Normal life? Not anymore! Somehow, I've been transferred into Naruto's ninja-tastic world and the story started all over again! That's not even the worst part! Will someone explain to me why I'm in HARUNO SAKURA'S BODY! Revision complete. Narrative now in 3rd person.

L has proven Light's guilt as Kira. Now, in order to save himself from execution, and Ryuk from boredom, he must offer L the only thing he can. But will L take the offer? LXLight *COMPLETE*

Sasuke is kidnapped by Akatsuki, and is being treated as a sex slave, along with helpless orphans. Can he escape from Akatsuki with every orphan without getting killed by Itachi? WARNING!: contains hardcore. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!

Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.

A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?

Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.

Our love is eternal, volatile, all encompassing, painfully obsessive and as beautifully destructive as a universe gone supernova. It kills us but we can't let go... Structure, Pressure, Fracture, Rupture- how far until our backs break?

L is distracted. Light is worried. What happens when a little whipped cream is added to the mix? LxLight, Collab between Chips and Nikkia.

L is by no means an idiot.' One Shot.

In the end, a wish is just that; a wish. And even L wasn't so socially-retarded as to think otherwise.

LxLight. Dad was going to take me to go and see you when you were buried...I prayed every night beforehand that they poured cement in that six-foot-deep grave so you couldn't keep coming back to my room; to my house. I wanted to know if you were human...

Let there be hell.

What happens when Harry intrudes into space he's not allowed in? Will he go through Draco's punishment? WARNING; HarryxDraco, mature content! SLASH! YAOI! BOY LOVE! BOYXBOY! HarryxRon, SnapexDraco, ect. in future chaps and maybe a little LunaxHermiome!

Drunken sex is not the best way to start a relationship. Nor is it the best way to start a story if you want it to not suck. Stan doesn't want either of those things, because he's not gay and won't be talking about that night anytime soon.

Blamed for his Mother's death, abused by his father, and raped by his brother. Is there no one that can save Sasuke from this living hell? A/N: This fanfiction has been rewritten as an original story and is now available in paperback and on Kindle. The name of the story is Twisted Fate the Beginning! Book one in a series.

Ever wondered what the college applications of the Naruto characters would be? Wonder no more! For here all the Naruto characters compete to get into the top college, Konoha University! See their applications and the graders reactions! AU RxR

When Light loses his memory he becomes romantically involved with L. But when he regains his memory he can't stop loving him. Light is faced with the decision of a lifetime when he has to choose between love and justice. LightxL

my first oneshot lemon! Zero's done the unforgivable; he's fed off of Yuuki. He knew kaname would be angry, but when he's called to the night class dormitory to answer for what he's done, he finds that Kaname wants more than just an apology. is twisted

Yuki and Kyo can't hug girls, making other things rather, um, impossible. There is one obvious solution. Kyo/Yuki. Drabble, crack.

Kiba likes getting f%@&d by Shino. Theres more to it than that though so... Idk. Read and find out. It's not that long. Mature for language, word choice, and contains sexual content. Kiba and Shino FYI: Very choppy and written in present tense on pupose

He wanted her back; he'd change the fate she didn't deserve. Selfishly, he dove into his conscious, searching for her... not a demon. NaruHina. SasuSaku. TEMPORARY HIATUS

“I’ve always been curious about you, Femme Boy,” Gary said, his eyes never leaving Petey’s, “and you know what they say, ‘curiousity killed the cat.’” Gary X Petey! Revamp of chapter 2 up! Chapter 3 up!

It all starts with a party out at a club, drinking the night away. All the stress. Hinata takes the night as an opportunity to live if up. Naruto's emotions get the better of him. Will Hinata's father accept his her wishes? ON HIATUS

COMPLETE! At 17, Stan begins to have disturbing dreams about him and Kyle. Unaware to Stan, his dream carries events that establish their relationship they have, and 'once' had. Slash Stan/Kyle

Two team mates have a somewhat deep coversation over a bag of colorful sweets. ShinoXKiba My first try with the pairing, so.. yeah..

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!

In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.

[Oneshot, LxLight] L does weird things in his sleep. Then again, he does weird things when he's awake, too.

Shikamaru and Neji live their days in each other's thoughts, in bed, in the office, in the kitchen, away from one another, on missions, on death beds. Gaara sulks. Naruto cringes. Kiba whimpers. Friends react. Short-Long ShikaNeji drabbles.

Naruto can't keep quiet anymore and when a song comes to him while walking home, he sings it with all his heart. His voice catches the attention of one Sasuke Uchiha and the avenger follows him home. But what happens when he finds blue eyes staring at him

SasuNaru crack fic one-shot. Sakura wants to know why Sasuke's hair stands up the way it does. I can tell you that it's not gel! Rated for mentions of sex. Please review!

We take a look at the peculiarities of our Death Note characters. Crack. RaitoxL, LxRaito. Chapter 6 up!

SasuNaru Sasuke doesn’t like the Naruto Timeline. So, he creates his own TV show. Let’s just say… things will go his way this time.

Literally, thought up in minutes. The gang in the girls common room. They find out things about Zoey and Chase, and leave Michael and Logan to themselves. Crack? Yes. Maybe. A must read, hopefully.

Misa's stupidity leads to Light's downfall. My alternate ending to Death Note.

L's failed plans are making him frustrated, so he asks Matsuda. What does Matsuda have in mind?...

Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]

I l...love you, too, Inuyasha.' Kagome started bluntly and kissed him, flinging herself on him. Instantly, he caught her and they kissed with a hint of the passion they had for the other. The passion, of course, was subdued due to their inexperience...

Stan makes a discovery about Kyle. Style Crackish

Kakashi is out buying sweets for Team 7 when he walks past Naruto's house. He hears Team 7 inside so he goes in, only to find a complete mess and other horrid facts...THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI YURI READ WITH CAUTION

My version of the gameshow Family Feud with Naruto characters! Lots of yaoi, randomness, and insanity. Rated for language and suggestive themes. Please review!

NEW TITLE, YAY! Kiba x Shikamaru and Kiba x Shino drabbles. UPDATE! Chapter 5: Kiba's Second Birthday... Shino contemplates what to get Kiba. Refs to stuff in previous chapters. Background andor supplementary info for Make Your Move and Always Knock First

[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD

SasuNaru Fluff. Naruto has something special planned for Sasuke's Birthday! But when the Uchiha gets suspicious, what will the blonde have to do to keep his suprise a secret! R&R. No flames!

One Shot. KakaIru. Kakashi catches the cold and Iruka is the only around able to take care of him. What has the this world come to?

Tsunade leaves her house in the care of Naruto and Sasuke. Oh what fun they will have. . Yaoi

There's going to be a Valentine's Day Dance, and Shika has to choose someone to go with... ShikaNeji. Oneshot. Warnings inside...

The missing scene from episode 101. [KakaIru Oneshot].

Shikamaru gets kicked out of his apartment for the weekend by his roommate and has to find a place to stay and ends up in Neji's place. What will happen next? Only time will tell... NejiShika with a hint of SasuNaru, ChoIno, ShinoKiba, and who knows what

Breaking a very old and popular cliche [KakaIru Sasunaru if you squint and turn your head to the side and punch yourself in the face a few times.]

SLASH. Sakura invites Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Gaara, Hinata, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, Kiba, Shino, Temari, and Tenten to big uber huge slumber party sleepover thing. Kakashi and Iruka are there to supervise. Look inside to see Pairings. DISCONTINUED

/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!

Sequel to Naruto: Sex Ed! What would happen if say, Neji DID come across Kakashi's book? And how is Lee dragged into the mess? Both of these questions are answered in Neji the Hentai!

It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!

COMPLETED! Yes, you read right, completed! Chapter 4: Kakashi reads part of his book to his students... but what is their reaction? Some adultish humor in last chapter... BEWARE!

After a mission, Kakashi decides to take Cell Seven to a hotel. What is in store for the members of Cell Seven at this hotel...? [SasuNaru] [crack] [possible Sakura bashing]

ONESHOT Kiba is always horny and Shikamaru is lazy. Kiba decides to remedy Shika’s lack of motivation by purchasing a special potion to get his lover’s libido juices flowing. Though sometimes it is best not to mess with the forces of nature...[KibaShika]

There must be a reason why seven shinobis are staring into one window. Exactly how fast do Sasuke and Naruto reconcile? SasuNaru. Fluff, kind of. Oneshot.

That bad? Shikamaru breaks a family tradition and faces the consequences. ShikaKiba

Random ShikaNaru I wrote durring Spanish when we were watching a movie. Two teenagers have a little talk about liking someone... COMPLETE

Naruto over hears the girls talking about a slumber party and decides to have one of his own, but in order to do this he has to get the boys drunk. What will happen when a group of drunk boys have pillow fights, truth or dare and other party games.DONE