Don't own it. Wish I did.

We're gonna do this like Nerdlisle. Short, frequent updates. Frequent meaning probably more than once a day. They'll be a little shorter than Talk Nerdy to Me, but happen more often. If you haven't read the first, I recommend doing that before reading this or it won't make sense.

As with basically everything I write, you can thank kr2009 for this. She made me do it. Look what you did, Kelley!

Thanks so much for reading!

"So, how long do we wait?"

"Two minutes."

"Seriously? Oh my God."

"Carlisle, baby, settle down. It's not a big deal."

She hops off the bathroom counter where she's been sitting and pats my arm, while I stare at her, my mouth hanging open.

Is she on crack? This is a really huge deal.

My phone buzzes on the dresser and I get up to check it, knowing it's Edward.

Did the pee stick change color yet?

I reply with a "it doesn't change color, dumbass" and toss the phone on the bed. Has it been two minutes yet? Seriously longest wait of my life. My heart is pounding so hard I swear it's about to explode.

MG on the other hand is scary calm. Really, woman, you might have a human growing inside you. Freak out or something.

I walk back into the bathroom where Esme is sitting on the counter again, staring at the stick.

She looks up at me and her face is covered in tears.

"What happened?"

I am seriously freaking out now. Is she hurt? Is she sick? Do we need to go to the hospital?

"Carlisle, we're gonna have a baby."

My knees give out and I fall back against the counter.

"Babe, are you okay?" she says, taking my face in her hands, her eyes moving over my face in a panic.

"A baby?" I whisper.

She giggles. "Yeah. A baby."

I'm gonna be a dad.

A dad.

Oh my God.

I slap her arm. "Woman, you scared me! You were crying and I thought I was gonna have to take you to the hospital! I don't like hospitals."

She giggles and wraps her arms around my shoulders, kissing me softly.

"Well, you better start liking them, mister, because we are having a baby."