It was a sad, gray, cold morning. It was the Fullmetal Alchemists funeral. Al was giving off dry, rattled sobs from inside his armour, and Winry was just crying. Even the great Flame alchemist could not stop the tears from coming to his eyes. It was Roy Mustang who gave the respectful eulogy.

"We are gathered here today to mourn The Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric's death. He had died so young, his life so shor-"

Roy was cut off as the ground beneath them started shaking. An automail fist- no, Edwards automail fist punched through. Then Ed popped out of the ground. "DON'T CALL ME SHORT, YOU BIG OVER GROWN HUMAN BEING"

Then he seemed to realize what was going on.

"Why in the world did you people bury me? And who gave that B****** permission to say my eulogy? I was just tired and felt like sleeping in the coffin because there wasn't anywhere else comfortable enough to sleep!"

Then the very much alive Edward Elric stalked off, muttering about idiots and stupid Colonels and leaving everyone behind either shocked and flabbergasted.

Roy blinked. "Well then..."

Yeah, I don't know. I got this idea on an airplane and wrote it down. I showed it to my siblings and they were like "Okaaaayyyy..."

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