MASChide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Lazytown, Young Ones, Misc. Movies, SpongeBob SquarePants, Smallville, and Misc. Tv Shows. Iz speshul My sense of humor is an acquired taste. Before reading any of my stories, be sure you leave your brain and all sense of reasoning at the door. You'll enjoy them better, trust me. If not, I apologize. Why do I write the stories the way I do? I don't know, really. I guess you could say I have a disability that prevents me from taking things too seriously. I'm a clown and I'm not afraid to throw punches. I've been on this site for 8 years and I've seen a lot of changes since then. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna change my style of writing. If I offend anyone with anything I've written, don't expect an apology. You won't get it. I don't mean to upset anyone on purpose (most of the time) but if it happens, it happens. End of story. Other than that, I guess you could say I'm a sort of laid back kind of geezer. Not that I'm calling myself an actual geezer, mind you. I'm in my 20s, after all. Let's see, what else? I live in Texas, I enjoy music and movies and when I'm not writing fan fiction, I'm goofing around on YouTube. Oh, and for those of you who don't know and can't tell by now... I'm a guy! A dude! A Y-front! Surprised? No? Then I'll shut up. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING... MASC stands for Movies - Anime- Shows - Comics Just the type of stories I usually write about. Makes sense, no? WARNING: My stories are completely F--ed up! Side effects include headaches, dizziness, nausea, internal bleeding and loss of sanity. My stories aren't for everyone. Ask your doctor if my stories are right for you. |
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Sweet Surrender by Alton Cyphers reviews
[COMPLETE; EDITED & UPDATED] Jól present for KittyUK: When Stephanie finds that her feelings toward the local above average hero can go nowhere, events lead her to turn her eyes, and heart, to someone else. an unlikely pairing that *will* end happily; Robbie/Stephanie. (New chapter after 8 years!)
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 10/30/2008 - [Robbie R., Stephanie] - Complete
The Ministry's Revenge by 18lzytwner reviews
The Ministry is prepared to have the last laugh but will our heroes spoil it for them? Or will this be the end of things as we know them? 11th new Sport/Steph. M RATING FOR VIOLENCE. COMPLETED 8,16,10.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,681 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Stephanie, Sportacus - Complete
The Long Journey Home by 18lzytwner reviews
The continuation of "Storming the Castle". Who is the survivor? How does LazyTown handle the loss of one of its own? And what has The Ministry have planned in retaliation? 10th SportaSteph COMPLETE 12,7,09!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,604 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Stephanie, Sportacus - Complete
Without You, Daidouji by Moonlit Rain reviews
Syaoran/Tomoyo friendship fic with laces of Sakura/Syaoran. The story of how Tomoyo helps Syaoran to ultimately confess his love to Sakura and to receive her answer as well... Revised version up!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Storming the Castle by 18lzytwner reviews
We pick up where we left off and find our heroes in a struggle between good and evil. Who wins and what happens during the course of the battle changes everything. 9th of new SportaSteph COMPLETE 5,28,09!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sportacus, Stephanie - Complete
The Enemy Within by 18lzytwner reviews
There is an enemy inside that plans to change everything. What happens when an outside enemy comes to help it along? 8th of new Sport, Steph COMPLETED 1-20-09!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sportacus, Stephanie - Complete
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree by Alton Cyphers reviews
[COMPLETE; EDITED & UPDATED] Jól present for MASC: A tale previously left out of 'Life is a Medley', like so many years of the twin's life. Includes one of MASC's OCs, and lots of humour.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - [Sportacus, Stephanie] [Robbie R., OC] - Complete
Jabberwocky by KittyUK reviews
Jol greetings MASC! When Sportacus is called out of town unexpectedly, Robbie's plan to find out what he's up to goes horribly wrong. A zany action comedy where everyone acts out of character, written to challenge as a Jol present for the King of Comedy
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Stephanie, Sportacus - Complete
Our Compromise by Vbabe11 reviews
I think I've yet to see a fic on this pair- Stingy and Trixie- How do two stubborn people end up together? St x Tr based with a little Tr x Robb on the side. One-Shot. Please review!
Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Life is a Medley by Alton Cyphers reviews
[COMPLETE; EDITED & UPDATED] Sequel to 'Bring Me to Life', character death in later chapter. Robbie/semi-OC, Sporta/Steph, Milford/Bessie. "When you take everything that happens in one's life, it becomes a symphony, a medley..."
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Robbie R., OC] [Sportacus, Stephanie] - Complete
After The Rain by KittyUK reviews
Lazytown is the perfect haven to fall in love, to raise a family...or simply to hide. Whose demons have come to town? Follows "On The Flip Side". M for sexual content, language, adult themes. WARNING C14 onwards REALLY not for younger readers. COMPLETE!
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
One Robot or Two? by 18lzytwner reviews
There is a new villain running around LazyTown and Robbie is up to something bad as usual but what happens when the violence escalates? 7th Sport,Steph or new series. FINISHED 7,28,08!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
On The Flip Side by KittyUK reviews
The perfect couple got married, but what happened afterwards? And what does living alongside perfection do to everyone else? Sequel to "Theory of Everything" Stingy/Trixie, Sport/Steph, Robbie/OC. Would love you to R&R, especially now it's COMPLETE!YAHOO!
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,673 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Bring Me to Life by Alton Cyphers reviews
[COMPLETE; EDITED & UPDATED] Named after the song by Evanescence: When inspiration comes, what better than to follow it? And what if it leads to romance? Follow in an adventure of life, love, and more! Robbie Rotten/Rottenella pairing, name change included.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - [Robbie R., OC] - Complete
Road Trip To No Where by DarthWasabi reviews
The gang decides to take a road trip across the American landscape. Little do the group know that throughout all the food fights, pranks, the incident of shaving Lana’s hair off and musty coloured vans, that they will find out…Something really important.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Theory of Everything by KittyUK reviews
Sportacus and Stephanie belong together. Who's keeping them apart and why? A whole lotta Sportasteph for the romantics out there. Rated M for adult themes, sexual content and language. Please do R&R and thanks to all who have so far...
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,617 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Big Decisions by 18lzytwner reviews
Stephanie has some big decisions to make. Will she make the right ones or will Robbie force her to make ones she doesn't like? 6th of new SportSteph COMPLETE 1,26,08!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Dream and Dreamability by Joey 300000 reviews
The Prince Regent dreams an unholy dream of unholiness. He dreams he shall die............. Chap 3 up
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
My Favorite Shade of Blue is Navy Pink by WannaBeStephanie reviews
short and sweet one shot, RobbieStephanie, my first attempt at this sort of thing, please R and R!
Lazytown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Made With Love by KJWilliston reviews
Settling into town and opening her own bakery was the easy part. Yet winning the heart of the local above average hero is going to be a challenge. One she is more than ready to except. SS
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2007
Trouble With a Capital R? by 18lzytwner reviews
Things in LazyTown were going all right. That is until Robbie gets out of prison. 5th LT story in new series Sport,Steph
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
MST3k: Operation: Return to Earth by garfieldodie reviews
Mystery Science Theater 3000. Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are back on Earth...only to become fugitives from the law. Only Joel Robinson can save them now. It's only a matter of finding him... COMPLETE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,583 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Can't Deny It by 18lzytwner reviews
The feelings are there and she can't deny it anymore. But will Stephanie be able to tell him before something bad happens? 4th LT story in new series Sport,Steph
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Existence by Everlasting Wonders reviews
He wrapped his arms around her petite frame and ensnared her in his embrace. 'You won't be left behind, I promise you. Even if everyone abandons you, I'll always be by your side.' [OneShot]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Chekov and the Chocolate Factory by The One Ring Alchemist reviews
Ever wondered how Chekov signed on to the Enterprise?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Better Than Python by Chelion reviews
The Dwarf crew get stuck in a VR game based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2007
Robbie the Good Guy? by 18lzytwner reviews
Robbie's new plan calls for some serious good stuff. Or does it? Will friendships fall apart after harsh words are spoken? 2nd of new series. COMPLETE 11,25,06!
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Sabishii by Ongaku Neko reviews
Oneshot. It's Tomoyo's birthday and Sakura is out of town.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2005 - [Syaoran L., Tomoyo D.] - Complete
Peaches and Potcheen by unlikely2 reviews
One shot. Snape hides out on Craggy Island. Father Ted xover. Go on. Read it. Go on, go on, go on . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Why Won't You Blush? by Chelle-sama reviews
One blushing boy decides to get even with one too calm girl.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Camping Trip by momoyome reviews
School trip to the woods. Changed the rating. Don't know why. I think I'll update it within the month. Depends on my mood.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2001 - Published: 6/25/2001 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
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LazyTown Science Theater 3000 reviews
The worlds of LazyTown and Mystery Science Theater 3000 collide when villains from both sides team up for their quest in total domination. Now it's up to Stephanie, Mike, Sportacus, Joel, the robots and the kids to try and stop Robbie and The Mads.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,454 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Stephanie
Kingdom Of Darkness: Curse Of The Shadow Dragon reviews
Every journey, every incident and every turn of the page has led to this moment. The final battle between good & evil is about to begin. Lives will be lost, relationships mended and more secrets revealed. Playtime is over. The finale to the Trinity series
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 126,928 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Stephanie - Complete
Jingle Bell Rot! reviews
For Kitty. It's Christmas Eve with the Rottens! A series of strange and random events before the Big Day. Epilogue to "Kingdom Of Darkness: Curse Of The Shadow Dragon". Rated M for language and a brief scene of violence.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Robbie R. - Complete
Without You reviews
For Melissa. When Robbie finally forces Sportacus to leave LazyTown, Stephanie is left heartbroken and betrayed. But when things start to get even worse, will Stephanie find a way to bring Sportacus back? SportaSteph all the way.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Stephanie, Sportacus
Zero Hour reviews
When old enemies unite with a cosmic entity to bring down civilization, Sakura strikes back with an alliance all her own. By reassembling her old army and teaming with the likes of Tokyo Mew Mew and others, Sakura engages in her biggest battle ever.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 71,541 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
In The Long Run reviews
Stephanie fights to save her boyfriend and their relationship when enemies conspire to tear them apart for a greater cause while a dark secret hangs over Sportacus and his family. A zany musical based on the songs of the Eagles. 3rd in the Trinity series.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Nightmare Before LexMas reviews
Clark and the League decide to pay Lex a holiday visit as he plans to shut down an orphanage in this short story done completely IN RHYME... well, almost.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Who Do You Love? reviews
Sequel to The Trinity. When Sportacus' nephew comes to LazyTown, he and Stephanie begin a strong friendship together. But will it evolve into something more? And what is he hiding? And what secrets will Robbie uncover when he taps into Sportacus' mind?
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Sellout reviews
Oneshot. Mr. Krabs has sold the Krusty Krab! And now Spongebob is desperate to make him change his mind. Will he succeed and help Mr. Krabs see the light or will greed end their friendship? My 1st SB fic so go easy on me.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Complete
The Three Stooges: Back In Training reviews
The so called drama of high school life gets a pie in the face when teenagers Moe, Larry and Curly are given a 21st century makeover. Recruited by a secret organization to stop a madman, the boys discover love, danger and a new way to use a meat grinder.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Number 11 reviews
REVISED. Oneshot. Sportacus is dying. And in order for LazyTown to be safe, a replacement must be found. But is Stephanie ready to take on a responsibility like this? And if so, is she ready to say goodbye?
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
The Trinity reviews
Stephanie travels across neighboring cities to save LazyTown from an evil tyrant, who has overthrown the mayor and placed the entire town under a lazy spell. With Sportacus unable to help, it's up to our gal Steph to save the day. COMPLETE.
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
N E M E S I S reviews
Sakura is dead and all of Tomoeda mourns its hero. Six months later, Li returns and discovers the team has moved on except him. With a new threat rising, can Li summon the courage to take Sakura's place and become the leader they need him to be?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Syaoran L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Zombie reviews
A short story that takes place one night when all the world is infected by a strange virus that turns people into the undead. Now the boys must defend themselves at all costs and most importantly, save Rick's bottom! My 1st YO fic so don't expect much.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Tokyo Knights reviews
Sequel to The Next Crusade. Now that she's a celebrity, can Sakura save the world AND avoid the press? Is Li thinking of marrying her? Will Eriol & Tomoyo ever get together? All these questions and more leading up to a very shocking ending. COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Crazy Day In A Lazy Town reviews
Every day has a different story, all of them completely screwed up and weird. See what strange occurences happen today. Up next is Day 3: An allergic reaction to bad television leaves Stephanie sporting a new look. Oh and she also gets whacked in the face
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
CSI: LazyTown reviews
A crime has been committed in LazyTown and the culprit is still out there. Can Stephanie and her team track him down and bring him to justice before he strikes again? FINISHED. FIN. KAPUTZKI.
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
The Next Crusade reviews
COMPLETE! After the 2nd movie. Sakura and Li are finally together but an enemy from Clow Reed's past threatens their very existence. Now, Sakura must build an army and face off against this Dark Lord and his minions.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,777 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
