Hey everyone! Here are some things about me-

My name is Kelsey.

I am a Rumrunner.

I love POTC.

Go Davy Jones and Barbossa!!!

I love Johnny Depp and all his movies.

I wore a skull bandana into a restaurant and got a few 'arghhs!'. haha

I love being hyper and random.

I am very blonde.

I almost got kicked out of a store because my friend and I were too crazy.

I hate the Beta Club.

I'll probably get kicked out because I never go to the clean-ups. XP

I hate showering or washing my hair. True pirateness. W00T!

Yet I spend an hour in there...-rolleyes-

I have spent about $80 on POTC things.

I have bought -with my own money- 4 POTC books, chapstick, two necklaces, rubber bracelet, pillowcase, DMC soundtrack, and a Jack sticker.

I also love Kingdom Hearts.

And Axel, and Roxas...basically the whole Orgy!

I am always the last to go to sleep at sleepovers.

I stayed up almost a whole day once.

I get angry and annoyed quite easily.

I wear glasses.

I am 5ft 1. gasp! In March of 06 I was like..4 11' haha!

I dont do my chores.

My grandma wants me to see a psychiatrist...for depression..

Which i'm not..I just get annoyed a lot and get in a bad mood cuz of that. XD

People at my church dont think I can talk, but at school I get yelled at for talking almost everyday.

A woman at the mall thought I was gonna steal a hat. BUT I WASNT! I PROMISE! -i just HAD to be in my pirate outfit hah-

I love Advent Childrennnn

W00t for the SHM and Sephiroth!!

I am a great speller.

PELICAAAAAAANS.

I have very many different sides to me.

Sides being- Hyper/crazy, outgoing, shy, sad, actress ect

I always look serious or angry.

But I'm not...i'm plotting..O.o

I snap at people who constantly think I am sad.

I hate preps and poular people.

DEATH TO MARY-SUES AND PREPS!

I have 2 pets named after POTC.

Guinea pig- Captain Jack, Hermit crab- Orlando, and a clown fish named Norrington that just died today (9-24-06)

I might bury him. :'(

And guess what else?

It's quote time! XD

QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

PICKLEJUICE!- Cervantes -reminding my BFF about how she drinks pickle juice-

BISCUITS!- Caleb -man...people in my class are so random..lol-

Don't worry, I'll keep him straight (Bailey)
I hope you do (Me)

-'him' meaning Caleb..we think is gay..savvy?-

This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you almost caught..
Captain Smellybelly! - Cervantes

It smells like something crawled up your butt and died!- Me about this dude
who farted

That old woman's gonna be the cause of all my bad grades!- Me about my
71 y/o math teacher

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law- Helena..dont ask

Iodine Swine!- Michael trying to get a problem in LA right

In my family..we fight for food - Me...joking around

PARLEY! - Miranda -bff- when the class was bein yelled at teacher told her to be quiet

Get up you big gorilla!- Susanna..poking a guy who was asleep in technology

Quit effing poking me with that effing pencil!- said asleep dude above..he got angry

I love you, Mrs.Williams - Bailey trying to bribe the teacher to let us go to the bathroom
weird, huh? shes a grumpy old teacher

THE LEPRECHAUNS ARE AFTER MY STASH!- Susanna's T-shirt

Do you got AIM? (Melia)
No..i dont have that disease (Greg)

Greg actually thought aim was a disease...o.O Lord help him..

YOU EAT CHEESE!- Bailey repeating a song G & M (from up there) made together

Skiiiiiin!- Cervantes..singing in a girly voice while sliding me some 'skin' :P

It's cuz I'm white, ain't it?- Cervantes..angry at our black math teacher for telling him 'shutup!'

TURKEYYYY!- Melia's and my joke..we used to run down the hall saying that lol

..Then I dated Elvis's daughter...But I dumped her, and now I like little boys!
- Cervantes doing an impression -might i say in a high voice- of Michael Jackson

Ya'll shush! I don't wanna die today!- Cervantes at me and others during a lockdown -a REAL one o.O- -cut to Kraken music-

When Jack dies we'll just have to have a funeral- Mom talking about my guinea pig cuz he means so much to us and is so fat and friendly

She'll either: ban me from the computer, throw it away, or make me take it back- Me talking about my makeup since I can't wear any but I bought it anyway XP mwuaha

I had two cupcakes, two chocolate chip pancakes, a cookie, and some barbeque chips- Me at a sleepover reciting my big breakfast -hey! i was a long night and i was up alone!-

In a world, where kitties scratch themselves, one kitty was brave enough to NOT scratch itself- Melia in a monotone voice -like they do in movies

Prostitutes!- Greg in a high voice -no, only Gayleb is gay XP- while sliding some skin to me..and then he goes "20 dolla!" get it? rotflol

I AIN'T GAY!- Me, inside joke

GAY RAPE!- Me, when two of my guy friends were chasing each other...o.O lol

Hold on grandpa! It'll be over soon!- Dad

Who would waste a quarter on the police?- Dad, talking about cell phones

You don't want another hole, do you?- Grandma..about a pencil being in my pocket -_-

Bootstrap Bill, ye'r gay and ye'll spend an eternity off my ship!- Dad, making fun of Davy Jones XDDD

I wanna be a reverse bounty hunter!- Me in a family talk

SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY HOMIES!

Miranda, Melia, Anna, Cervantes, Greg, Brandi, Brandon, Forrest, Kaprea,

Jarmore, Mr. Bridges, Mrs. Adams, Jake, Bradley, D-Boy, Taylor,

Dylan, Michael and Michael, Jack -my guinea pig-, Dish, NB, Taryn,

CM, Tomb, Dizzy, Ditty, Loonielass, Choccie, Becca, Steven,

Will, Madley, Reb, Cali, Kriss, Bloo, ABOM, Hoping,

Xavier, Suluna, Lisa, Riot, Xena, Jenna, TJ, Jake, Helena, Lizzie

Jenna -point and laugh- Haha! You're last!

MELIAS STORIES!

The Twin Terrorists who saved Flight 93

Introduction...

In 2001, two brave giggling souls save the Twin Towers..-Helena

I am a terrorist. I am here to crash this plane! - Melia (imitating terrorists)
-laughs- -Melia plays all the parts in this one, including herself-
What is so funny?
-more laughing-
Again. What is so funny to you! You are going to die!
your voice.
My voice? Is that what makes you laugh?
-nods and more laughing-
As I was saying...I am going to crash this plane into the twin towers.
Where are the Twin Towers?
-points to the left- There
-looks to the right- where?
There!
-looks behing her- WHERE?
THERE!
-looks left- oh...i see it -grins-
fin

SEVEN DAYS!

BRIIING! BRIING!- phone
-Melias dad picks up-
Seven days!- a voice
What?
Is Melia Burris there?
No...can I take a message?
Tell her to call me back.
Who are you?
SEVEN DAYS!
Okay hold on...S-E-V-E-N...D-A-Y-S?-writes 'seven days' on paper
Bye.
Bye.
-hangs up--one minute later-
BRIIIIIIING!
Hello?
SEVEN DAYS!
You just called.
Is Melia there?
No..you JUST called.
Oh..tell her to call me.
Kays
-hangs up-

BRIIIIIING!
Melia answers
Hello?
SEVEN DAYS!
so?
SEVEN DAYSSSSS!
Seven days is a week so what?
SEVEN DAYS!
Wha's gonna happen in seven days?
-pause-...seven...days..
-hangs up-

BRIIIIING!
Melia answers again
Hello?
25 days till Christmas! -in a real high voice is me-

That was mostly made by the giggling idiot, Melia. I just added and took out some things. Chow.

LINKIES!

All POTC!! XD

Dirty Lil Secret- http://youtube.com/watch?v=mTYlZkiSk6U

Hey Ho, Cap'n Jack!- http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOBdtsXFOTc

WDYDWADS -you'll have to listen to find out what that means! XP- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ulWXvzL6nuA

Chicken Dance -rotflol- http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fal5JVqN2C8

Captain Jack Sparrow Fanvideo- http://youtube.com/watch?v=ob-oXCGi3Ek&mode=related&search=

Toxic- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVciWj43Xn8&mode=related&search=

Parley Forum- http:///index.php?act=idx -I'm Pirate_Girl over there! XD-

Favourite Shippers

Jack/ Anamaria

Will/ Liz

Liz/ Barbossa -cause its hilarious! XD-

Davy/ Tia You know they're meant to be.. :-P

Axel/ Larxene

Larxene/ Marluxia

Sora/ Kairi

Roxas/ Namine

Marluxia/Namine :evil laughter: Because its so wrong!

Namine/Riku

Hated Shippers

I don't really like J/E. It's just not right. They are just lusting after one another...and flirting.

Slash...Hate it. Like it only if it's funny. Like this..

"Will giggled. 'Norrie..we're touching.'"

Something like that was in LTP -my story- and NO. It was NOT gross. They just fell and landed on each other. OKAY?! O.o

Inside Jokes

"Turkey"

"Gay Rape"

"I AINT GAY!"

Shlomo

"Bgye"

"Corn!"

Mommie and Daddy #1,2 & 3

"Captain Smellybelly!!"

Greg biting my lip -he didn't-

Teestie Rolls -you DO NOT wanna know-

Gayleb

Trying to swallow something by flipping your tongue in and out -haha-

Skin, Tissue, Epidermis, Skin cells, Prostitutes, and 20 dolla

'Kelseyyy'

"I touched China!"

Favourite Bands/Singers

Kelly Clarkson

Evanescence

Panic! At The Disco

All-American Rejects

MY STORIES

New Punishments- Jack has severe and weird punisments. Plotless and very stupid. XP

Liz's Tea Party- Just published the first chapter. I'm up to chapter 18 in my notebook! haha

Crazy Love- I know, I know. I'mma no J/E shipper...but how would I write this without it being J/E?!! O.O It will not happen again, my friends. ;)