Hey people! This is TeSsA-MaRkOv! Here're some facts about me.

Name: the title I was given at birth.

Age: 19

Appearance: Yeah, nice try!

Location: Computer. DUH! Where else would I be?

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, reading, crocheting, procrastinating... stuff like that.

Religion: I'm Mormon!!

Random facts:

-Since I'm Mormon, I don't swear. In my stories, I might refer to a swear word (ex: Raven, in Raven and the Beast, said to Adonis: "I would never marry you, you sick bas—!"), but I do not use them.

-I'm alergic to chocolate, candy corn, candy pumpkins, and thick icing. They all kill my throat. =(

-I'm a Conservative.

-I'm the youngest in my family by 11 years.

-I hate dialing people on the phone. I nearly have a panic attack everytime I have to call someone. XD

Well, I think that's it for random facts. Why? Cuz I'm lazy! :P

Stories/Story News-

Raven and the Beast: Yeeahhh... I'm writing the chapter right now. I'm sorry I haven't written anything in 2 YEARS! I'm so lazy... XD

Heroine of Time: I'm not writing this story on here any more. I've decided to write it on Deviant art. This is because 1) basically all of the characters are OCs, so it doesn't really fit Fan Fiction is most of them are my own characters. 2) I had no idea where the story was going at the time, so I changed it. A lot. So if you are still interested in it, go to deviant art and look up tessa-markov. _

Up Against the Wall: complete.

Future/Possible Stories

Twilight Princess- A novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I really liked the game and I would love writing it. It has just a great plot-line.

Really, my closest friend on here is IamtotallyKewlio. ImtK is sooooo hilairious!! They can always make someone smile... or make fun of them, depending on how their day has gone.

Likes: Friends, books, Heroes (TV show), Teen Titans, Legend of Zelda, Bleach (the Manga, not the chemical ;), Full Metal Alchemist, comics, anime, marshmallows, cake, brownies, , writing, drawing, reading, Seminary, stars (shiiiiiiiinyyyyyyy), Beer commercials (bad product, hillarious commercials) and fire (You've gotta admit, we all have a little bit of a pyromaniac inside of us!)

Dislikes: Bad grammar/spelling, rude people, people who won't shut up, people who don't give a crap about classes, people who never shut up during classes, High School Musical (You heard me! Stupidest. Movie. EVER!), Rap (most of the time, you can't understand what they're saying, and when you can, they're swearing, or talking about sex), rich people who brag about how much money they have, how some people who dye their hair constantly, people with eight different piercings in their head, people who will do something just because their boyfriend/girlfriend did it, people who like to start fights, Obama (me with the other 53 of Americans who aren't happy with him), politics (go freedom of choice! Boo people always arguing about it), Stupid cartoons (They got rid of Teen Titans... for MY GYM PARTNER'S A FREAKING MONKEY?!), and... I should probably stop now, shouldn't I? I've often been told that I have too many dislikes...

Favorite books:

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse,and Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

Harry Potter- by J.K. Rowling

Raven's Gate, Evil Star, and Nightrise by Anthony Horowitz

Fablehaven by Brandon Mull

City of Bones, City of Ashes, and City of Glass by Cassandra Clare

The Wizard, The Witch & Two Girls From Jersey by Lisa Papademetriou

Uglies, Pretties, and Specials by Scott Westerfeld (did I get his name right? Please tell me if I didn't!!)

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons by Dan Brown

Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

The Giver I can't remember who it was written by, but I read it in 7th grade, and it was probably the best school-assigned book that I've ever read

Beauty by Robin McKinley

Just about any other good fantasy book that I can get my hands on

Favorite pairings:

Raven x Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

Starfire x Robin (Teen Titans)

Terra x Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)

Uryu x Orihime (Bleach)

Rukia x Renji (Bleach)

Toshiro x Momo (Bleach)

Kyo x Tohru (Fruits Basket)

England x America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Favorite characters:

Teen Titans

Beast Boy (Not KF, ImtK!! XD)

Raven

Terra

Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki

Orihime Inoue

Uryu Ishida

Chad

Rukia Kuchiki

Renji Abarai

Byakuya Kuchiki (I used to hate him, when I read vol. 21, he became one of my favorite characters)

Ikakku

Yumichika

Kein Shiba

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Gin Ichimaru (I hate him, but at the same time, he's too freakin' cool to hate!! ...But he's still freakin' creepy)

Characters I hate:

AIZEN!! (Bleach)

Kid Flash! (JK! ...hehe)

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm dreaming of a white C--mas... Hey, why did they bleep me out?"

"Because you can't say C--mas! You have to be politically correct and say 'Holiday'!"

"Er... okay... I'm dreaming of a -- holiday... They did it again! Why did they bleep me out this time?"

"Because saying -- offends -- and black people. You need to be politically correct and say caucasion!"

"Uh... I'm dreaming of a caucasion holiday..."

-I have no idea who said this, but I like them. I say: Say Christmas for goodness sake! And if you don't celebrate it and someone wishes you a Merry Christmas, just take it as a kind greeting.

"I came, I saw, it sucked, I left. Someone better put that on my gravestone. That would be freakin' hilairious!"

-My brother

"That's what she said!!"

-Everyone at my old school.

"Students, we are going to be having a fire. This is not a drill. We are all going to die. Have a nice day."

-Me

"I've never played paintball before. I don't want to either, I'd probably hit myself or something."

"Yeah, then you'd get a concussion!"

"Oh yeah, great! I don't want a concussion!"

"Oh, c'mon! Concussions get fun after a while!"

Rachel W. and me

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck shot you in the face and stole your woodchipper!? Cuz a wood chuck can't freaking chuck wood, idiot!"

-My brother again

"I used to be home schooled until I came to this school."

"What?" -just came into conversation-

"I used to be home schooled."

laughs- "Oh, okay. For a second, I thought that you said that you had been a stripper before you came to this school!"

"...O.o... wow, that was special..."

-Me and Jenn

"It's not a myth... we're just idiots!"

-Someone from MythBusters... I can't remember! Agghh!

Thank you for viewing my profile! If I have offended you at all, you are welcome to come and hunt me down, bring chainsaws, guns, laser points, plasma grenades, zombies, shuriken, torches, pitchforks, fists, peanut butter, blunt objects, a video cassette of Barney's theme song music, a picture of Obama, and a nosebleed nougat and cause me pain.

Or simply send me a note, whichever you find easier.

-TeSsA-MaRkOv