Still alive! Catch me on Discord if ya like: SkipperOtter#7196

My name is Skipper (not really, but it is a cool name), the 1313 is because 13 is my 'lucky' number and just 13 was already taken. I personally enjoy reading a lot, drawing (even though I can't really do well), and playing video games, especially RPG's and flying games

I am 28, transitioning male-to-female, living up in the middle of Illinois. Favorite movie is Repo the Genetic Opera. I'm pansexual, hella sexual, and an otter furry.

I enjoy reading the whole Redwall series. I have read each book six times, except for my two favorite ones, Pearls of Lutra, and Taggerung, which I have read about 20 times each. I enjoy otters the best (surprise surprise). My favorite character of all time, though, is defineatly Stitch, no competition.

Another good story is Simon's Experiments by Alius111, which had my favorite OC of all time: Simon. Once you read it, you'll understand.

Top 10 Experiments And Why

1. Stitch (duh)- He is just the best, obviously. And he looks good in blue, although a nice purple would do.

2. Angel- She’s beautiful, and looks kind of hot in pink. She also has a great singing voice, regardless of the turning evil bit.

3. Reuben- For all his cowardice, I really kind of like him. He’s great if you’re looking for a joke... or a sandwich.

4. Sparky- I like the ability, and electric yellow is kind of a nice color.

5. Launch- I really like him because he reminds me of Rufus.

6. Swapper- Probably up here, because if the experiments were real, he would be my only chance to know what it was like to be Stitch.

7. Digger- I like the fashionable tail he has.

8. Bonnie- Green is a nice color. I also like the real life Bonnie and Clyde.

9. Clyde- I like the arm. I also like the real life Bonnie and Clyde.

10. Squeaker- I like how fast he talks. It puts me in a blur sometimes.

Stitch Movies in Order and Why

1. Leroy and Stitch- Well, for starters, it shows just how cool Stitch is, with all the fighting. Also, the music is awesome.

2. Stitch: The Movie- I really like how it brings out the cousins. Without them, I might not have liked it so much.

3. Lilo and Stitch- This one gets the story going. It has some nice music, but is kind of tedious here and there.

4. Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch- Why is this one last? None of the Stitch movies are boring, but this is the one that I would be forced to choose as boring. It just takes forever to get through the story, and it is such a basic one at that. It also takes far too long for Stitch to lose power, and for anyone to notice it, save Jumba and Pleakly. If you watch the meter carefully, you will notice that it goes down quite quickly, but the movie still takes forever for him to hit critical.

My Top 10 Favorite Redwall Books (I prefer the Stitch movies to the books):

1. Taggerung

2. Pearls of Lutra

3. Triss (it sucks that Shogg had to die, though)

4. Mossflower

5. Long Patrol (baby Russano rocks!)

6 Martin the Warrior

7. Loamhedge

8. Redwall

9. Legend of Luke

10. Mattimeo

My Favorite Video Games (In no particular order):

Portal 2

Halo Wars (the game is AMAZING!!)

Sonic Unleashed

Jak and Daxter (whole trilogy)

Halo (1-3. ODST was ok. Reach wasn't bad, but it just didn't seem to be as dramatic as I thought.

Rock Band

Ace Combat 4

Gears of War

Army of Two

PORTAL!!

Call of Duty 4

Stitch: Experiment 626

Star Wars Starfighter/Jedi Starfighter

Ratchet and Clank (all of 'em)

Baulders Gate

Heroes of Might and Magic (1-3. hated 4, but 5 is ok)

Might and Magic 6-8 (9 was horrible. it sucked beyond all reason. 6 was my favorite. Wasn't really old enough to play 5 enough to know)

Rise of Nations

Grand Theft Auto

Guitar Hero III (currently on expert)

Guitar Hero World Tour (Currently on expert guitar... don't have drums and can't sing)

And too many more to name!

Favorite Quotes:

“Nothing is perfect; therefore I am perfect.”

"Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover it up." (V for Vendetta)

“Forget the fat lady; you’re obsessed with the fat lady!” (Independence Day)

"If you do not tell me where the other experiments can be found, I will begin, with the threatening! Ha, your threatenings don't threaten me. Then I'll threaten your family! Ha! I have no family!" (Stitch: The Movie)

"What do you make of this? Well, let's see: I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl..." (Airplane)

“There are some who call me: Tim” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"I am serious. And don't call me Surely." (Airplane)

"People should not be afraid of their government, the government should be afraid of their people." (V for Vendetta)

“It is the rabbit.” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“Yeah, it’s all beautiful. But then there’s running and screaming.” (The Lost World of Jurassic Park)

"Captain Stitch, the coucil has rece... You have coconut cake on your uniform." (Leroy and Stitch)

“I think: I'm gonna make a sandwich. Hey Gantu, how about a sandwich? I don't want a sandwich! Sure? Last of the bologna. I don’t like bologna! Too fatty.” (Stitch: The Movie)

"No way! Once a wierdo, always a wierdo. That's what my dad used to say. I didn't know you had a dad. Quiet, Yuki. In fact, I bet that's why your dog ran away. And I also bet he's never coming back. Yeaaaaaaaaah. Just like Myrtle's dad!" (Leroy and Stitch)

"No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I am no longer standing because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded." (V for Vendetta)

"Stitch! Abomination. Stupidhead. Yee-haw! Aloha! You're vile! You're vile! You're flawed! Also cute and fluffy!" (Lilo and Stitch)

"Don't worry, we are professionals! Hey, get that out of your mouth!" (Lilo and Stitch)

“Blue punch buggy!” (Lilo and Stitch)

“Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw.” (Lilo and Stitch)

“Oh good. I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity on the list my list of things I did today!” (Lilo and Stitch)

"We're knights of the round table We dance when e'er we're able We do routines and parlour scenes With footwork impecc-Able. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are for-mid-able Though many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsing-able We not so fat in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot Oh we're tough and able Quite indefatigable Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a bit too loud in Camelot I have to push the pram a lot." (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Yep. He took the red one." (Lilo and Stitch)

"Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me! No it's not! It is too Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday. Get off sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so wierd!?" (Lilo and Stitch)

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken but still good. Yeah. Still good." (Lilo and Stitch)

"Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!" (Lilo and Stitch)

"What!? After what you put me through, you expect to let you go just like that! Just like that! Ih. Fine. Fine? You're doing what he says? He's very persuasive." (Lilo and Stitch)

"Stitch. What? My name Stitch. Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch... Does Stitch have to go into the ship? Yes. Can Stitch say goodbye? Yes. Thank you." (Lilo and Stitch)

"Remember remember the fifth of November. The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." (V for Vendetta)

"Brave Sir Robin ran away. No! Bravely ran away away I didn't! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled No! Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about I didn't! And gallantly he chickened out bravely taking to his feet I never did! He beat a very brave retreat Oh, lie! Bravest of the brave Sir Robin I never!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Welcome gentle sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“I hate Illinois Nazis.” (Blues Brothers)

"625, when did you learn to climb ceilings? The name, is Reuben." (Leroy and Stitch)

"Perhaps I shall mimic the earth girl and name you with your very own name. I will call you... SPIKE!! Ha ha, she already used that one. Very well, KIXX! Used it. Slugger. Done. Cannonball?? He jumps into water: makes awesome waves. Why not just call it 627? You already made 627. I did? Shut up! I am naming the naming here, I'll think of it!... I've got it. I shall name you... LEROY!!" (Leroy and Stitch)

"Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, then raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out." (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"But why is rum gone?" (Pirates of the Caribbean)

“We’re on a mission from God.” (Blues Brothers)

“Ham, or tuna?” (Stitch: The Movie)

"I think that went rather well, don't you? Actually sir, I thought... I didn't ask what you think! Actually, you did! That was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is? Yes sir, I believe it's when... No, that was a rhetorical question too!" (Leroy and Stitch)

“Ohana means family; family means no one gets left behind, or forgotten.” (Lilo and Stitch)

“Stitch not bad: Stitch fluffy!” (Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch)

“What, is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"How can we sail to an island no one can find... with a compass that doesn't work? Ah, the compass doesn't point north. Put we're not trying to find north, are we?" (Pirates of the Caribbean)

“One day lad, all this will be yours! What, the curtains? No not the curtains, lad. All that you can see! Stretched out over the hills and valleys of the land!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“All the other kings said it was daft to build a castle in the swamp. But I built one any way, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one! It sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That one burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp! But the forth one stayed up!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“For, since her father… who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"You came back. Nobody gets left behind." (Lilo and Stitch)

“Ni!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“I call it the open-faced, double-decker blubber butt.” (Leroy and Stitch)

“When suddenly, the animator died of a fatal heart attack.” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“What, ridden on a horse? You’re using coconuts!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“Does wood sink in water? No, no it floats. It floats! Throw her into the pond!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“I’m not dead yet!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“Oh yeah, it’s me: I’m fluffy!” (Leroy and Stitch)

“My name is Bond, James Bond.” (Pick one, any one.)

“We can’t fly into a black hole! I have to have the van back to the college by six!” (Leroy and Stitch)

“Aloha cousins!” (Leroy and Stitch)

"Stitch, you're going to be ok now. Please be ok. Stitch sorry." (Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch)

"Hurry before... oh no. Jumba, Jumba! It's not working. We're too late. No! Lilo, there's nothing you can do. He's gone. Honey, come here. No!" (Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch)

"You belong out in space, catching bad guys in the Big Red Battleship! This is a very special necklace. I kept it hidden in a sock for three years. It's Ku tiki, god of strength. Promise to never take it off? Promise. You're experiment 626. Name, Stitch." (Leroy and Stitch)

"Stitch, can you hear me? I need you! Please come back. Stitch, can never come back." (Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch)

“Stitch. I’m so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. You’re my ohana, Stitch. And I’ll always love you.” (Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch)

I'll be posting some info on the characters from my story here soon. Keep an eye out.

I swear I will... I just need to actually sit down and do it... And figure out how much to say on my ongoing stories without giving away too much...