Reading Hunters Daughter

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Mom." That one word caused all hell to break loose. The Hunters were screaming about Zoe having a male child, the five year olds were screaming questions at Percy, Zoe was standing there like a statue, Thalia and the two Di'Angelo siblings were laughing their heads off, Artemis was sitting in her throne shocked, Poseidon was trying to question Percy, and the Campers were questioning him as well especially Annabeth.

"Stop shouting before I use Fairy Glitter on you all!" Percy shouted over the noise causing those that knew what he was talking about to stop and gape at him while the others were confused.

"You mastered Fairy Glitter?" Zoe asked gaping at her teenage child who winced slightly.

"Yeah after the asshole tried to kill you I may have gone a bit off the deep end…" Percy said sheepishly while scratching the back of his neck as Thalia and Bianca snorted.

"A bit? Perce you mauled the bastard so badly he almost isn't able to hold up the sky anymore!" Thalia said causing Bianca to nod while everyone who knew who it was holding up the sky blanched in disbelief.

"That's what the bastard got for attacking mama and grandma!" Percy retorted without missing a beat…there was a heartbeat of silence before the teens from the future broke it snickering.

"What's so funny?" Percy asked confused by the sudden snickering of her friends as their eyes darted to Artemis before they began outright laughing.

"Just remembering…the…look on your…'grandma's…face when you…first called…her that…to her face!" Thalia managed to get out before she began laughing so hard she couldn't breathe while Percy began giggling as well at the reminder of it.

"That was funny as hell." Percy agreed giggling while Zoe was confused.

"Thy is confused. Are thou not male? And who is it thou refers to as 'Grandma' thy mother has long since faded?" Zoe asked confused as hell as she looked at Percy, placing a hand on a confused Pleione's head.

"Huh? Oh no I'm not male, I just dress like it to keep the perverts away from me. Grandma…well, besides Lady Hecate who I just call Granny to annoy her, she's the closest thing to a grandmother I have from your side of the family mama. You once described her to me as the closest thing you've had to a mother after your father banished you from the Garden." Percy said blinking at Zoe who growled at the mention of perverts before looking confused at what Percy said….her confusion then leaving as she blushed a deep red when she realized who it was Percy was talking about.

"And…she does not mind that thou calls her 'grandma'?" Zoe asked raising an eyebrow at her daughter who grinned widely at this, snickering slightly.

"Well she looked rather poleaxed at first but after that she was okay with it…although for some reason her eye keeps twitching every time I refer to her as Grandma. Granny finds it funny as hell." Percy said grinning while the future group laughed harder.

"She reacted better than great-grandpa did. He nearly fried me the first time I called him Uncle-Great-Grandpa." Percy said snickering, now Bianca and Nico were almost dying of laughter literally.

"Who dares attack my child?!" Zoe asked, well hissed more like, her eyes becoming dark and murderous.

"About half of the monsters and a couple of gods and goddesses too. Aphrodite in particular loves to mess with me, mainly my love life." Percy said with a shrug of her shoulders, causing Zoe to hiss at the love goddess.

"I think she thinks I'm male too cause she keeps having different girls flirt with me. It's kinda funny to see their reaction when I'm not fazed or when they learn I'm a girl." Percy said scratching the back of her neck and causing Thalia and Bianca to bust out laughing.

"Like when Reyna was flirting with you and found out by accident that you were a girl?" Thalia asked snickering at the memory of that. She hadn't known Reyna did poleaxed.

"Or like that time that the new Amazon queen kissed you full on the lips before finding out you're a girl?" Bianca asked causing Percy to blush brightly.

"What about that time when that one Huntress gave you a kiss as thanks for saving her, and everyone was sooo confused when Lady Artemis wasn't pissed off and instead laughed like hell? The other Hunters turned soooo red." Thalia added trying to stifle her laughs and failing epically.

"Ohh! Or that time when Katie hugged you and kissed you in front of the whole Demeter cabin and they all found out you were a girl?" Bianca asked while Percy buried her face in her hands as jaws were dropping lower and lower.

"Not to mention that time when you saved Annabeth and she and Lady Athena were so grateful that they both kissed you? They were soooo embarrassed and then really upset when they realized that they never figured out you were a girl." Thalia continued while Athena turned a deep shade of red and Zoe was steadily glaring worse and worse at everyone and everything.

"Or that time when Calypso kissed you and nursed you back to health for two weeks after you washed up on her island?" Bianca asked.

"Or that time on Circe's island when she nearly turned you into a hamster and tripped over a stool leg, sending you both tumbling to the floor with her lips on yours?" Thalia ticked another one off of her fingers.

"Oh! And that time when Nemesis thought you were interested in Eris and kissed you before realizing you were a girl!" Bianca added.

"Oh yeah I remember that! Eris had seen the whole thing and kissed Perce too! They were soooooo red after that." Thalia snickered heartily while Percy groaned.

"Yes I get it. A lot of different girls, goddess and demigod alike, have kissed me thanks to a bunch of different circumstances. Can we get on with figuring out why we're here now?" Percy groaned as she glared at the two while Zoe was literally growling by now.

"Hey you can't forget Rachel! She may be mortal but she kissed you too and even said she didn't mind if you were female or male!" Thalia said snickering heartily and causing Percy to slam her head into a column, cracking the marble column as she did so.

"She also said she didn't mind sharing you…" Bianca said snickering as hard as Thalia while many guys were nearly dying of nosebleeds by now.

Thalia's next comment made Percy slam her head into the column again while the boys, aside from Pleione's brothers, were finally blown back via nosebleeds.

"That was hilarious! Especially since most of the others agreed and formed a fan club for you! The amount of times you've hidden with the Hunters to get away from the fan club numbers in the hundreds by now!"