Greetings all, I be Fraggranark, lord and master of destruction, toast, writing, chicken sandwiches...ah, what else...hmmm

There is a high chance that in any Fairy Tail story I write, Gajeel will end up wearing a Hawaiian shirt at some point, either for a short time or possibly for an extended period. Why? I'm not certain why, but it amuses me.

Moving on:

OPEN CHALLENGE: in my capacity as a firmer believer that Whitebeard AKA Edward Newgate AKA The Strongest Man In The World is the most awesome character ever to exist, I issue an open challenge! So long as it is a character I possess informed knowledge, I will write something involving Whitebeard and this challenger to his supremacy. Make no mistake, this is not about power, it isn't about who is stronger. It is about who is more awesome.

I'll try my best to write it unbiased.

As might be obvious, I'm working on these stories anymore. I've rather lost my muse I'm afraid. Sorry.

Moving on:

I dearly hope that one day, a story of mine will be a recommended fic on TV Tropes. I desire it ever so much!

Likes: MANY things. Here's a list of different genre/types. Top 5, to keep things sort.

Anime/Manga
1) Slayers
2) One Piece
3) Fairy Tail
4) 666 Satan/O-Parts Hunter
5) Bleach
(Hell lets add some more!)
6) Naruto
7) Soul Eater
8) Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
9) Baccano!
10) Beelzebub
11) Full Metal Panic!

RPG/Tabletop Games
1) Warhammer 40K / Fantasy Roleplay (Old 2nd edition) / Fantasy Battle
2) Dungeons & Dragons; Pathfinder ALL THE WAY! No filthy 4th Ed for me.
3) Dark Heresy / Rogue Trader / Deathwatch
4) Shadowrun
5) Star Wars RPG

Video Games
1) Rift: Planes of Telara
2) World of Warcraft
3) Mass Effect
4) Dragon Age
5) Assassin's Creed

TV
1) QI
2) The Goodies
3) Red Dwarf
4) Stargate SG-1
5) Coupling

Cartoons
1) Megas XLR
2) Danny Phantom
3) The Tick
4) South Park
5) Spongebob Squarepants

I enjoy people falling down stairs, violence, fire, explosions, puns, violence, puns, and various other, far less interesting things.

Oh, I do find gender bending hilarious! Don't know why, but I do.

URGENT: I am looking for someone to beta a story I'm considering writing, a crossover between World of Warcraft and Warhammer Fantasy. However, ideally they would need to have read the Gotrek & Felix novels of Warhammer Fantasy as they are the focus of the story. Come on, who doesn't want to see the most (un)successful Dwarf Slayer go after the biggest nasties he can find? He'll show the Dwarves was a Dwarf is really made of!
Send me a PM if you're interested.

Currently projects: Off-line

Slayers & Fairies: Slayers/Fairy Tail Crossover. Chapter 7 is up, no clue on when Chapter 8'll be up.
Status: Not Being Updated
Beta Reader: InuOtaku911
Summary: Lina & Gourry discover an odd jewel while looting a bandit camp. Accidentally activating it, they're sent to Earthland, the nation of Fiore. Appearing as Team Natsu defeats a minor Dark Guild, after Lina & Erza have a chance to...'let off stress' via attacking each other, Lina & Gourry join Fairy Tail. Well, Lina joins since Gourry isn't actually a mage, but Makarov has a solution! Wait and see who they get partnered with!

Iron Maiden:
Status: Not Being Updated
Beta Reader: InuOtaku911
Summary: Gajeel consumes a delicious metal amulet entirely to spite a dark mage. It turns out that was a really stupid idea, when the amulets magic turns him female. Discovering the amulet and its properities has been absorbed into his, sorry, her system, Gajeel is told it will be either permanent and impossible to change, or temporary and she'll turn back when its out of her system. How long that could take is unknown. So, the net result is a very angry female Iron Dragon Slayer. What fun!

Current projects: Naruto

Gender Bending: Kiba:
Status: Not Being Updated
Damn, I really need a new title! Old story, first couple chapters just been modified a bit so not great. Anyway, got a bit distracted by Slayers & Fairies, chapter 6 nearly done. Might be a bit longer, I'm enjoying writing Slayers & Fairies and my new FT story a bit more then this one.
Summary: Helping Naruto against mysterious assailants, Kiba is hit with a deadly jutsu. In a bid to prevent him being mutated into a quivering mass of tumours and pain, Tsunade is able to save him, but the side effect is...he gets turned into a girl? Damn, Kiba needs better luck! Latest news is in: while on an easy mission in one of the overgrown training grounds, Kiba is controlled and turned into a feral puppet of a mysterious figure!

Ideas I plan on one-day writing. Probably when I'm done with Slayers & Fairies, or Iron Maiden. Feel free to message me if you think its a good idea and think I should do it next. Or wanna put your own spin on it after seeing it here. I don't really care if you come up with the same idea before, during, or after this time. But if you did see it here, at the very least send me a message letting me know. Its only polite.

Fairy Tail:
Cats of a Feather (working title): Happy, Charle and Pantherlily go on a quest together. Stupidty runs rampant.
Main Characters: Pantherlily, Happy, Charle.
Making Amends(working title): Levy forces Jet & Droy to go on a mission with Gajeel, to get over their...difficulty.
Main Characters: Gajeel, Jet, Droy, Levy, Pantherlily.
Untitled: Gajeel & Pantherlily inspect and critise the addition of the Exceed to the Gajeel Action Figure, as Max despairs. Over-criticalness and nitpicking ensures.
Main Characters: Gajeel, Pantherlily, Max.

Crossover: Fairy Tail X 666 Satan/O-Parts Hunter
Possible Titles: Devils & Fairies (notice a trend in my crossover names? Subtle, right?), O-Part Mages, 666 Fairies. I need to work on it a bit, yeah.
I fucking LOVE 666 Satan! The fact there is yet to be an anime of it sends me into fits of mind-tearing, soul-consuming RAGE! Ok, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but still. I really do want to write this when I finished Slayers & Fairies.

Slayers:
Untitled: Chaos strikes Seyrun as Phillionel is being talked into seriously considering a democratic change of government when he ascends the throne, despite being the only monarch in the Inner World who is both competent AND sane, not to meant an upright bloke. Amelia is getting bad vibes from the man come to spread democracy, so Zelgadis is called upon to help, despite the fact he dislikes both forms of government. Note: Not espousing any governmental system, I personally don't support monarchies, the only reason I like democracy is I'm on the bottom. I'd much rather a dictatorship, with me in charge, but I suppose I'll have to wait until my Cyborg Clone army is finished before I get that.
Main Characters: Phillionel, Amelia, Zelgadis.

World of Warcraft:
Path of the Darkspear: An AU, starting off when Vol'jin is talking to Thrall about how he is considering taking the Darkspear from the Horde. During the conversation with Thrall, Garrosh himself arrives to 'inspect' the newly built Echo Isles. An argument breaks out, and Vol'jin ultimately decides to leave the Horde. Calling Troll adventurers back to the Echo Isles, Sen'jin village is heavily guarded for fear of Orc attack. As tensions rise, the Trolls are spared immediate outright conflict with the Horde thanks to Garrosh's focus on first taking Ashenvale and pushing the Alliance out of the Barrens, combined with his personal derison of the Darkspear as a force. When the Zandalari appear, Vol'jin agrees to unite with them. Lacking Vol'jin's warning, the Horde and Alliance fail to end the growing threat of Zul'Aman and Zul'Gurub. A new Troll War beckons on the horizon, and Vol'jin will not let his tribe be forced from their home again.
Main Characters: Vol'jin, Zen'tabra, Daakara, Jin'do, the Zandalari
Includes things such as:
A Darkspear Death Knight finds new purpose as the host of Bwonsamdi, Darkspear Loa of the dead.
The restored Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlders, is wielded by said Death Knight.
Vol'jin and the Zandalari aid the Sandfury in the reconstruction of Zul'Farrak.