Hello hello, no excuses for why this took so long but we're just jumping into it!

Edd nervously stood at the front of the school next to the tall janitor Marie requested to bring. He turned his head and glanced over at the towering black man then back at his watch.

7:53, where is she?

Just then he heard a loud engine ripping off in the distance. He jumped at the sound but already had a feeling he knew the cause behind it. Marie was hauling ass on her harley and was proud of her baby for handling the ride so well when she knew how it's been having trouble lately. As she rounded the corner to pull into campus she told Davey to hold on as she threw on the brakes. She pulled up right in front of Kirby and Double D then took off Davey's helmet.

"Bad hair day Marie?" Kirby asked.

"Like you wouldn't even believe." Marie replied as she tossed the helmet off to the dark skinned giant. "Alright twerp run to class before we both get calls home for being late again!"

Davey took off and Marie nodded at Kirby as he hopped on her bike and drove off.

"Marie where is he taking your motorcycle?" Edd asked worried.

"Listen it's fine, now let's go before we're late! Do you have beanie for *motions at hair* this?" Marie said.

"Why yes I have it here but it's already 7:58!" Edd said in a panicked voice.

"Well then" Marie said as she put on the beanie, "we better get going!"

Marie grabbed his hand and started running into the school.

"How are we supposed to get to our homeroom in less than two minutes? It's all the way across campus!" Edd said while trying to keep up with Marie's pulling.

"We'll only need one!" Marie said as she ducked left into the cafeteria.

Marie proceeded to pull Double D through the different buildings until finally they hit a fence.

"Oh dear, what now?" Edd said in a panicked tone while pulling his beanie over his eyes.

"You buckle up." He heard Marie say.

Suddenly he felt a hand on his buttcheek and he light up bright red before suddenly it was gone and he felt himself accelerating through the air. Marie had thrown him over the fence and without a warning Edd had no choice but to take the impact on his ass.

"Oww oww oww oww OWW!" Edd said while standing up and rubbing his behind.

A bit angry that Marie hadn't told him her plan of action he turned his head to look at her and give Marie a warning of how dangerous landing on your tailbone is and the lifelong effects it can cause. However, as he began to open his mouth he saw Marie soaring mid jump with her arms out to reach the top of the fence, forcing him to leave his mouth open in amazement. As her hands gripped the top the rest of her body followed in suit and pressed against the fence. If Double D wasn't read from Marie touching his ass, he certainly was now. Marie pulled herself over and landed in a roll.

"You gonna just stand there with your mouth open while groping your ass or are we gonna run to class miss rosie cheeks?" Marie said with a wink.

Edd snapped out of it and looked at his watch.

7:59!

"We're never gonna make it!" Edd said while hurrying his pace and surprisingly passing Marie.

The two busted through the building doors and jetted up the stairs but just as Edd reached for the door handle Marie grabbed his wrist and said "WAIT".

Double D looked to her in confusion and frustration since they were so close to being on time, his temper was going to get the best of him.

"What in Einstein's theory is it Marie?! What could be so important that you need stop us literally 2 step away from our goal?"

Marie gave a little smile and said, "thanks for coming when I called" before kissing him on the cheek and opening the door to step into the classroom as the school bell rung.

"My my, cutting it close aren't we Ms. Andrews? You know you're only one tardy away from being expelled; why, I could mark you down right now and have one less nuisance in my class with the flick of this pen" said the teacher who was leaning against his desk with the attendance clipboard already in hand.

"My apologies sir." Edd said while stepping out from behind her. I'm still familiarizing myself with your campus and recognized her from class yesterday by her hair. I had to ask her for help to find the classroom and fear this is the reason why we have arrived so late; it won't happen again."

"Mmmmmm" mummered the teacher as he looked Double D in the eyes. "Who would've took YOU of all people to go out of your way to help others?" He said while turning to Marie.

"Oh you know, how else are you supposed to cheat your answers off of the new smart kid in class?" Marie said as she walked to her usual seat in the back with the class with the class suddenly laughing at her wit.

"Alright you little wise mouth, if you're so buddy buddy with Mr. Eddward here then I'm making him YOUR buddy for today!" The teacher shot back.

"Aww do I have to? He doesn't even have enough meat on him to use as a baseball bat!" Marie said while smirking at the teacher and looking at Double D chuckling a little to himself as well.

I'm glad that didn't hurt his feelings.

Well maybe you can teach him to gain some weight since now you're gonna be his buddy for a whole WEEK! Now Edd please sit down next to your new buddy, it seems you have a lot of getting to know each other to do." The teacher said smiling to himself with the belief that this was going to bother Marie.

But in reality Marie couldn't be happier, now she had a reason to be seen hanging around with Edd in a school full of bullies without them being suspicious of her liking his royal sockhead.

As Double D took his seat he looked at his watch,

8:37

How can this be? We should've been late 7 minutes ago!

Marie noticed Edd looking at his watch and saw the confusion in his face.

"Don't worry about it, I'll tell you after lunch." she said while lightly punching his shoulder.

Okay guys this was a long time coming but it's here. I was gonna write out a lot more but figured I'd leave it for the next chapter so it'll actually have content. Till next time~