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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

UPDATE!!

Okay, so we read The Deers, and decided that we have gotten better at writing. We are totally redoing the story, same plot, people, time, pairings, same pretty much everything, but better. So we have not left the story, we just need to rewrite it. Ginny sent me the second chapter to look over about 30 minutes ago.

Hey we are thegirls!! we have been best friends for a long time. We are going to put one disclaimer up, We do not own Harry Potter only some characters here and there. Here is a bit about our selves:

Live: the USA!

Names: I am Lily, if you see this writing it is me, Lily.

I am Ginny, if you see this writing it is me, the awesome, wonderful, totally cool, someday to be Queen of the World Ginny.

And I am Hermione, if you see this writing it is me, Hermione. The only one with even an ounce of any common sense at all... Ginny.

Faves: Harry Potter, books, food, family (if they aren't being evil), friends (when they aren't being evil...stupid Ginny...)

Hey!! Here are some great quotes(I have know idea where these quotes came from, but we did not write them):

1)Thoughts become Words,

Words become Actions,

Actions become Character,

Character is Everything.

2)There is a woman giving birth every second, we must find her and stop her.

3) I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
--
Douglas Adams

4) I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
--
W.C. Fields

5) I can resist everything except temptation.
--
Oscar Wilde

6) Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
--
Dick Van

7) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
--
Bertolt Brecht

8) Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--
Will Rogers

9)In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

10) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--
Albert Einstein

11)Live so that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

12) Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

13)A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

14)My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

15)I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

16)A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

17)If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

18)I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

19)The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

20)Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

21)Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

22)Liars should have good memories.

23)Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)

24)A wise man once said the human spirit can overcome any obstacle, that man had obviously never run a triathalon. - J.D. from Scrubs

25) live so that the preacher won't need to lie at your funeral

Gah, I hate Scrubs, it's so stupid.

Which is why I don't understand why you hate Scrubs...

Must be why you love it.

Hey, I just have a sense of humor.

I think you're dance moves are pretty funny. The Windmill...

I'm going to make the move so popular, that's gonna be the dance you do with your father on your wedding day when you marry Napolean Dynamite.

Gross. Get a life. And watching Napoleon 3 nights a week with your insane, messed up dog who's heard the story Cinderella from you probably 100 times because you have nothing better to do then suck blood and tell your dog fairy tales does not count as having a life!

I have a life! And I hate Cinderella...

OK... Here is some useful information, if I am the author of a story you will see the letter H at the beginning of the story it is me, if it is a G, Ginny, if it is an L it's Lily.

Have you read the work of "whydoyouneedtoknow"? You know, "Living with Danger", Living Without Danger" all that? If not, read it. She has a little "universe" called "dangerverse". here she has a main story and little stories coming off of it, a fanfic of a fanfic (Harry Potter if you want to know). We are using that idea, "The Deers" is the main story and we are going to have oneshots and chapter stories coming off of it. Wow, that was long. (By the way, totally sappy.)

Heck yeah, you talk on and on and on. But here are some of my favorites. Fly me to the moon- by pratty-prongs-princesse and Flames of Betrayal and Absolute Shocker!- by James-RoxMySox and Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past and My Fairy Tale Ending?- by A lesson before dying and Fighting Fate- by Miss Court-A-Doo and Little Lady- by VeniceGroove and Gone But Not Forgotten- by lostindreams1001. So, you should definetly check those out.

Hey! I do not talk on and on.

And on and on and on. :)

Shut up before I forcefully remove your head from your body, and put your decapitated head on my bed stand, so every morning I will remember that if I could survive you two dimwitted unfunny sugar consuming freaks that laugh when I eat bananas and say the word duty, for so long, then I can survive the day!

Girl got backbone!

Enjoy the stories!

Oh, we changed the Deers so that they are in 5th year and they are fifteen, they are not in 4th year any more.

p.s. no flames please, if you hate the story that much, don't read it...if you want to be critical, be nice.

But I seriously doubt that you'll hate our stories. And if you do...

Absolute Shocker! by James-RoxMySox reviews
Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,504 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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The Deers reviews
Three teenage girls transfer from an American school to Hogwarts when their mother moves them to England in their 5th year. They befriend the Marauders and Lily. Who knows what could happen...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Diary of Lily reviews
Lily keeps a diary of her 5th year at Hogwarts. NOT part of The Deers, stands alone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily and James reviews
G! Here is a one shot abut Lily and James's Christmas at Hogwarts in their 7th year. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete