Miss Rosie Realhide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Teen Titans, and Shakespeare. Name: Rose, but you may also call me Rosie. But not Shirley. Age: Eighteen. Status: Student Mood: Pleased. Source of mood: Rainbow colored toe socks and a peanut butter chocolate bar. :D Color of choice: Yellow. Blogs of choice: Hyperbole and a Half. :) The Bloggess. A Simple Apology. The Oatmeal. Cereal of choice: Lucky Charms. Season of choice: Summer, always. Books of choice: Um everything. From the Hunger Games to Capote's In Cold Blood. Wally Lamb's books. Augusten Buroughs. Robin McKinley. Alice Hoffman. Ooh, especially Alice Hoffman. :) Movie of choice: Dark Knight. We're married. T.V. show of choice: LOST... and (sigh) okay, True Blood. Animal of choice: Golden Lion Tamaran! And all bears. Hated animal of choice: Deer. Yeah, even Bambi's mama. Bacteria of choice: archaebacteria. Live on! Flower of choice: Sunflowers! In a field! Gah, that makes me so damn happy. Villain of choice: Joker Sexy villain of choice: David Bowie. I mean the Goblin King. Second sexy villain of choice: Alan Rickman. Obscure country of choice: Mauritania Word of choice: Falafel. Poem of choice: "True Love" by Robert Penn Warren. Pick-up line of choice: I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. Or... I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared (this one I actually got. I swooned.) Abrupt ending of choice: KTHNXBYE. There's not a whole lot more to tell you, my curious friend/potential stalker. I'm relatively nice, probably insane, and silly. :D I like to write but I love to read. For these reasons I don't usually update quickly. I am sorry. I understand your frustration, but I am also immune to hypocrisy. :) And malaria! That was a lie. I've never had malaria. :( Um... free hugs for everyone! |
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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Name of the Game by GoddessLaughs reviews
Summer has turned into autumn and wounds have faded into scars. But peace never lasts for long. Conclusion to Waiting Game and Game of Chance
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,995 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 12/27/2007
Sanguinary by cypris88 reviews
A dangerous secret irreversibly changes Lisa's life, and she is thrown headfirst into a world of politics, money and murder.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,933 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2007 - [Lisa R., Jack R.] - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6265 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 5,390 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Ashes through an Hourglass by Oy Angelina reviews
The Volturi is the only life Alec has known, Jane is the one person he ever loved and control is the definition of his being. Too bad Alec might not know himself as well as he thinks... - A teenage love story 350 years in the making.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,601 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec, Bree
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Harry by Rizzle reviews
By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Snow White, Some Sexist Short Guys, and a Necro by SushiChica reviews
Snow White with a feminist bite, though hardly comparable to the literary masterpiece known as Just Ella. Written for my Literature of Dissent class final. Yes, I gave it that title when I turned it in to my dean.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Snow White - Complete
Steamy Tower by SushiChica reviews
Robin and Starfire are feeling hot and steamy after a night out and engage in some awesome secks. I mean, sex. If I have to tell you the pairing, you should be shot. ONESHOT. Part 1 in the Tower Series.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Game of Chance by GoddessLaughs reviews
Coincidence is a funny thing and apparently, so is fate. Followup to Waiting Game.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,506 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Five Minutes by SushiChica reviews
Five minutes can't save this, five minutes can't change this. A bit of Jinx's quirky thoughts in a drabble for Miss Rosie Real's birthday.[JinxKF][ONESHOT]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Collide by SushiChica reviews
Sometimes life's big crashes bring about misdirected blame and hate. But if you work through all the complications, sometimes you'll find love. Four people, two relationships, one story.[RobStar][KFJinx]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Starfire, Robin
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Steadily Heartbreaking by GoldSilver02 reviews
Regardless of it all, Oliver Wood wasn’t an idiot. He knew that Katie Bell would choose Marcus Flint sooner or later. He just never understood why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Katie B. - Complete
Waiting Game by GoddessLaughs reviews
A job gone wrong lands Connor in the hospital, leaving the brothers with nothing but thier faith, a friend and a lot of trials to face. Rated for language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,780 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Gifts and Curses of Christmas by SushiChica reviews
A fluffy two part Christmas fanfic starring Jinx and Kid Flash. Happy Holidays everyone!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Screw the System by SushiChica reviews
After more provocation than even Raven can handle, the empath of the Teen Titans shows a poor emo teen what dark REALLY means, and how he's not really as hardcore as he seems to think. [Humorous Frustration Fic][ONESHOT]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Raven - Complete
Probability by WalkingInMemphis reviews
Red EyexLOST crossover. Three years after Red Eye, Lisa meets Jackson again on the doomed Oceanic Flight 815. Now she must live as a castaway with 48 others at the side of her greatest enemy. JxL
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Inflexible Flowers by Thalia Kendall reviews
She knows that there are no flowers aboveground now, either. It isn't enormous consolation. Persephone reflects upon her marriage to Hades. Oneshot written for a request.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by SushiChica reviews
[RaeRob][ONESHOT][Challenge Fic][Rated T for excessive sexual banter and language][For anyone with an open mind about pairings][Just read the fic, God, because this summary is getting long][Enjoy!]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,436 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11115 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
28 Days by Torenza reviews
Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,065 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Letters to Logic reviews
Wally/Jinx and Dick/Kori. Love impairs judgement. C'est la vie.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Take Me Away reviews
Can the sweet girl tame the bad boy? Can the shy girl fix a drug dealer and con artist? Kori and Rachel are in way over their heads… StarRedX, RavMal, many other side dish pairings.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,314 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/19/2006
One Hundred reviews
100 words whispered, snapped, exclaimed, screamed, unsaid. 100 piercing, screeching, laughing, silent words. 100 lies, secrets, dreams, stories. All genres, all pairings. Requests welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Memoirs of Mercutio reviews
This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
The Sound of her Voice reviews
AU. A love story about a deaf boy and a mute girl. Insert whatever pairing you wish.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The Almost Girl reviews
It's been years since Jinx has joined the Titans. But something is missing. Something is always missing. There's a song she can't stop singing, about a girl whose life is made up of almosts.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Mary Sunshine reviews
Plot: Your typical innocent girl Terra falls prey to bad influence sexy man with drugs Slade. Parody songfic style! Song: Mary Sunshine Reefer Madness Rated for suggestive material!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Temporary reviews
Because love this perfect has to be, only temporary. A twisted RedXStarfire oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Memoirs reviews
What makes a mask so mysterious? The man behind it: the emotions he hides. Theme: RedXStarfire.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Complete
If It's Worth Saving Me reviews
RobStar. Songfic. How long can you become a criminal by force before starting to think like one? How long can you get the thrill of stealing before beginning to enjoy it? And how long can you stay determined when there's nothing to fight for?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
