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Joined 11-11-06, id: 1164251, Profile Updated: 11-25-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

ATTENTION FANDOMS.

You want to demean and ruin characters with your sick fetishes? Fine. You want to create cliched scenes and write shitty poetry? Fine. You want to shit all over the works of art you admire? Fine.

But do so with PROPER SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.

your, you're

it, it's

they're, there, their

"I love you," she said.

Call me tomorrow; I will give you my answer then!" he shouted.

There are three things in this world that she hated: kittens, carrots, and shoelaces.

I could go on, but I feel this soapbox rant is wasted. Before submitting a story, why don't you use such useful items like spellcheck? Or use Google to research grammar rules you are unsure of. Don't know a word? Don't bastardize it; use a thesaurus to find the exact diction you need.

Like my stories? Cool. They're mostly people fucking or satire (or both). Leave a review, or don't. I probably won't check.

FanFiction will be the death of me.

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Beg for It by aviddaydreamer reviews
Everyone has a weakness. All it takes is to find just the right spot and press. Sooner or later, everyone breaks. Dark: torture, lemons, non-con/dub-con, language. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Venom by Tara1189 reviews
You've had a taste now, lover. And its bitterness was to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pieces by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The scars are still there, forever reminding. It feels like the walls are closing in, suffocating her. Everything's in pieces, but she's still expected to live Happily Ever After. Angst!Ginny. Dark fic. Second in The Ones Left Behind Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/18/2011 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
No Strings Attached by luvscharlie reviews
No one ever sets out to be the other woman, always waiting, always hurting. No one ever sets out to get hurt. There are no winners. There are broken hearts, empty promises and too many tears to cry. Draco/Pansy, Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Boys Don't Do That by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron discuss why they don't hug. Ron thinks it's simple enough - Boys don't do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Unconventional Essay by Veritas-amore reviews
. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Faint Reprise by Nell Vance reviews
When his fate is left in the hands of the women of Volturi, Edward discovers just how volatile the fair sex can be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Sulpicia
Whole Surrender by squeakyswings reviews
Because if she had met him first, if she had seen him and heard his confessions…who's to say it would have gone that way, the way it did? — Charlie/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Charlie W., Fleur D. - Complete
Patience by aviddaydreamer reviews
True ownership is a complicated thing, but Lucius Malfoy has always been a patient man. Warnings: Slightly dark, or maybe very dark, depending on your perspective, nonviolent, nongraphic non-con--lots of nons there, implied mental instability, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day in the Life by KatieBell70 reviews
'All was well…' And it was, really. Only, some days…it wasn't. Ron Weasley's life has become so bogged down with details that sometimes he has trouble seeing the bigger picture. Post-Final Battle, Pre-Epilogue, Ron as a dad and husband
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Ties reviews
James is invited to dinner at Lily's. Things don't go very smoothly. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Comforting Copulation reviews
This was about more than sex; this was comfort of the most hedonistic kind. My entry for Twin Exchange's January Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Failing Grade reviews
Hermione decides to lose her virginity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Yeehaw reviews
Emmett talks to Edward about sex. Chapter two now up because I was bored.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Studio dell'italiano reviews
Edward helps Bella study Italian using his unique incentives. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fcked Up Fairytales reviews
Leah and Jake. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Four Hundred Years reviews
Carlisle f-cks up. Canon, kind of. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Carlisle - Complete