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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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MY STORIES

Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Kagome

NOTE: I took of my Inuyasha/Kagome ones for re writing them . ill put them back up really soon okay?

Bankotsu/Kagome

-If I Should Die Before I Wake

Inuyasha turns full demon and hurts Kagome. She's left in the forest until the shichinintai find her. Kagome knows she loves Inu and he's looking for her, but she cant get Bankotsu out of her head...Should she return? Or not?

Dun dun dunnnn...Inuyasha is a full demon and not even the rosary around his neck can stop him. This story is confusing me right now since I don't have the plot all down for it yet... But read it and review it anyways plz!

-With Nothing But our Love

Kagome knew it.She knew Inu never loved her. Unable to take it anymore,she runs away to end her life,but the most unlikely person comes and saves her from death.Traveling with her Saviour,new feelings start to arise and she learns to love again. BanXkag

This story is the typical Inuyasha betrays kag, kag runs away and is taken by Bankotsu kind of story. But I promise you guys that I'll make it good! . I haven't updated this one in a while, but I promise I will as soon as I have time okay?

-Assassin Bride

Kagome met him at the hotsprings late one night and not even a week later, he admits he loves her. But she has a feeling that their trust in each other's about to break. Can they do anything to save their relationship before its over?banXkag..plz R&R

This one does not have anything to do with death in it and is funnier than the rest of my Ban/Kag stories. It has alot to do with "trust" as you will see. Oh, and main pairing for this one is Ban/Kag as you know, but the other pairing is Jak/San. Sound weird? Give it a shot and read it. Its actually pretty good. ( or so I think haha)

-A Blade of Red Steel

Inuyasha betrays Kagome, which results in her death and when she is reborn, he realizes his mistake. But it's too late as fate has already given Kagome her next surprise. A child with a man that after many trials, will still love her with all his heart.

-This story is actually my favourite out of the Ban/Kag ones. It's not as funny as Assassin Bride, and a bit more to the sad side. If you guys were wondering about the title of the story, "A blade of red steel" is basically just a sword with blood on it, and generally, if you see a sword with blood on it, it usually means that some one died. Right? And since death has quite alot to do with this story... ( hey im not emo tho)

Now you get it? Good. Read the story and plz leave me a reveiw. .

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20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

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Likes

Pairings

INUYASHA:

Annnnd now, onto pairings that I like. Im a liker of crazy pairings just to let you guys know...You know how everyone has their absolute favourite paring? Well so do I. My favourite paring is Bankotsu/Kagome. Yes I know its a weird paring, but I like it . and 4 out of my 5 stories are for this couple.

Sesshomaru/Kagome

(I know that seriously, this pairing would just be as likely as Ban/Kag but I can't help but love it. It might sound funny to some people, but trust me, its good.)

Kagome/Koga

(This one not as much but I still like it. The 'skinny wolf' or w/e finally gets his 'mate')

Jakotsu/Kagome

(And you thought that my Bankotsu/Kagome was weird...)

Inuyasha/Kagome

(Oh...finally a normal one. Yes this is the typical one for Inuyasha fanfics. The most normal, yet the least original in my opinion. Gets boring after a while i think...)

Sango/Miroku

(This is a normal one as well, though I usually like this couple as a minor paring, not a major one)

DEATH NOTE

Ryuuzaki(L)/Misa

Don't ask...I like weird parings remember?

Raito/Misa

I only like this sometimes..pretty rarely if a good story comes along.

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

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Dislikes

And onto pairings I don't like...you would think I hate all normal parings right? From my panel of likes. But no. Here's what I dont like.

Yaoi

(Especially with something weird like Inuyasha/Sesshomaru or something. That's just wrong. Totally. And even though its not AS wrong, Ban/Jak is still nasty.)

Yuri

(Yuck. That's all I have to say.)

Kagome/Shippo

(?? What's wrong with the world??)

Inuyasha/Kikyo

(Yuck. Stupid clay pot should stay in the ground where she belongs, but unfourtunatly is needed for my stories since Kagome's not with Inuyasha.)

Sango/Bankotsu

(Okay...that's plain weird. Sango's a freakin demon slayer)

Makino Tsukushi/Nishikado Soujiro

(Um...Sure...Right...)

Any Character/OC

(I don't like it when ppl make up their own characters and pair them with someone. I prefer 2 stay within the characters that r already there.)

OOC/AU Stories

(Um...yeah...stay within the storyline. It dosent feel like the actual anime/book/etc if u make it OOC or AU.)

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Sad Poem Time...:

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you to Zutara Lover, for opening my eyes even more to the tragic events of child abuse.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Things to do to a telemarketer

Talk really fast.

Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can't hear them over the static.

Make up a one word language. Speak it.

Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?"

If they say "Yes' say, "Please state the nature of the emergency." Then insist that their emergency isn't an emergency. Hang up.

If they say "No" to number 6 say, "I'm sorry but this line is for emergencies only." Hang up.

Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.

Pretend that your phone line is an automatic phone sex line.

Dial the phone and say, "Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I'm gonna come over there and hurt you! "

Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn't ringing.

Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.

Claim to be the FBI. Say, "This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. How may I help you?"

Dial 69. Wait about a minute and say, "Damn unreliable 69."

Speak a foreign languange and if the telemarketer gets a person who speaks the language you used, speak another language, use a made up language, or say that you were speaking English the whole time.

Pretend that the telemarketer is your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. Talk sexually, making references to what you are going to do to him/her later tonight. When you "realize" that you are not speaking to your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend yell, "Pervert!" Slam the phone down to hang up.

Say, "Help! I'm being robbed! He's got a gun!"

Try to sell the telemarketer something.

Act drunk.

Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, "They'll never catch me again," "No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!" After saying one of these mutter incoherently.

Make him/her sing to get a sale.

Pretend to be really interested. Then say, "No."

Engage him/her in an "intellectual" conversation on an extremely boring subject.

Keep crackers near the phone. When a telemarketer calls eat the crackers. Chew loudly, make slurping noises, and talk with your mouth full. If you want pretend that you are choking.

Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you'll get back to them.

If he/she is selling a newspaper or magazine, go on and on about how great another newspaper/magazine is.

Pretend you are a telemarketer from a rival company. Get him/her to buy your product.

Say, "Yes" immediately to whatever they are selling and hang up immediately afterwards

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60 Things About Guys

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.

--Guys love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ...

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible

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