Hitsuka-Hatake
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Joined 12-19-06, id: 1184818, Profile Updated: 06-14-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Today I am...

Mood- Sad, I just graduated.

People I'm mad at- no one at the moment, no wait, LD, NN, BR, BK

People I'm happy with- AJ EJ Me AM MKD GG

Other junk- I finished my 10 page essay, YAY Now I can work on SAsuke Returns I've started my new idea, It will be up soon.


Yo, Im Hitsuka. Im a girl, I just like the name only story right now is a not just a poem, and I am going to put up a Romance or Time Travel. Email me your prefference. I hope you like and read my stories. Naruto rules. My favorite pairings are Kakaanko Kakarin Obianko Obirin Itaanko and Minakushi. I love Harry Potter Naruto Xovers, too. I am also an Ok poet, but my teacher says Im really good. Im in grade 4-9. L8ter. Here's some copy and paste stuff. Plz tell me your prefference on my next story. The pole results will aply to my next story. E-mail me at hitsukah@

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1 Kakashi

2 Anko

3 Minato

4 Hinata

5 Rin

6 Obito

7 Naruto

8 Tobi

9 Itachi

10 Tsunade

11 Neji

12 Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

ObitoxNeji, nope.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HInata, hot? nope

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't think Gaara would get Tobi pregnant, but if he did, the child would be adorable!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

O course, Itachi rocks!!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

OMG YES, there aren't that many ObiAnko stories, though, maybe I'll write one.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

RinItachi or RinTsunade, I'd go with RinItachi
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

soemthing along the lines of, Oh My F888ing GOd, What the Hell!?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

MInato gets dumped by Kushina, and a certian blond Sanin cheers him up.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes, I read some.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Our Demons
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Don't know what that means.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Dunno
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yep, my friend draws Neji a lot.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

NO
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Get me more sake!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

One of the split personality Hannah Montanna songs.
"17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning, yaoi, with three HOT boys!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Tsunade, Anko, Ewww
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

It is their destiney.
20) How emo is Seven?
NOt at all Emo.


Put this in your profile if you hate child abuse.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Mizu-no-Kyubi, Lily Uzimaki, Hitsuka Hatake

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, koyuki kimura, Mizu-no-Kyubi, Lily Uzimaki, Hitsuka Hatake

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.


- If you think Kakashi Hatake from Naruto is the best male anime/manga character of all time copy and paste this into your profile

- If you think Kakashi Hatake is the best charcter from Naruto copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

- If you cried when Obito Uchiha died in Kakashi Gaiden copy and paste this into your profile

- If you're mad they skipped Kakashi Gaiden in the Naruto anime copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list - Rika24 Hitsuka Hatake

If you believe that Tobi is Obito copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list - Rika24 Hitsuka Hatake

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

- For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (noy that that has never happened to me but)

- Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and and electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

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Choices by Archraven reviews
The Akatsuki didn’t plan on Naruto’s silver haired sensei to interfere with their plan on capturing the jinchuriki. Kakashi might have been able to save Naruto but will he be able to save himself?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Long time passed by Tandtroll reviews
It's been 93 years since a Hokage last ruled Konoha. Shinobi are something read about in history when a group of 'strangely' familiar teenagers make a fantastic discovery...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Sasuke Returns reviews
The first Chapter is just a poem. Sasuke comes back to Konoha. Sasuke is easily forgiven by Naruto and Sakura, but it is going to take a little more to break through Kakashi's shell. This story is done.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.