Yet again, I return from the great beyond that is life, lol. Yes, I - Claire Chase - have returned to FanFiction after a rather long hiatus, finding herself far too attached to her characters to give them up for good. :) I'm looking at rewriting some stories, so you may see an AN coming from me soon in a few stories to alert you if any rewrites are occurring. Just because I don't like my old and (I admit) rather minimalistic style of writing. :)

This is a story written in joint with strayphoenix, with help from her brother, whitexslayer. Here's the link for those who would like to read:

Ways to Annoy, Harass, and Confuse the Cast of Witch

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Here's a trailer for Broken. There are three videos, but one trailer. Be sure to check them out! So Close - Broken Trailer

Trailer for Spark. Boomerang - Spark Trailer

Broken - in progress; potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

Good Enough - in progress; potential rewrite in progress. (I refuse to throw the towel in on this one; 11/13/10)

Keep Holding On - in progress; potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

Know Your Stars: Eragon Style - this one will be called complete, for now, seeing as how life has brought my lovely writing partner and I to different states (11/13/10).

Know Your Stars: Eragon: The Dates: Murtagh - this one, too, will be called complete for now (11/13/10).

New Tricks - COMPLETE!

Next Time - This story has been passed off to Sergio Dumbledore. Thank you so much!

One Sweet Day - COMPLETE!

Of Greece and Of Troy - in progress; the rewrite of Troy: An Epic Romance. this one is up for a potential rewrite (11/13/10).

Prologue- in progress; yes, very original title, I know.

Spark - in progress. The trailer does give away a bit, but you'll get over it. We all know all I can write is romances anyway. potential rewrite in progress (11/13/10).

X is for Xanadu - This story has been passed off to xoxROMANCEADDICTxox. Thank you so much!

Favorite...

Books? I absolutely adore the Twilight series and a whole bunch of others, like Uglies trilogy, His Dark Materials trilogy, Disenchanted Princess, I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You (a.k.a. Gallagher Girls series).

Movie? POTC trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Troy, Eragon, Four Brothers, Enchanted, Sky High, Little Shop of Horrors, The Covenant, Transformers, Terminator Salvation

TV Show? Lost, House M.D., Psych, Monk, Dancing With The Stars, Ugly Betty, MythBusters

Musicals? Wicked! Fiddler on the Roof, Seussical, Beauty & the Beast, Little Mermaid, Phantom of the Opera, Music Man, Little Shop of Horrors

Actor? Ian Somerhalder, Jesse Spencer, Orlando Bloom, Garret Hedlund, Steven Strait (new #1)

Actress? Evangeline Lilly, Emilie de Ravin, Maggie Grace, Kiera Knightley

Houseism: Foreman: What happened to 'everyone lies'?

House: I lied.

LOST: Boone: Have you been using that wacky paste that made me see my sister get eaten?

Fave Quote: Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or shall I find you a box? (or)

Bobby: I don't know if you remember us, but I'm your uncle Bobby, and this here (points at Jack) is Cracker Jack.

Jack: Don't teach them that, man. (or)

Bobby: (after Jack misses the car's tires with a gun) You go girl. (or) You been crying in here, Fairy? (or)

Warren Peace: Did you want me to heat that up for you?

Layla: You're not supposed to use your powers outside of school.

Warren: I was just going to stick it in the microwave.

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Favorite Characters: Warren Peace from Sky High. Jack Mercer from Four Brothers. Murtagh from Eragon. Caleb Danvers from The Covenant. Boone Carlyle and Claire Littleton from Lost. Dr. Robert Chase from House M.D.. Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean. Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Elphaba from Wicked. Steven Kinney from Disenchanted Princess. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from the Twilight series. (I just can't decide, even if Jacob's a jerk at times).

Random Quotes from Movies, Shows, and Life!

Commercial: (Achilles) Before my time is done, I shall smile upon your corpse. (Some person from a movie) That's nice. You should stitch that on a pillow.

Claire: (@ Eragon premiere) We should use the movie before the restroom starts. Wait, that's not right!

Sun: (turns to her mother) Mom, we should use the movie before the restroom starts!

Sun's Mom: That's...(about to say right) wrong.

Sun: (telling Claire about most recent forensics tournament) So, we were at St. Mary's High School when Tom (not real name) says "OMFG!" and then Katylin (not real name) goes, "Tom, we're in a church!"

Drama Group Member: What accent are you doing for your monologue?

Claire: Australian...

Both: ...again.

Jack: Hey, where's Claire?

Kate: I chopped her up into a million pieces and flushed her down the toilet.

Jack: Nice.

Claire: (comes up and everyone's laughing) What's so funny?

Jack: Kate said she'd chopped you into a million pieces and flushed you down the toilet.

Claire: Oh, real nice Kate.

Kate: I've done that to everyone. Jack, Mr. C, Mr. D, Casey, John, John...

Claire: What about Sun?

Kate: She's the half with the heart. I kinda need her.

Kate: I can't believe my dad got his license back before I got mine.

Claire: Yeah, the day you get your license is the day it gets suspended.

Claire: Okay, our categories are now our crushes, hot actors, hot guys we don't have a crush on, hot older actors, hot book characters and hot animated characters.

Everyone at Party: Edward from Twilight!

Claire: Caleb from Witch! (everyone blinks) Zane from Uglies! (blinks again) You people need to get out more.

Drama Group Member: Oh! Gerard Butler!

Claire: Amen! (high five)

Claire: Knock knock.

Kate: Who's there?

Claire: Interrupting starfish.

Kate: Interrup - (Claire pushes hand in her face) What the heck?!

Claire: Get it? Interrupting starfish!

Claire: A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting there with you saying "Whoo boy that was fun!"

Kate: I like that one.

Claire: You can show up to heaven all in one piece, or show up going "Man, that was one heck of a ride!"

Kate: I like that one too!

Claire: Yeah, you're going to be the first to die AND show up going "Man that was one heck of a ride!"

Kate: Yeah, well at least I'll have fun!

Claire: You can have fun and still arrive in one piece. I'm proof.

Kate: Yeah, THERE'S an example.

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