Warning: This story will have yaoi (BoyxBoy love). If that isn't your fancy or you just hate this couple Kindly either:

A. Hit the back Button

B. Be brave, read the story and try your best to ignore the yaoi-ness

C. Understand it's my story and that no matter what you say, I won't change my story to match your views

D. Have an awesome day and NOT flame/troll

E. Do all of the Above but A

A/N- So you're probably like, "DON'T YOU HAVE A STORY TO UPDATE, UH, LIKE NOW?!". Why yes, I have a lot of stories that need updated.

But I'ma procrastinate on those and let you guys read this. Lel (Troll Laughter).

So this is a one shot. And I came up with the idea while editing MaliciousScampers Story. So Credit to you, Malicious! xD. Also, I had someone message me asking if they could use my warning.Go ahead. Just give me credit somewhere. EVEN if it's in fine print, all I'd like is credit. :P

Out of Stock

Green sighed loudly. Another boring day at the gym – no one had come in for a battle at all today which was highly unusual. Around this time of the year trainers were scrambling to get badges because the league championship was about to kick off. Green sighed again and rested his head against his arms.

And here he was stuck being bored. What a fantastic way to spend the day.

He wasn't allowed to close the gym till seven at night and it was only noon. Green bitterly laughed at himself. Hell, he'd at least like to face his arch-rival, Red – but that silent ghost of a man was currently up at Mt. Silver doing who knows what. Green rubbed his chin and raised an eyebrow. Why did Red even go up to Mt. Silver? What was so special about Mr. Silver that he had to stay up there alone almost all the time? Green shook his head and furrowed his brow.

Red didn't make a lick of sense – but neither did this sudden calmness of the gym.

Green sighed and stood up. He needed to do something before he snapped. He glanced outside and noticed how peaceful and calm the town looked. Green smiled. It was really nice out today – and he decided to go on a walk. It wouldn't hurt to leave the gym unattended for thirty minutes, right? Green tossed on his sneakers and headed out the front doors.

He somehow snuck past the 'All-Knowing Asshole'. This guy (or rather an ambiguous blob – Green wasn't sure) was a rather pudgy balding brunet whose glasses were so thick you'd think you were looking into an abyss of fog. His short statute only worsened his appearance as his brown suit seemed it would give at any second due to the weight the man had acquired from years of a bad diet (or he was kinda like a ditto and just 'absorbed' everything that came into his sight – this was a daily fear of Green's. He never mentioned it out loud though – it was a hidden fear).

Also, this fat piece of crap was always telling dim-witted trainers how to easily defeat Green in battle. No matter how hard Green would try to keep his battling techniques a secret, the 'All-Knowing Asshole' always seemed to learn of these methods and would quickly inform everyone in his sight. Green wasn't sure how the man accomplished this and he kinda wanted to know but then again, the guy could be doing weird things to learn this – and Green wasn't sure he could handle that.

Once Green was outside and made sure the 'All-Knowing Asshole' hadn't seen him, he breathed a huge sigh of relief – he was going to have the best thirty minute break ev-

"Going somewhere, Mr. Green?" cooed out a low pitched voice. Green froze and slowly turned his head to be greeted, and sort of blinded, by the 'All-Knowing Asshole'. Green felt his stomach start to churn. He honestly didn't get why the league decided they decided to hire these type of people to give out tips to trainers. Hell, this guy was creepy – even some of the toughest bad ass trainers fled from Green's gym in tears. And the 'All-Knowing Asshole' only said hello.

"Yup. I'm going on a walk; I'll be back in thirty minutes," Green quickly spat out with a small wave. Green turned on his heel and started to speed walk to the closest poke-mart until he noticed a small sign nailed over his Gym's Sign. Green glanced up and then stared in awe.

"Badges are OUT OF STOCK at the moment. Please come back within two to three days. Thanks! – League Supervisor Bob"

Green felt his face go numb – and he couldn't tell if it was because he had turned his back to the 'All-Knowing Asshole' or for the fact he hadn't noticed this sign. This sign was the reason no one had be coming in today. Green felt his face burn as he turned and marched back into his gym. He made a bee-line for the phone and quickly dialed the number for the Pokémon Championship League.

"Like, hello! This is Didi! How can I, like, help you?" a high-pitched voice chimed out. Green grimaced and pulled the phone away from his ear a bit – he didn't feel like going deaf today. Green cleared his throat before speaking.

"Hi, this is Green, I'm the gym leader of-"

"Oh my gosh! Guys! I'm on the phone with Green!" Didi squealed out loudly in delight. Green grimaced again as he forced himself from hanging up the phone. He waited a few minutes (literally) for Didi to finally calm herself and when she did he finally spoke up.

"…Anyways, I was wondering who the hell I'm supposed to talk to about this sign the nailed on my perfectly manicured sign!" Green hollered out a bit more loudly than he'd like. Didi went silent and then burst into tears.

"I-I'm sorry Mister Green! I don't know who did that!" Didi bawled out. Green imagined her spinning circles in her chair (It could be a rolling chair – and how the hell could she cry in a rolly chair? Those things are fun as hell) crying crocodile tears. Green sighed heavily.

"Is there anyone there named Bob I can talk to at least until you're done crying?" Green asked. Didi mumbled something then handed the phone off to some deep voice.

"Hello, this is Bob, Manager of-"

"Yeah, Bob, I have an issue with you at the moment," Green spat out irritated. He was in no mood for anymore introductions he wanted to know why the hell that sign was up there. Green glared at his phone as he heard this Bob dude sigh loudly.

"What seems to be the issue?" Bob asked in a rather bored tune. Green rolled his eyes as he spoke.

"Yeah, this is Green, Gym Leader of Viridian City. I'd like to know why-"

"Oh, you're the mistake order. I tried to tell you earlier today but this really weird thick glasses man started towards me and I ran to the hills. I was going to call and tell you later but I was so frightened and disturbed by that man-"

"Yeah, I get it, the man you guys hired to give out bullshit tips is fucking terrifying. Now what do you mean by 'mistake order'? Green yelled out. Bob went quiet for a second then finally started to speak up.

"Well, we noticed you were on low supply last month when we visited and we placed an order. Unfortunately, we messed up royally. So right now, LT. Surge has a huge surplus of badges. Seriously, the dude is literally swimming in them – and passing them out like their worthless!"

Meanwhile in Vermilion City…

"Why in the hell do I have so many fucking badges?!" Lt. Surge howled over the sound of badges swishing and swaying under his feet. Last time he checked he had only ordered ten thousand. Now he had three times that amount and they were literally all over the place. The morons who brought in the large messed up order somehow broke open the box and clapped in their own stupid amusement as all the 'pretty shiny things' spewed all across the floor, causing Lt. Surge to lose his mind (and his Raichu. It's currently still MIA).

Lt. Surge pushed his way through the large mass of badges to the front doors of his gym. He glanced outside and then pushed opened his doors.

"Free Badges for everyone! Perfect time too – the League Championship starts soon!" Lt. Surge shouted. Heads turned and people bolted towards his Gym. Lt. Surge stepped to the side and watched people fight over the badges.

He couldn't help but laugh – this reminded him of the day after thanksgiving. What was it called? Black Friday? Eh, close enough.

Meanwhile at Viridian City…

Green angrily stared off into the distance as Bob continued on apologizing profusely and explaining his horror and fright of the 'All-Knowing Asshole'. Green pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed loudly. Green cleared his throat.

"If you don't mine me interrupting, I'd like to know when I can get those badges," Green spat out, highly annoyed he was in this situation in the first place. Green waited impatiently as Bob shuffled through his papers. Bob sighed. Green tensed up.

"Well, it seems like the soonest when can get you some more is in three days. Until then you're gym is to remain closed. You can take this time and go on a small break if you'd like," Bob huffed out. Green had to fight the urge to slam his head off the wall.

"This is simply ridiculous!" Green screamed out as he smashed his fist off the wall. Bob sighed.

"This is the fastest we can get them to you, Green. Please understand this," Bob said as he cleared his throat. "It's not like we meant to mess up the order, Green."

"Fine, whatever, "Green spat out. Green slammed the phone down just as Bob was mid-sentence. Green shrugged his shoulders and turned around. He was greeted by thick glasses and the stench of creepiness.

"So do I get to go home early today too? I have some pleasant things planned for myself this evening," the 'All-Knowing Asshole' cooed out. Green shuddered in fear and held back the urge to run away crying to his mom as he wet himself. Anyways, what the hell did he have planned anyways? Green shook his head. Green didn't actually want to know what he was going to do but a small part of him just knew it was probably going to be illegal (and whoever it affects, Arecus bless them).

"Y-yeah, sure. Go ahead," Green mumbled out. The 'All-Knowing Asshole" slithered away, making a strange giggling noise (Green wasn't sure how the eff he hadn't wet himself in sheer terror). Green sighed in irritation. He was being forced to take a three day break because the League went all derp and ordered the wrong thing. Green glanced out his window.

He wasn't really in the mood for that walk now despite how nice it was looking outside. Green plopped down on the Gym floor and stretched out, yawning loudly. He was, however, in the mood for a nap.

Meanwhile in Vermilion City…

"Lt. Surge! W-What's going on?!" cried out a rather meek passerby. Lt. Surge turned and eyed the meek man up. He laughed whole-heartily and slapped the man on the back (Probably fractured his spine but ya know, YOLO). The man stumbled forward with a huge yelp.

"You don't need to worry about anything, Civilian. I'm just being rather charitable," Lt. Surge said as he side stepped to the left to avoid being struck with a chair. The meek man watched in horror as people were diving into Lt. Surge's gym for free badges. Lt. Surge grinned and pushed the meek man into the madness.

"Don't worry! You might lose a finger or two but hey – you'll at least finally have that badge you've been trying so hard for!"

Meanwhile in Viridian City

Green had just woken up from his nap – the sun had set while he was sleeping. He looked up at the clock and noticed at least five hours had passed. Green sighed. How the hell was he supposed to last three days like this? Green stood up and stretched out. He could at least head home now. It's not like he could accept any challengers anyways.

Green packed up his stuff and quickly closed up the gym. He flicked off the lights and sighed loudly. He was being forced to take a break. He didn't want to take a break because the gym took his mind of certain things.

More like a certain arch-rival of his.

Green started back home and on his way home stopped at the Pokemart and ended up hearing rumors that Vermilion city was currently in chaos due to Lt. Surge having a large supply of badges. Green couldn't help but laugh. Guess Lt. Surge was literally just passing them out just like Bob had said earlier.

After Green made his stop at the Pokemart, he started back to his house. His house was of course located in Pallet Town. The town where he and his arch-rival grew up together. Green couldn't help by smile a bit. Despite being arch-rivals and everything, Green still appreciated Red. If it wasn't for Red, Green wouldn't be the way he is (Which one could argue that Red is a dick for creating this terrible egotistical monster. Way to go, ya dick).

Green smiled fondly as he thought of Red. Red was a bright cheery person despite his quiet exterior. Red rarely talked to anyone – seriously. Everyone knew of 'The Silent Champion'. He was recognized by everyone – but they didn't know him like Green did.

Green sighed as he neared his house. But it really didn't matter that Green knew Red better then everyone else. Red was always on Mt. Silver – hell, he hadn't seen the guy in four months. But he knew Red wasn't dead. He just had a gut feeling. Green finally reached his house and noticed that his door wasn't locked. Curious, he peaked into his house and noticed someone was on the couch. Green snuck over and peered in, trying to figure out who the hell was in his house.

Green turned on the light near him and gasped.

There, on his couch, was Red – sleeping happily with a little bit of drool sliding down from his lip. Green stared in awe, watching Red sleep.

Why the hell was Red here?

NOT The End.

A/N – So yeah, I said I'd make this a one shot…..

I HIGHLY doubt it'll last as a one shot because my over-active, imagitive-ridden brain is like:

"BUT DER IS LYK SO MENY WAIS IT KULD GO, GURL!11!1!"

Yeah, so, This'll probably be a multi-chapter thing. And I'm going for a sillier one with romance. This one is going to be shorter (Or I at least say that and fool myself) than my other stories. If you've read, or have at least taken a gander at, my story, "Ending of a King's Reign" it's pretty god damn serious.

As in its kinda like Law and Order – You get so drawn into the show that you actually think you're part of it then realize you're just on your couch eating potato chips and ice cream (I do, so what? Come at me broski).

But yeah, so this is more comical. So you better laugh or at least chuckle or grin a little. Come on, smile for me. I'd like to take pictures of them and give them to the 'All-Knowing Asshole'.

He'd enjoy them a lot.

Anyways! I hope you enjoyed!