Chapter 1

I have seen so many of these put out there so I am going to do my version of rules or warnings per say of being at the Autobot Base. This is my first try of this so I hope you guys like it. Also this is written by my OC Jordyn and the others chime in to voice their opinions.

1.) Do not ever leave anything out that is yours because more than likely people will hide it from you.

* Why do you even put this rule? I took your journal one time! One time! -Miko

* Exactly my point! When I said don't touch my book I mean it! -Me

* Yeah I learned that now ever since you threatened to break my guitar! -Miko

* Well it was to teach you a lesson! - Me

* And gave us a break from the head and processor aches! -Arcee

* (-.-) -Miko

2.) Remember to bring any necessary earplugs when Friday rolls around.

* I concur with this rule! -Jack

* Yeah last time I forgot mine, had an earache the next week. -Raf

* Didn't 'Bee think that you were deaf at the whole time? -Jack

* Yeah he did, but I reassured him that I wasn't. -Raf

* You guys are babies! Slash Monkey rocks! -Miko

* Your rock and our rock are two different rocks! -Me and Jack

3.) Saying the word Scraplet or make any drilling that sounds like them is not okay.

* Bulk screamed like a five year old girl! It was more hilarious than the first time! -Miko

* I actually found that funny! You did scream like a little girl Bulkhead. -Bumblebee

* I did not! Well uh...maybe...yes...Jordyn next rule! -Bulkhead

* Haha you got it Bulk! :) -Me

4.) Water balloon fights in the base are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!

* Ratchet was not happy about water all over the floor. -Me

* Yeah but you gotta admit it was fun. Let's have another one! -Miko

* I will confiscate your guitar for a month if you even consider it. -Ratchet

* (0_0) Never mind! -Miko

* Thanks Ratchet! :) -Me

* Jerks! -Miko

* :P -Me

5.) Do not EVER make fun of Arcee's height.

*You just don't. -Me

* I concur! - Bumblebee

* Agreed! -Jack and Raf

* Still think she is short. -Miko

* What did you say? -Arcee

* (0_0) -Me, Jack, Raf, and Bumblebee

* (Laughs nervously) Nothing! (Runs behind Bulkhead) -Miko

* Thought so! -Arcee

6.) Miko is not allowed to touch the Groundbridge controls! EVER!

* Yeah no kidding! -Jack

* Seriously? Why can't I? -Miko

* Many reasons Miko. Many reasons. -Me

* Give me four reasons. -Miko

* Me. Jordyn. Atlantic Ocean. Winter. -Jack

* Oh right. My bad! You guys need to learn how to swim better! - Miko

* (Face palms) -Jack

* And you're calling me a jerk? -Me

7.) Jumping and scaring humans is fine...Autobots not so much.

* Yeah don't ever go behind Arcee and scare her. - Me and Jack.

* What happened? -Raf

* She pointed a blaster at you guys...didn't she? - Miko

* (Sighs) Yes. -Me and Jack

* HAHA I wish I would've been there to see that! XD -Miko

* Even though it teaches you guys a lesson, I'm still sorry about that! -Arcee

* It's okay. I'm just glad you didn't actually fire. -Me

8.) Prank calling the Decepticons is unacceptable.

* Funny yet unacceptable. -Me

* Ha you admit it was funny! Doc Knock didn't see that coming! -Miko

* No he didn't, but don't ever do that again! -Arcee

* No matter how funny it is? -Miko

* Yes! No matter how funny it is! -Me and Arcee

* What is? -Optimus

* (0_0) Nothing! (Slowly walks away). -Me, Arcee, and Miko

9.) Never let Ratchet help you with science homework.

* Didn't we establish this already? - Miko

* Not in written context. Since I couldn't really write at the time. (-.-) -Me

* Still mad at Ratchet for that! - Arcee

* Are you being serious Arcee? That was a long time ago. -Ratchet

* She still has scars Ratchet. - Arcee

* (Ratchet and Arcee continue arguing) Moving on? -Jack

* Moving on. -Me

10.) Always bring your A-Game when it comes to racing and don't tell Optimus!

* Hey you stole my tablet Miko! -Me

* What? I just wanted to write one rule! -Miko

* That's fine, but seriously this rule? -Me

* I think it's an awesome rule! 'Bee you wanna race? -Bulkhead

* You're on Bulk! - Bumblebee

* (Watches them leave) Will they ever learn? Ugh doesn't matter they won't ever get in trouble. -Me

* They will when they get back. -Optimus

* Haha Optimus you rock! XD -Me and Jack

* :) -Optimus

To Be Continued

I know that last line was completely off Optimus's character in the show, but I thought it was cute. Since Jordyn and Jack don't have a father, Optimus is like a father figure to them. Anyways this is my first time to do this and I only did ten because they are super long with the dialogue. Well I guess that's it for now and no I'm not giving up on An Unexpected Family and I will start working on that! Until next chapter, see you guys later and reviews are appreciated! :)