(A/N: Merry Christmas, everybody! In honor of this holidqy, I'm writing 25 Holiday-themed South Park fics, which will include one-shots and parodies of popular Christmas carols. Now, if anyone has any suggestions or requests, please tell me because I can assure you I will need them.)

Jingle Bells Eric Cartman Edition

Dashing through the snow

In my brand new pimped out sleigh

It is not for Jews

Such as Kahl, who is gay

HA HA HA

Christmas time is sweet

Cuz I get lots of stuff

All the presents that I get are not e-fucking-nough

OHHHH

Jingle bells

Kahl smells

And he's really gay

I hate Jews and Hanukah

Cuz they're all freakin' gay

HEY!

Jingle bells

Kahl smells

And he's really gay

I love Christmas so fucking much

I wish it was every day!