And another NaLu story, hooray! I finished my other story, Forgive Me. Well, it wasn't really NaLu, but it was for Fairy Tail. Enough of me, and enjoy the story!

"Come on, Luce! It will be fun!" Natsu said, as him and Lucy walked in the guild. Lucy frowned. "It's my first time, though! I don't know if I will do it right."

Gray, Erza, and Mira looked at them. "What do you think they're talking about?" Erza whispered to Gray and Mira. "It seems like they're talking about..." Gray started, but stopped. "We'll find out soon." Mira said.

"Come on! Even though its your first time, I know you'll do fine!" Natsu said. Lucy thought about it. "Fine." Natsu smiled. "Yay! Lets go already!" Natsu grabbed her hand and they went out, behind the guild.

Erza, Gray, and Mira followed them. They soon arrived at the back of the guild. The trio hid behind some very thick bushes. Mira started squealing. "Shut u, Mira! We can't hear!" Erza and Gray said in unison. "Oh! I hear something!"

"Come on, Luce!" They heard Natsu. "I can't, its too hard! Be more gentle!" They heard Lucy.

"I think they're having..." Gray was red. Erza finished his sentence. "Sex..." Mira was smiling a very creepy smile. They continued listening.

"Its easy. Just do..this!" Natsu said. "I told you to be more gentle!" Lucy screamed. "Sorry!" They heard Natsu apologize. "Okay, like this."

By that time, Erza and Gray were all red. Mira, she was just trembling in excitement. "When do you think they got together, Erza, Gray?" Mira asked. They didn't answer her question. "Umm, I should leave..." Gray said, and stood up. Mira pulled him back down. "They'll see you. And if you leave..." Mira cracked her fingers. Gray gulped. "Just listen." Erza said.

"Okay, I think I got it!" Lucy said. "Okay!" They heard some moving. "I'm coming, Lucy!" They heard Natsu say. "Me too, Natsu!" The trio then heard shouts. After a while, they heard them speak again. "That was fun!" Natsu said. "Yeah, we should do that again!" Lucy said.

"Okay, I had enough." Gray peered out, and saw Lucy and Natsu in a fighting stance. Erza and Mira came out too. "What are you guys doing!?" Gray yelled. Natsu and Lucy turned their attention to Gray, Erza, and Mira. "We were sparring. Lucy wanted to learn some close combat fighting, so she asked me for training," Natsu said. "Why?"

"Umm, Nothing! Well, I want to have a drink, come on, Erza, Mira." They all walked away. "I thought they were having fun time..." Mira said, disappointed. "You know that they won't do that. But, it did sound like that..." Erza said. "They'll get together sooner or later." Gray said. "Man, we have such dirty minds!" Erza, and Mira nodded In agreement. They laughed the whole way back to the guild.

Natsu turned to Lucy. "So, are you tired?" Lucy nodded. "Yeah. Do you want to have sex later tonight?" Natsu smiled and kissed Lucy. "Sure!"

I loved how this turned out! It was funny. I came up with this idea during my P.E class. We were practicing this tennis sport thing, and the way you grunt when you hit the ball is funny! Well, hope you like it!

Reviews are appreciated! BYE!