"Am I late?" I watched from the door, smirking amusedly as I watched a young, and quite livid, Tsunade turn around to glare at me. Though a blush highlighted her cheeks, her glare did not lessen.

"Why were you so late?!" She stomped up to me, shoving her finger into my chest with surprising strength. Huh, even without chakra she's quite strong, I thought before brushing away her finger.

"Sorry. I was just acquainting myself with the village." I watched as her brows furrowed in a mixture of anger and confusion, but I just smiled and looked past her, my gaze falling on Hiruzen.

"I am quite sorry to be late. After our introductions and such, we can go to eat lunch as a team. My treat." He nodded, and I turned to look at my other teammates. Jiraiya looked as he had in his old photos, with the same unruly hair and eternally perverted gleam in his eyes, and the person whom I believed to be a version of Orochimaru threw me for a loop. Instead of a male, I realized that Orochimaru's face was now more rounded, with large golden eyes that peered at me through long black lashes. Straight black tresses fell on slim shoulders and down a clothed back, and I had to force myself not to stare. Orochimaru was, for whatever reason, a female, and I couldn't help but look over at Hiruzen questioningly.

"Meet me on the roof as soon as possible." With that, the Hokage disappeared in a swirl of leaves, and I smiled at me teammates and acknowledged them with a nod before doing the same. As I sat across from Hiruzen, I questioned him on my teammates as I leaned back and relaxed. When the trio finally arrived, Hiruzen motioned for them to join me on the steps, and they quickly did so.

"Now, we will start by introducing ourselves. I will go first. My name is Hiruzen Sarutobi, I like my family and friends, and I dislike my enemies. My hobbies include going to the bar with my friends, and enjoying the hot springs when I have the time. My dream for the future is to protect Konoha and keep it thriving for as long as I am able. Now, Tsunade." The girl grinned before nodding.

"My name's Tsunade Senju. I like dango, my grandfather Hashirama, my grand-uncle Tobirama, training to become stronger, and relaxing. I dislike Jiraiya and perverts in general, though I especially hate those whom peep on women at the hot springs, and a hobby of mine is to play with my kitten. My dream is to be the best Senju matriarch that I can be, and have a respectable husband that will give me children that will carry on the Senju name." She motioned towards the female Orochimaru, and I waited with an air of interest to hear her name.

"My name is Osami. I like dango, pocky, art, and snakes. I dislike perverts, people who cannot appreciate the beauty of life, and toads. My dream is to have a good husband, and to die in battle, as there is no death more honorable." I nodded in respect, before turning to Jiraiya.

"My name is Jiraiya! I like toads, women, and using other peoples money while saving my own! My dislikes are people who don't like toads based off their appearance, when hot girls turn out to be lesbians, and when girls beat me up for performing research. My dream is to become an author of the most perverted series known to man, and to have a harem!" I snickered at his introduction, and Osami and Tsunade glared at me from over their shoulders. I raised my hands up with a shrug, and I smirked when I heard Hiruzen chuckle under his breath.

"My name's Naruto Hagoromo, and I like ramen, pocky, sake, and tigers. I dislike people who disturb my relaxation, and those whom hate ramen, as it is the food of Kami and deserves to be worshipped! My dream is to settle down and have as many children as I possibly can." Hiruzen smiled, and I grinned back.

"Now, to truly become a Genin team, you must pass my survival test."

Thank goodness I changed the absolute mess that was the first chapter of this fanfic.

Chow for Now!

Peace:)

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