Pinky-The-Assassin does not own Transformers, no matter how much she wants to.

Rules and Guidelines by Erin Jones

Enforced by Prowl

Rule 36

Ask an Autobot or Adult Before Leaving the Base

(Because they will think you have been kidnapped or worse if you don't inform them)

Rule 37

Banned Songs List Cont.

- Uptown Funk

- Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

- Any Veggietale Song

- Cotton Eye Joe

Rule 38

Quoting Either of the Ace Ventura Movies is a Big No-No

-Yes Satan. Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

(Me when Galloway was yelling my name)

-I have exorcised the demons...this base is clear.

(Jazz when Galloway finally left)

-I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Shoot me. I DARE YOU!

(me right before Optimus had to come save me from Megatron)

- Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things YOU wanna do.

(Summer when she had to go with Ratchet for a check up)

-Loo-hoo-ser-her

(Almost everyone on base)

Rule 39

Banned Items List Cont.

- Remote Control Spiders

- Spray Cheese

- Bubble Wrap Unless it is Used For Packing

- Food Coloring

Rule 40

Wheeljack and Erin are not to be in the Same Room Together unless Supervised (Prowl)

(Ratchet has complained to me too many times about the injuries those two get from their "experiments")

(And the rest of the base is tired of them destroying the base and damaging equipment)