Hello, all you stalker-ish people out there.

The name's wierdbot, I'll accept any bad nicknames you may want to give me.

I'm currently writing one story (this is a lie), which I try to update every week (more or less) HA! AHAHAHAHAHA!). My regular updating days are either Wednesday or Friday, unless you know... I just don't...

I've finished my first year of Sixth Form so if I disappear for a while I will not apologise; my education/holiday is more important than all of you.

Also: I would like to thank all the people who review. I'm not a review-mad person but it's nice to see that people like my story enough to comment on it. Peace and Love to you all.

(Filler) Doop-de-do-da-dippity-do-da-yeah. (Filler)

Current Projects:

Just a Girl:

Just a Girl is a story that I'm writing to help improve my writing ability. Already, it has helped me so much that it's quite unbelievable. I'd like to highlight that this story is a Work In Progress and updates will be irregular, chapter lengths will be irregular and sometimes even writing style will be irregular. This is all due to the fact that I'm still developing my skills and Just a Girl is my tool in doing that.

Plot-wise: Just a Girl is the first in a trilogy that I hope to finish one day. It follows the events of the 2007 movie and beyond, adjusted to fit around the fact that in this story Sam Witwicky is a girl- hence the name Just a Girl.

Extras:

The song in Chapter Two: Va Va Voom was Haddaway - What is Love? - "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more..."

It was Barricade that called Sam in Chapter Four: Upside-Down.

The transformers, in the Just a Girl trilogy, will have G1-like faces (only with more detail like in the movie), G1 voices (only deeper and more human-esque (like the movie), and proper hands (four fingers one thumb).

I chose to change Ratchet's colours and vehicle mode. He's now a red and white (keeping with G1 and every other universe) Ford F450 Ambulance. Funny thing about this is that during my X-Mas shopping I found this toy- Rescue Ratchet. It's basically Movie!Ratchet with a G1 paintjob (Yes, of course I bought it). I'll be reworking this into my story but for now I'm sticking to the Ford. You can see my reference (Ford F450) here: (Remove the spaces):

http:// www. evginc. net/trucks/showTruck.asp?TruckID=69

Bumblebee will stay a 1977 Chevy Camaro.

(Filler) Doop-de-do-da-dippity-do-da-yeah. (Filler)

19/08/2008 - FUCK YES. Finally, an update. I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry that all the readers had to wait so long. Really and truly, I'm sorry. But, I'm back now and I want to get back into the rhythm I had before- no promises, but I hope I can do it.

Apart from this new chapter, I've been working on a few other fics (One-Shots)- they're all serious stuff so they'll take longer to appear but they'll get here. I'm super excited about them!

Anyway... If people are curious about how chapters are coming along, I've decided that I'll post updates about them on my LJ. There's nothing there now but, within the week, there'll probably be something fic-related there. Just click the Homepage link at the top of the Profile in a few days.

- bot