NAME: Naw-Roo-Toe Oo-Zoo-Mah-Key

AGE: 24 Years Old (I'm still high school young damn it!)

Height: 5'4...Last time I checked I was 5'5! WTF I got shorter!! I can hear Edward Elric laughing about me somewhere out there T.T

Likes: Anime, Mange, not updating my stories, misspelling words, and not using proper grammar.

Dislikes: My rival in school...Sauce-kay Oo-Che-Ha, Yaoi, Grammar Police, and people who troll about my dislikes on Sasuke.

Dream: My fanfiction dream is to complete a large multi-chapter story and to reach a thousand reviews on a single story.

Note to the World: "Shut Up, I know I need to update!" - Conversation between my friend and I

Tsunade please sit on my face!!!!!

Yep, Naruto and Bleach are nice and all, but they are far from being in my top 5 list. Hell they're not even in my top 10 actually.

UPDATES FOR 2011 and Beyond!!!

Okay, I wont lie to you all. I've been messing around and slacking off. I'm sad to announce that I have grown bored of the current fanfiction kingdom. It just doesn't feel the same as it was before. Its not that I'm going to give up, I still love to read fics, its just that I'm tired of seeing the same thing over and over. I'm not flaming everyone its just that I want some originality going. Also I'd like to see some of the old fiCs that got me into fanfiction be updated, most of them do need an update. CHECK FAVS to see a hand full of stories that I'm talking about. Also check fav authors.

At the moment, I am beginning to take a large interest in the Pokemon fanfiction community. As much as a fan of Naruto as I am, Pokemon fanfiction is very entertaining for me at the moment. I guess a few of you may be unhappy with this decision, but I promise to finish up at least 1 of my Naruto projects. Which will probably be "Two Ramen Stands..." since it is one of my personal favorites. But until then, I will begin typing up my 2nd Pokemon fanfic and re-writting my first one. Gotta catch em' All!

Current Projects

PokeHearts: OMG its not a Naruto Fanfiction its a pure Pokemon fic with just Pokemon characters. Of course it revolves around Satoshi(Ash's name in the original Japanese Version), but with a high school romance game simulation addition to the mix. Simply put its about Satoshi starting off as a young child with the same goal as always, to become a Pokemon Master and this story he has Kasumi(Misty) as his childhood friend. Sadly, Satoshi's life ain' t so great. With his poor grades and unknown to him is his family's current financial problems he has a lot to go through. Soon Satoshi moves away to Hoene where he lives for a few years then returns as he begins his quest to become a Pokemon Master through Kanto's greatest Pokemon Academy. HIATUS

Pairing: SatoshiHarem Multiple Endings!

Super Smash Bros; Naruto!: Just posted out of boredom.Simply, Naruto in the Super Smash Tournament.

Pairing: Naruto(FEM)Kyuubi ??, maybe one more female

Two Ramen Stands, Two Waitresses, One Naruto: A new ramen stand has opened up in Konoha. This new stand is located just across the street from the good ol' Ichiraku Ramen stand. Rivalries are started between the two, and Naruto is caught in between the entire thing.

Pairing: AyameNarutoOC(Haruka Hirosaka) triangle

Here is a picture of Haruka Hirosaka: http:///art/Chef-Girl-26667698

Narutimate Butler: After accidentally breaking one of Haishi's valuables, Naruto must now become the Hyuuga clan's own personal butler to pay off his debt. Can the loud and brash blond learn to serve one of Konoha's most uptight clan? Maybe NarutoFemale-HyuugaHarem? Or Not.

Pairing: Naruto? or NarutoOne-Sided-Hyuuga Harem Or NarutoHyuuga-Harem