"Hey, Josh, do my homework for me?" Drake asked.

"No." Josh replied flatly.

"Please?"

"No."

"Por favor?"

"DANG IT, YOU JUST HAD TO BRING OUT THE MEXICAN ROBOT!"

"So you'll do it?" Drake asked hopefully.

"...All right." So then Josh was sitting down at his desk, doing Drake's homework for him. Drake was playing his guitar. Suddenly, the earth beneath their feet seemed to start shaking.

"W-What the heck is going on?! Drake stammered, trying to keep his balance.

"I-I DUNNO!" Josh stuttered as he stumbled over. Then he fell on the floor. He got back up, and both him and Drake ran to the window to see what the heck was going on. They stared in horror as they saw what looked like a black hole, absorbing everything. Cars, houses, people...all of it was sucked into the void. Drake suddenly felt himself getting pulled towards it. He clinged to the window sill desperately, trying to keep his grip. Then he got blown straight out the window, still clutching at the window sill.

"DRAKE!" Josh shrieked as he grabbed at Drake's hands and tried desperately to pull him back in. Drake clutched Josh's hands as hard as he could, his face contorted into an expression of sheer terror.

"JOSH, HELP ME!" He screamed.

"I'M TRYING!" Josh yelled in desperation, still clutching Drake's slipping hands. Drake couldn't hold on. His hands slipped out of Josh's grasp, and he was sent straight into the void, screaming in absolute fear.

"DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Josh screamed, reaching out for his brother. Then the power of the wind became too much. He felt himself getting pulled into the void as well. He closed his eyes, ready to accept his fate. But a being elsewhere had other plans. Josh didn't notice as he was engulfed by a bright light, which took him elsewhere...

Meanwhile...

"GOKU, THIS ISN'T WORKING!" Piccolo shouted as the group shot their best Ki attacks into the void that was swallowing everything.

"I KNOW! I'LL TRY A SPIRIT BOMB!" Goku shouted back.

"KAKAROT, THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT NOW!" Vegeta snapped. "BY THE TIME YOU GET ANY POWER IN THAT THING, EVERYTHING WILL BE DESTROYED!"

"AW, BE OPTIMISTIC VEGETA!" Goku shouted back.

"VEGETA'S RIGHT, GOKU!" Krillin yelled. "IT'S WORKING TOO FAST!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, BALDY!" Vegeta snapped.

Krillin Owned Count: 1

"AAAAAAND HE'S ALREADY GONE." Tien deadpanned loudly as Goku flew up. Then, he felt a powerful force pulling him down.

"AH! Guys...it's so...strong..." Goku struggled against the force pulling him in.

"DAMN...WHAT IS THIS THING?!" Piccolo struggled as well.

"AGH! EVEN MY SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF IT!" Vegeta said furiously.

"W-WHAT DO WE DO?!" Gohan asked, terrified.

"SENZU BEAN!" Krillin tossed a senzu bean at Gohan. It hit him on the forehead and bounced off. Everyone looked at Krillin with deadpan expressions...then they were all sucked into the void, screaming in terror. All except Krillin, who stared for a few moments. "...SENZU BEAN!" The bean was sucked into the void. Krillin then grunted as he too was sucked into the void. "AGH! OH GOD, NO!" He struggled,desperately trying to fly away...and was enveloped in a bright light, which sent him elsewhere...

Meanwhile...

"HEY GUYS, A LITTLE HELP!" Stevie said with an out of place smile as he clinged to the windowsill of Ian and Anthony's house.

"F*CK OFF, STEVIE, YOU SELFISH BASTARD!" Anthony snapped.

"YEAH! WE COULD DIE!" Ian added as the void sucked in Boxman.

"Dude... I guess this is it..." Antony said sadly.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID BLACK HOLE! YOU'RE COMMITING MURDER, AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!" Officer Anous started pelting the portal with bullets...and then got sucked in himself.

"Yeah..." Ian whimpered as Little Billy was sucked into the portal, crying hysterically.

"I just want you to know...you've been a really good friend." Anthony put a hand on Ian's shoulder as Antoinette was sucked into the portal as well.

"Ugh! This stupid portal better not mess up my hair!" She rolled her eyes as she was sucked in.

"You too, man." Ian replied. The two friends exchanged a hug.

"GET A ROOM, YOU TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ian's Mom yelled as she was sucked into the portal.

"MOOOOOMYYYYYY!" Ian shouted. "WHO'S GONNA BUY MY PIZZA ROLLS?!"

"IAAAAAAAAAN!" Anthony screamed as he got sucked into the void.

"AAAAAAANTHONYYYYYYYYY!" Ian reached out to his friend. He fell to his knees, buried his face in his hands, and started crying.

"Ya still have me!" Stevie said happily.

"F*CK OFF, STEVIE!" Ian snapped. Suddenly, both of them were enveloped in a bright light, taking them...elsewhere.

Meanwhile...

"RYAAAAAAN!" Sean Fujiyoshi screamed as he was sucked into the portal.

"SEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAN!" Ryan Higa screamed, reaching for his friend.

"RYAAAAAAAN!"

"SEAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Sean disappeared into the void. Ryan stared in shock and horror, knowing he was next. ...NOT! He was teleported elsewhere...

Meanwhile...

"Okay, this could be really good for ratings... BUT REALLY REALLY BAD FOR THE WORLD!" Chris McLean shook Chef by the shoulders as he screamed this. There were only five of them left: Chris, Chef, Zoey, Cameron and Mike. Mike was clinging to Zoey and Cameron's hands as best as he could, trying to keep them out of the void.

"CHRIS! HELP ME OUT HERE!" Mike yelled.

"I DON'T WANNA GET NEAR THAT THING! I COULD DIE!" Chris screamed.

"SO COULD I, YOU DON'T SEE ME COMPLAINING!" Mike screamed.

"MIKE...I'M SLIPPING!" Zoey panicked.

"AGH...I...CAN'T HOLD...ON!" Cameron panted. Mike watched in horror as he felt his grip on them come loose.

"CAM! ZOEEEEEEEEEEY!" Mike screamed as they got sucked into the void.

"THIS IS SOOOOO BAAAAAD!" Chris whined.

"SHUT UP, ALREADY, MCCLEAN!" Chef snapped. Then the roof of the building came clean off.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chris screamed in terror as the void sucked him and Chef in, the latter closing his eyes and accepting his demise. Mike would have joined them...if not for Manitoba taking over and latching onto a doorknob with a rope that happened to be flying past.

"Thank you, Manitoba..." Mike whispered as he regained control.

"No worries, mate." Manitoba replied from Mike's head. Then, the teen was sent elsewhere via magic light thingy.

Meanwhile...

"Well, I guess this is no different from being within ten feet of my wife." Walter deadpanned as he was sucked into the portal.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Peanut was screaming like a little girl. "JOSE, GRAB ME!"

"I cannot, senor. I have no arms." Jose said calmly.

"WELL FIGURE IT OUT!" Peanut snapped.

"I cannot, senot. For I do not like you."

"WHY YOU LITTLE..." The two continued arguing as they were sucked into the portal.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-Ooh, a beer." Bubba J grabbed the beer out of the air and started chugging it down.

"OH NO! MY BEST ACQUAINTANCES!" Achmed screamed at his acquaintances getting sucked into the void. "AND I'M NEXT!"

But he wasn't next. Thank magical light thingy for that.

Meanwhile...

"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!" Joey screamed.

"WHEELER, STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Kaiba snapped.

"I'M SCARED, SETO!"

"SHUT UP, MOKUBA!"

"BLOODY HELL, WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS THIS IS!" Bakura screamed.

"DON'T WORRY! WE WON'T DIE! IF WE DO, 4KIDS WILL JUST CENSOR IT!" Yuig shouted.

"DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE! THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WILL SAVE US ALL!" Tea yelled.

"Hey guys! I feel kind of funny!" Tristan said.

"What the hell do you mean, Tristan?" Duke Devlin asked. "...Tristan?"

Tristan was gone...

Meanwhile...

"JON! TIM! JOSH!" Emile screamed for his friends... but they were gone... All of his fans...his games...his cats...gone. And he was next. It was just like he said inSuper Paper Mario. The erasing of all of the Earth's history... He closed his tear-filled eyes and awaited the inevitable... then was saved.

Meanwhile...

"GEEZ, THIS IS JUST INSANE, AUTHOR!" Deadpool screamed at the computer screen, barely acknowleding the fact that every hero and villain in his world were currently being sucked into the void."I MEAN, I KNOW YOU WERE ALWAYS BAD ABOUT FIRST CHAPTERS, BUT THIS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING FOR HERE, ANYWAY?! FUNNY?! SERIOUS?! WHAT?! TELL ME! Aaaaaaand I'm disappearing, aren't I? Yep. I'm gone."

Meanwhile...

"OLIVE! SWEE'PEA!" Popeye reached out his hand. He saw the two people he cared for the most getting sucked into this thing. He then knew it was time for his trump card. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a can of spinach. He gave the can a good squeeze and the contents poured into his mouth. He smiled and got ready for action...only to see that Olive and Swee'Pea were already gone. He stood there staring in shock, horror and heartbreak. The spinach kept him from getting sucked in as well...and his emotions prevented him from noticing the light surrounding him...

And so, in a void...

Josh screamed as he fell down to the ground facefirst. He got up to his feet and looked around nervously. "D-Drake?" He said timidly. "Mom? Dad? Megan?" He looked around, and saw nobody. He was completely alone. Or so he thought...

[Hi there!] A pink, cat-like creature flew in his face, causing him to scream like a little girl and jump back, getting into a karate pose. The creature only giggled.

"WH-WHAT ARE YOU?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAMILY?!" Josh said shrilly.

[Aw, take it easy, Joshy.] The cat waved a paw dismissively. [I'm your friend.]

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE!" Josh shrieked.

[I'm Mew. A Pokemon. There! Problem solved.] Mew giggled.

"Look...where am I? What happened to my family?" Mew stopped smiling after that, and her expression became extremely grim. She looked down sadly.

[Sit down, Joshy. I have to tell you a story.] Josh, not liking where this was going, obeyed, sitting on an easy chair Mew created for him. [You see, Josh...there's a powerful being out there... more powerful than anything in the multiverse... He always thought other beings were inferior. He decided recently that the best course of action to take was to... destroy everything else. You see, Josh, you and I are on a planet way beyond his reaches. He can't find it even if he wanted to. Your homeworld on the other hand...] She paused and looked up at the teenager, who was staring at her, eyes begging her not to tell him what he thought she was. [...I'm sorry, Josh. ...They're gone.]

"No..." Josh said, fingers digging into the arms of his easy chair. Tears began forming in his eyes. "No... no, no, no, no, NO!" Josh got up and ran away.

[Josh, wait!] Mew stretched her hand out. Josh payed her no mind and kept running.

"Drake!" He shouted, desperately trying to find his family. "Mom! Dad! Megan!" He realized that it was fruitless. He fell to his knees. He then buried his face in his hands and started sobbing. He was there for fifteen minutes before Mew found him.

[...Sorry, Joshy. But this is for the best.] And so, Mew placed her hand on the back of his head. Josh's head shot up, but Mew was already finished.

"Huh? Mew... I was crying...but...now I can't even remember why..." Josh said in confusion.

[I don't know either, Joshy.] Mew said with a small smile.

"Weird...all I don't remember anything about my old life..." Josh scratched his head in confusion. He turned to Mew. "Are ...all...pokemon like you able to talk?"

[Well...that's a side effect of the light I used to bring you here.] The cat replied. [Fortunately, it's permanent. When you're on your journey, you'll be able to understand the Pokemon you make friends with!]

"Journey? Wha- OH GEEZ!" Josh was whisked away by another light.

[Don't worry, Joshy.] Mew said to herself. [You'll have a friend very soon.]

With Krillin...

Krillin slammed into the ground hard enough to leave an imprint of his body on it. He pulled himself to his feet with a groan, rubbed his head and looked around.

"Hello?" He called out nervously. "...Anyone here?! ...You better not be that tall scary guy from that video game Vegeta made me play!"

[Hello!]

"AAH! Whoo... what kind of alien are you?!"

[One exposition later...]

"So...my friends are all dead and my world is destroyed?" Krillin said sadly. Mew bowed her head. "Holy crap... Never thought I'd be the only survivor if something like that ever happened!"

[...Um..Krillin...isn't it a little too soon to say such a thing?]

"Probably." Krillin shrugged. "So now that leaves the question: what do I do now?"

[That's simple. You go with Joshy and meet the others later!] Mew teleported Krillin away.

Ian...

"HOLY CRAP, A POKEMON! AND IT'S A FIRETRUCKING MEW! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!" Ian shouted in joy.

[Exposition]

"So...Anthony's dead?" Ian whimpered. "Permanently?" Mew nodded. "WHOO! I WIN FOOD BATTLE FOR GOOD THIS TIME!"

"You don't care?" Mew tilted her head.

"Eh." Ian shrugged.

"...Goodbye, Ian." Mew teleported Ian away.

"Hi! I'm Stevie, and I-"

[F*CK OFF, STEVIE!] Mew knocked Stevie away with a ball of psychic energy.

Ryan...

"EEEEEEEEE! IT'S SO CUTE!" Ryan was clinging to Mew so hard she was turning blue and her eyes were bulging out of her head.

[Your...friends are...dead.] She managed to choke out.

"What?! That makes me sad. I need comfort... better hug you tighter."

[NO!] Mew broke out of Ryan's grasp and teleported him away.

"Fine, I won't be so rough next time." Ryan said in exasperation as he teleported away.

Mike...

"Huh?! Wh-what the heck are you?!"

[I'm Mew!]

Mike gasped. "Dagnabbit, you little whippersnapper! That only gives my old mind a slight idea of all this mammy jammy going on around me! I want real answers, missy!" Chester then whacked Mew upside the head with a cane he randomly had. "Where are those other young people? They still around?"

[Ouch...] Mew rubbed her cranium. Then she erased Mike's memories of his old life.

"Huh? Where am I? How did I get here? What day is it? Is it pudding night yet?" Chester walked around, scratching his head. Mew rolled her eyes and teleported him away.

Achmed...

"GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I HAVE TO BLOW IT UP!" Achmed panicked and tossed a bomb at Mew. The bomb exploded, charring Mew completely black, leaving only her comically wide eyes visible. Mew's body crumbled into ashes, and the disembodied eyes landed on top of the pile. "Ha! That will teach it to mess with me!" Mew's disembodied eyes narrowed, and a pink tornado twirled around the dust pile, bringing back Mew's true form. Mew turned to the dead terrorist.

[Your world's gone. Your associates are dead.]

"Oh. Damn it..." Achmed muttered.

[I'm actually getting used to that reaction, scarily enough.] And so, she teleported Achmed away.

Tristan...

"Well, I am insulted that the destruction of my world was treated as a big joke!" Tristan crossed his arms haughtily. "I mean, 4Kids probably censored the whole thing, but seriously!"

[You're still standing on me.] Mew deadpanned. And Tristan's foot was, in fact, planted firmly on Mew's back as she looked up at him in annoynace the best she could.

"Oh, so it's all about you, you, you now, is it?!" Tristan snapped. "What about my needs?! My world is gone! Which means... no more ice cream! Noooooooooooooooooooo-"

[This world has ice cream too.] Mew rolled her eyes.

"Oh. Okay."

[Goodbye, Tristan.]

Emile...

Mew was waiting for Emile's transportation to finish, tapping her foot on the ground impatiently. Emile then showed up. He ended up landing right on top of her, leaving only her tail visible from underneath his back.

"Ow..." Emile muttered, clutching his head. "What just happened?" He then felt something tapping his shoulder. He looked over and saw a pink tail sticking out from underneath him.

"No way..." He breathed. He immediately scrambled to his feet and stared in awe at the squashed form of Mew, laying facedown on the floor, flat as a pancake. Mew peeled herself off the floor, then looked over Emile.

[Hi, Emile! You don't look as...unintelligent as the past few people I've seen.]

"M-Mew..." Emile said, still in shock and amazement. Mew giggled.

[Big fan of pokemon, huh?]

"Y-Yeah! I played four Pokemon games on my old YouTube channel!" Emile said. Then he realized what he said and remembered what he'd lost. In order to prevent another Josh, Mew erased his mind.

"Huh? Wh-what was I just thinking about?" Emile asked.

[Oh, your future journey.] Mew said with a wink. [Bye!]

Deadpool...

"-And another thing!" Deadpool continued his rant against the author while Mew just watched with a raised brow and tilted head. "Just WHAT direction are ya tryin' to take this story in?! First we've gotworlds being destroyed, both dramatically and comically, then you got Josh's scene, which was depressing, then Krillin and beyond is just downright humourous, with funny dialogue and Mew suffering slapstick! And speaking of Mew... what the hell are you tryin' to do with her? Is she playful or sarcastic? Make up your damn mind! Geez, this is just low, even for you! I expect better from you, Gamer95! For shaaaaame!" And so, with his tirade over, Deadpool turned to glance over Mew. "So... the Marvel universe is dead?"

[Yes.]

"May be survivors out there?"

[It's a possibilty, especially for the likes of Doctor Banner and Johnny Blaze...]

"Well, that's jim-crackin' dandy! So send me to Kanto and I await Popeye!" Deadpool gave a thumbs up.

[Wha-how did...okay...] And Deadpool was gone.

Popeye...

"Hey! You might be the one that got me girl and sonny taken away from me!" Popeye shouted angrily as he punched Mew in the chin, sending her flying upward in an arc before landing headfirst in the ground hard enough to embed her upper body in it, leaving only her legs and tail sticking out. Popeye stormed up to Mew as she forced her feet onto the ground and started pushing repeatedly to free herself. "Yeah,nogoodlittlefeline,I'llteachyatomesswithmyfamily." He muttered under his breath in a totally different voice, not even moving his lips. He grabbed her tail and pulled her out of the ground like a vegetable. "All right, shorty! I'll gives ya the benefit of the doubt! What happened to Olive an' me Swee'pea?" Mew spat some rocks out of her mouth and told Popeye everything. Popeye stared at Mew with an utterly broken look on his face. "Olive... the best girl I could've hoped for... Swee'pea... he was so small... Wh-why when I get my hands on that goodfor nothin' palooka, I'll...I'LL..."

[Sorry, Popeye...] Mew whispered as she erased his memories of Olive and Swee'pea.

"Eh? What was I goin' on 'bout just now?" Popeye wondered, scratching his head in confusion. "And who're you?"

[I'm Mew.] Mew said with a small smile.

"Mew,eh?Guessthatmakessense,yadolooklikeacat." Popeye muttered. "Well...what am I doin' in a place like this, Mew?"

[You won't be here any longer, Popeye.] Mew teleported Popeye away. She closed her eyes. [Well...good luck out there, chosen ones...]

Authors Note:

Okay, thus ends what it, without a doubt, the WORST first chapter I have ever written in my entire life. Yaaaaaaaay!

Yes, the threat who destroyed the worlds will come back again. Not for a long time though. And that's just provided I don't get bored with this one.

Also, I'm taking ideas for the characters pokemon. [Except Josh, I have his entire team planned out. Achmed too. And I have six pokemon for Popeye.]