The Village Hidden In The Lava

Naruto sat on the bed, his fucked unconscious partners beside him. He untied Tayuya and picked her up. He figured that if he put her to bed, rather than just leaving things as they were, he would catch less hell the next day. Unfortunately, he heard the door open and a familiar voice call, "Care to explain yourself, Naruto?"

Chapter 12:

Final Chapter (Maybe) - Please read this short explanation:

After all this time, you all deserve an ending. Recently, my wandering mind decided on a way to end this story. It doesn't tie up everything or even allow me to finish playing with the scenario I've created in this fic but at least it's some level of closure for both myself and my readers. Eventually, I'd like to rewrite this as a full length story. Now, let's get down to business.

Hidden Lava Village

Holding a naked woman ass forward over your shoulder and running into your mother could definitely be considered one of the most awkward things that could happen to anyone, and unfortunately, Naruto just so happened to be the victim of such an unpleasant experience. He exhaled sharply and dropped the unconscious Tayuya onto the bed and ushered his mom out of the room, closing the door behind him with a free hand. "We uhh.. We can talk about this later." The older redhead frowned but maintained her scolding expression. Before she was given the chance to get out even a word, Naruto hurled himself through a vortex.

The Uzumaki reappeared outside the lava pit that protected his village and prevented anyone from entering it. He was met with a somewhat concerning sight. The two lava golems he had created to stand guard had been destroyed. They lay broken into several pieces strewn across the field, alongside countless bodies of various ninja. He was able to make out several different headbands, from several different villages. The voice of an aged warrior immediately got his attention. "Naruto Namikazi. The son of the yellow flash. Today's the day you die." Thousands of ninja came into view. They encircled the entire area as far as the eye could see.

The first lava shadow groaned in annoyance. "Tsuchikage, I suppose I can understand why you're here but why are the cloud and mist villages here as well? I've been doing business with them lately and I was under the impression that we were on good terms." He kicked a rock childishly and pouted slightly. "On top of that, did you really have to bring your entire villages? It would really be a lot of trouble for me to have to fight all of you at the same time..." His antics gained some scattered laughs from among the crowd. He likely was not what they were expecting at all. The raikage gained a tick mark on his forehead. "You have a village, do you not?! We wouldn't have brought an army for just one man! ...And did you really think we'd be satisfied with that shitty third eye? Or that we'd really just sell you our jinchuuriki? Don't be so naive!" He punched his fist into his palm and sparks went flying at that last outburst.

Naruto looked down sadly. "Maybe I am naive, after all." His hand began to glow and the surrounding ninja tensed. A lava golem was spawned into existence, ready to receive its orders. "Destroy the portals. Nobody leaves the compound." The giant rock creature strolled over to the lava pit and descended into the burning inferno. The Uzumaki sighed deeply and looked up, toward the kage and their armies. "You know something...? I had intended to build a peaceful world. I've obviously failed, but... I'll just have to take responsibility for that... It hurts me that this is the reality I currently face. None of you know me and I know none of you. And yet... We will soon be forced to kill one another. Never having the chance to be friends, or have any level of understanding... I'm truly sorry that it's come to this. That may very well mean nothing to you. After all, it's too late for any of that now."

The lava shadow lowered his head slightly once more. "I shall accept this burden alone. I will be your only opponent. Now... Let's get to it." Naruto's hand glowed white and two more golems were spawned into existence. Various elemental jutsu began to fly from all different directions in an effort to eliminate those literal tanks. Lava was launched from their fists and ninja scattered in the hopes of dodging certain death. Rocks smashed into Naruto from all sides who didn't make any moves to evade. He stepped out of a vortex, several packs of wolves ran out of it, moving to attack. The Raikage and Tsuchikage were a short ways back, deciding to observe for the time being. They would join the battle soon enough. Where was the Mizukage?

Mei landed next to Naruto who was encompassed in a ball of light that had so far been effectively deflecting all ninjutsu it was hit with. She looked into his ocean blue eyes and they began to tear up. Her eyes widened in realization. The young man didn't know. The brunette turned around to face the attacking ninja. They had backed off to focus their efforts on the golems. Accidentally hitting a foreign kage, especially an allied one would have dire consequences. That wasn't a risk people were so willing to take. Plus, Mei was dangerous and it was good for your health to give her space if you didn't want to be melted. "Now," she yelled! All throughout the battlefield, mist ninja turned their attacks toward the rock and cloud. The Mizukage leaned her head back and began spewing a steam cloud forward, melting numerous enemies.

She turned back to Naruto and reached for his face with her hand. The bubble expanded, allowing her to pass through and enter it. She cupped his cheek and kissed him passionately. The Uzumaki was surprised at first but was quick to return the gesture. After a few seconds, Mei broke the kiss and looked at Naruto, frantically. "I would never betray you, Naruto. Not in a million years! I love you!" The tears that had threatened to come out before slowly trailed off of the Uzumaki's cheeks. He was starting to have a harem of sorts, this was the first time any of them had told him that they loved him but he knew the others did as well, in their own ways. Naruto chuckled bitterly, still somewhat angst ridden by the entire situation. "I love you too, Mei. I don't know what I did to deserve people like you in my life." The brunette smiled warmly and stroked his cheek fondly. "You're special..."

Suddenly their moment was interrupted by a crash. One of the golems had collapsed in defeat. Unfortunately, for the mist nin, they were the smallest of the five great hidden villages and they wouldn't be able to defeat both the rock and cloud ninja alone, even with the assistance that Naruto's creations brought to the table. Nonetheless, the surprise attack had a large impact on the tide of battle and a large number of cloud and rock ninja had been taken out. It seemed they had regained their bearings which could make things go very wrong very fast. Naruto dispelled the ball of light and his hand began to glow. "Laser circus!" A bolt of lightning shot straight at our hero. He jumped out of the way only to find himself on the defensive once more. Bolt after bolt were sent his way in succession.

Naruto stuck his hand palm out toward the elite ninja targeting him and a crystal wall manifested in front of him. He quickly created five golems from behind the defense that the wall gave him. The uzumaki dispelled the wall with the black light from his other hand and revealed the lava golems. They marched forward blasting surges of lava, melting everything in their path. Naruto turned to Mei who was by his side and nodded to her out of respect for the power she gave birth to, in a sense. "Pull back your ninja, Mei! It's too risky for me to use these things when your people can get caught in the crossfire!" She nodded in agreement and rushed off. Naruto shot off bone bullets from his fingertips, taking out an advancing unit.

The son of the yellow flash fought alone, now, beside his four remaining lava golems. The wolves had fallen before the first golem but they had caused a hell of a lot of chaos. Mei had departed to see her people back to her village but he had a feeling she would be back. Even though she had a good idea of how strong Naruto was, she'd still want to have his back on the battlefield. Strong women were like that. She really did suit him. The only thing was she probably didn't know about his mini harem and he wasn't looking forward to having the explain that one to her of all people. Oh yeah, that would definitely be a lot of fun...

The two kage's that had been watching this entire time had enough. Things weren't going well. They had suffered massive casualties and hadn't managed to kill one man. Aside from some mist ninja that they hadn't even intended on killing. The fact remained that their objective hadn't been met and things were getting serious. They'd have to intervene. The Tsuchikage floated over and the Raikage propelled himself forward onto the battlefield. He smashed the head of a golem with a lightning chakra enhanced fist and it collapsed in a heap of rubble. The Raikage grumbled angrily, "Pull back! We'll handle it from here!" Oonoki began charging his particle style from his position in the air, out of the range of the cannons, and the Raikage dodged lava and started picking the golems off.

The hidden mist wasn't too far away from the hidden lava village. They were actually neighboring islands. Which is why-"Hidden mist jutsu!" Mei was able to return in almost no time at all. She shrouded the small island in mist, effectively preventing Oonoki from using his jutsu. The Raikage on the other hand was a different story. He would only be delayed a short time. With his speed, he'd connect a devastating blow with something in a matter of time. "Naruto, there's something I have to tell you. Those bastards had the nerve to suggest we team up and destroy your village the same way our villages worked together to destroy whirlpool in the past under the leadership of previous kage." Those words triggered something in our favorite blonde. Naruto turned cold. His aura became one relatable to ice. "Thank you, Mei. Crystal style: 10,000 daggers!"

Shards of crystals formed in massive amounts and flew through the mist. In seconds, thousands of small knives pierced the air. The Raikage was sent sprawling out of the fog with numerous jagged pink objects sticking out of his midsection. He groaned and staggered as he picked himself up, blood almost pouring out of him. It even leaked from the sides of his mouth. The Tsuchikage went through handsigns in an effort to dispel the mist. "Wind style: great breakthrough!" A gust of wind swept through the fog effortlessly knocking it away. Only Naruto was nowhere to be seen. Mei stood in his place and simply shrugged. Suddenly, pitch black hands erupted from the ground, followed by a hollow emotionless voice. "Secret technique: Invitation to hell."

The Raikage didn't stand a chance. In his current state, he had no hope to evade to the mass of limbs that reached out to grab him. Once they got him he began to age rapidly as if they were sucking the life out of him. He fell to the floor and was absorbed into the ground. Oonoki flew this was and that dodging the hands quite well. He shot off his particle in small bursts, not at full power but the kekki tota was powerful enough to keep the hands at bay. The problem was there was no end to them. Naruto could keep the jutsu going indefinitely. The old man didn't last that long. It was soon over. The Mizukage placed a sympathetic hand on Naruto's back. Nobody really won today.

Epilogue

-Back at the house, Naruto got scolded by his mom big time. Kushina, Kushina. When will you learn you don't need to treat poor Naruto like a child?

-Mei's eye really began to twitch when she found out just how fond the residential women were of Naruto, but she couldn't really blame them, could she?

-The lava village is no longer in lockdown and the exit portal was repaired.

-The cloud and rock villages learned their lesson. Well, sort of.

-Tayuya's back to her old self. Lots of profanity. Her vocabulary is very colorful in bed, which Naruto realized he kinda likes.

-Lots of orgy sex.

-Tsunade and Shizune are official harem members, along with quite a few others. Such as some of the tailed beasts in their human form.

-Anko's enjoying herself more than she ever did in the leaf. Who needs dango?

I've been working on some stuff in secret off and on so hopefully my writing quality has continued to improve, you can be the judge of that. I'm really looking forward to getting some feedback so please review 3