death Eaters, if you're going there anyways."

"Good idea. See you later, pup", Sirius ruffled Harry's hair.

"Bye, Sirius."

The guests but Remus left the Great Hall with Umbridge.

Then the headmaster stood up and told the students to go to their classes, with the exception of Defense, in their normal schedule. Defense would be free for this week to give Remus time to prepare lesson plans or adjust them from two years prior.

Grudgingly, the students listened and moved out of the Great Hall.

In the evening, the DA met as planned (after various people questioning it during the day, but before they started, Harry presented the results of their (meaning the Golden and Silver Trio plus the twins) brain storming.

"Everyone who wants to help with the horcruxes, meet here at 10 am on Saturday. You might only do research, so do not think you will be fighting.

We will continue the DA, but we will be making a few changes. Anyone from any house can join, as we are now an official club. We will be splitting in three groups. The first two years will from a group as will third and fourth and the upper three years. Each of these groups will get a name.

This has several benefits. There are not as many students as there would be if we remain as one, so there will be more time for individual help. Also, this way everyone will be roughly the same level, so the lower groups will not learn spells they can't handle and the upper group may spend less time per spell.

We will also be adding other subjects than defense to the curriculum, like Herbology or Potions, which will not only help you in exam, but in later life.

Now, today we'll learn the Summoning Charm..."

Help from the future!

By Margaret Perks

Yes, you read right. Yesterday morning breakfast at Hogwarts was interrupted by a howler from an now alternate future. The letter, sent by the children of Harry Potter and Miss Ginny Weasley and their 'godbrother', son of Auror Nymphadora Tonks and the werewolf Remus Lupin.

They sent a list of the people who died in the 'Second Blood War' (and a few from the first, the one you know as the years of You-Know-Who's terror) and summoned Minister Fudge, Remus Lupin, Auror Tonks and her parents, the lawyers Ted and Andromeda Tonks, Oliver Wood (Reserve Keeper of Puddlemere United), Amelia Bones, the Head of DMLE, the retired Auror Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody, the entire Weasley family, Harry Potter's owl and a house-elf named Dobby to listen with the students and faculty of Hogwarts.

It seems Harry Potter was telling the truth, You-Know-Who is back! He, along with the minors who started everything, traveled through time and joined the people listening, providing memories of the deaths or the last time Harry Potter met the person in question.

As the morning progressed, there were several shocking revelations.

The first being that Dolores Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary of the Minster, Hogwarts' Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor, and Hogwarts High Inquisitor had been using Blood Quills, Classified Dark Objects, Level 4, for every single detention! I don't know about you, but I am enraged my littlest sister was forced to use Quills only legal for lawyers or the goblins of Grinngotts. Miss Umbridge was arrested and is currently in a holding cell in the Ministry building while Remus Lupin took over her job, already proven competent in the school year of 1993/94.

Shortly thereafter it becameclear that Peter Pettigrew is alive and guilty of the other murders Sirius Black was accursed of and spent twelve years in Azkaban for. As it turned out, no one remembered – or bothered – to give him a proper trial or even question him properly, as otherwise it would have become obvious fairly quickly, if one used the proper procedure with Pensieve or alternatively Veritaserum, or possibly both, which seems to be used less and less. He was finally given a trial yesterday afternoon and was cleared of allcharges. The fee for being an illegal Animagus was subtracted from the gold he was granted.

Peter Pettigrew is an illegal Animagus too, so look out for rats with missing toes. If it turns out to indeed be Pettigrew, you get 20,000 Galleons for turning him in.

The future self of Harry Potter also left a list of confirmed Death Eaters from their time and implied that he was not as pampered at his muggle relatives home as was previously believed. Between the two versions of the Boy who Lived it soon was clear that Harry Potter was abused!

"Of curse she [his owl] was [Potter's first friend]. The Durselys did not allow me having friends. Remus is higher in the toads [Madam Umbridge's] view than I'm in theirs. Or muggleborns in the view of Death Eaters. Or Jews in Nazi's."

"I had to cook, wash and basically everything else. I was not allowed to be better than Dudley [Potter's cousin]."

These are actual quotes of Harry Potter himself. An investigation has been started.

For more information on You-Know-Who, see page 2.

For more information on Dolores Umbridge, see page 4.

For more information on Sirius Black and the crimes he was imprisoned for, see page 5.

For more information on the bounty Pettigrew and the man's Animagus form, see page 7.

For the list of Death Eaters, see page 9.

For more information on Potter's home life, see page 10.

There is a Sequel! It's called Different Path and is being rewritten as we speak!

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