A collection of my comedy shorts featuring Alys Brangwin and Joss Howland, both new and those previously posted elsewhere.

Phantasy Star Zero. Though definitely idiosyncratic, Mayor Dairon is respected throughout the city that bears his name for his leadership and dedication. Which makes it all the more surprising to Ms. Lindow when he up and disappears. Does this really seem to be the caliber of work for the hunters who saved the world?

Barry blames himself for not being strong enough, while Lucas is forced to step up and be the hero. A sort of drabble story I thought of while replaying Diamond version, told from Barry's point of view. Hints of Lucas/Barry if you really squint.

When Jenna asks Ivan to read Felix's mind for her, you never know what you might find. Quick one-shot from Jenna's POV.

Dumbledore hires a Defense Against The Dark Arts professor with plenty of job experience training teenagers to fight monsters and Dark Lords. In fact, Harry's fifth-year professor may be more than a little overqualified. Or overkill. Or both.

The human condition is a conundrum and Rief finds Matthew's overprotective behavior perplexing. Matthew/Rief, a bit of Tyrell/Karis.

Or, why Kilbert fell in the hole.

A light-hearted look at goings-on within the Circle of Magi. It's life in the Circle Tower. But not as you know it. Set some time before the start of events in Dragon Age.

Uhura continuously flipped her hair and glared at Spock, who seemed mildly tipsy from the chocolate coated Matzo he’d ingested while Captain Kirk couldn’t help but bang his head against the table and ask himself how the hell this had happened. Passoverfic

Ashton and Rena do not approve of Claude's and Precis's disappearance when they were about to translate the Ancient Texts, so they go to look for them. However, events lead up to them getting into a situation that was rather...unexpected.

A story about Pike as he recovers from being held captive, and how he views his role in Starfleet.

Chekov/Kirk Slash Under all of Chekov's Russian exterior there was a small spark of something that always reacted when he looked at his captain. A small spark of something he couldn't understand. Something he had never felt. It scared him.

If one more person calls him cute, he will scream. ::insight to our favorite Russian::

...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.

The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left are my bones.

There were certain things that Ronixis J. Kenni would never live down, and falling into the harbour was one of them. Gen. Star Ocean: First Departure time

When an anonymous tip alerts Starfleet to possible sexual harassment on board the Enterprise, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy must endure a Fleet regulation lecture.

Kotor II: The male exile, Jinda, plays the infamous clip of Atton's death, but only after luring the scoundrel in to hear it as well. oneshot crack fic

NWN2 OC. Jess has dedicated her life to becoming an eldritch knight. As the time approaches to face the King of Shadows, she wonders what exactly she has missed... Another of my 'unusual pairings', mwahaha! Now complete and revised.

As the battle against Ultimate Evil draws ever closer, the adventurers of Crossroad Keep must band together to face their most terrifying challenge yet, or become the laughing stock of all Faerun. But there's something oddly familiar about the opponents..

Completely unapologetic tongue in cheek humor. Here are the 'official' manufacturer's guidelines to the correct use and various malfunctions of the fascinating but sometimes totally frustrating NWN2 companions. Enjoy!

Penelo reiterates what she erudited while gallivanting around Ivalice with her five companions on their suicidal attempt to win back Dalmasca’s freedom and kick Vayne in his external genitalia.